A/N: I'm sorry!!!! I'm so sorry for taking so long!!! Forgive me please!!!

Disclaimer: Refer to chapter 1.

And a warning, chat speak ensues. Eww…

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Previously on CHATROOM…

Tydus65: QUICK RIKKU! STUPID ACT!

BlondeThief34: RIGHT! I like drugs!

Tydus65: PEOPLE LIKE MY FEET!

X-Summoner2: What the Hell!? What are they talking about!?

I'MaMAN24: Couldn't tell ya. I was lost at the whole FFX part…

X-Summoner2: Okay………

Now On To Our Continuation…

Tydus65: Yep, I'm totally an idiot. Right, Rikku?

BlondeThief34: Duh, like of course!

X-Summoner2: Why do I feel as though I'm being lied to on the internet?

I'MaMAN24: im stil losst! halp!

Tydus65: NO!

BlondeThief34: Oh my Yevon…

Tydus65: He did it…

BlondeThief34: I know…such an evil child…

X-Summoner2: Oh my…

I'MaMan24: Halp? i ned half stel, ideots!

Tydus65: My eyes are bleeding! D:

BlondeThief34: I think my uterus exploded…

Tydus65: Eww…

I'MaMAN24: lyk omg! Wat its w/ u all? dont u al kow I ned halp?

BlondeThief34: My gallbladder just went with that one…

Tydus65: We need to stop him, before you lost all your organs!!

X-Summoner2: Am I hallucinating, or are the two supposed to be idiots' spazzing over chat speak?

I'MaMAN24: srsly, ur al beign suu men!! I tipe pfertcly fien!

Tydus65: Okay, eww at the above statement and no worries Yuna! Rikku and I are perfectly intelligent!

BlondeThief34: Yes, I send eww to Gippal as well…and TIDUS YOU RUINED OUR GODDAMN PLAN!!

Tydus65: I did?

I'MaMAN24: eww? Omy! r u al ignorinhg mee? dat iz 2 men!

X-Summoner2: If you all could excuse me, I need to go bang my head repeatedly against a wall, in hopes of waking from this freakish internet nightmare.

X-Summoner2 has signed off.

BlondeThief34: Poor woman, going off to kill precious brain cells, simply for not accepting the reality. And…YES YOU DID! YOU TOLD HER WE'RE SMART!

Tydus65: Were we planning on hiding our intelligence to use it to our advantage or something when we started our world domination plan or something?

BlondeThief34: Exactly, we were the least likely people to dominate the world when we were considered idiots. AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT!!

I'MaMAN24: u suu r al igorng me! i hat ju al! i'm gonna go sobe in a croner nwo!

Tydus65: Oh yes, we forget him for a minute didn't we?

BlondeThief34: Yes, yes we did. We shall deal with our ruined plans latter.

I'MaMAN24: I HAT U AL!

Tydus65: He 'hats' us all?

BlondeThief34: I believe he did.

Tydus65: Why is he so upset?

BlondeThief34: Well, from my knowledge of him, I know he is both female and male, and was requesting tampons earlier, so…it must be that time of that month for him. His emotions are all over the place.

I'MaMAN24: i am note aa women! i ma a men! jurst sop beeing sooOOo0 men!!

Tydus65: This is a perfect example of why I feel superior to most living beings.

BlondeThief34: If only all of humanity could be like us…

Tydus65: But if they were, we wouldn't be able to dominate the world now would we?

I'MaMAN24: srew u al! im gong 2 CVS! ned 2 bui tampons...

I'MaMAN24 has signed off.

Tydus65: Yay, our organs are saved!

BlondeThief34: Too bad we suffered some casualties though…my poor gallbladder…

Tydus65: I'm sure it's in a better place now, a place of excellent spelling and grammar, with only smart gallbladders.

BlondeThief34: I…I'd like to think so…oh my, I think I'm crying a bit…

Tydus65: Aww, I'll go get the camera…

Redblitzer09 has signed on.

BlondeThief34: Good Yevon, not him!

Tydus65: What happened to your emotional moment? And stop, drop, and roll!

BlondeThief34: Pfft…emotions are for babies! And…?

Redblitzer09: I need to talk to someone, ya!

Tydus65: This is internet, we type, not talk. And…I don't know.

BlondeThief34: My Yevon, you must be such a large imbecile to not be able to figure out such a thing. You deserve to be brutally beaten and defenestrated for your stupidity! And…alright.

Redblitzer09: Screw my sadness and hurt at being insulted for a minute, ya. When did you two get like…smart, ya?

Tydus65: Silly child, Rikku and I have always been the most intelligent creatures on this planet!

BlondeThief34: Muhaha, yes we have always been!

Redblizter09: Tidus, did you hit your hit or something, ya? And Rikku, did Lulu give you some drugs, ya?

Tydus65: Maybe…

BlondeThief34: Nobody has to know the truth…

Redblizter09: Well, it's either that or the world is ending.

Tydus65: ………

BlondeThief34: ……..

Redblizter09: ……..

Tydus65: OMFY!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!

BlondeThief34: Breath in and out, the world is not ending. Wait it is! I haven't had drugs in forever, and I was never this smart growing up!!! OMY!!!

Redblizter09: Okay, so ignoring the approaching end of the world, I have need to tell someone something, ya!

Tydus65: HOW CAN YOU JUST IGNORE THE APOCALYPSE??

BlondeThief34: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

Redblizter09: So, I've been thinking about suicide, ya.

Tydus65: EXCELLENT IDEA!!

BlondeThief34: WE CAN END THE PAIN BEFORE IT STARTS!!

Redblizter09: You see, since I now know Sir Auron will never love me or leave his wife, Seymour, who I believe might be pregnant, ya…

Tydus65: NO DOUBT THE WORLD'S ENDING!

BlondeThief34: I KNOW A MAN PREGNANT? YEP, IT IS DEFINITE!

Redblizter09: And I can't bear to live with such pain, ya…

Tydus65: THERE'S GOING TO BE EVEN MORE PAIN SOON!

BlondeThief34: WAIT, HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?

Redblizter09: It's just too much for me, ya…

Tydus54: Putting aside the oncoming death of the world for a new topic for a bit, I'm physic!

BlondeThief34: OMY! How'd that happen?

Redblizter09: But wait, if I kill myself, ya…

Tydus65: You see, my mother had been carrying me around when I was a baby, and she tripped. So I fell out of her arms, and landed in a puddle of nuclear waste.

BlondeThief34: Wow, you're just like all the superheroes on the cereal boxes! But wait, why was there a puddle of nuclear waste?

Redblizter09: If I kill myself, I'll end in the Farplane, ya…

Tydus65: It came from a nuclear reactor, of course!

BlondeThief34: You had nuclear reactors in Zanarkand?

Redblizter09: I'll be in the Farplane with my dear Sir Auron and his hideous spouse Seymour…

Tydus65: Duh, how else did we power such a big city! All the water was dyed nuclear waste too! We ran out of fossil fuels a long time ago, so we had no choice to use nuclear reactors, and those polluted the planet.

BlondeThief34: You certainly lived in one creative city!

Redblizter09: And then I can kill Seymour, despite the fact he's already dead, ya.

Tydus65: It was the best! We never ran out of nuclear waste, and we were all blind to the dying planet!

BlondeThief34: Sounds lovely, wished I had lived then.

X-Summoner2 has signed on.

Redblizter09: IT'S PERFECT, ya!!

Tydus65: Everyone does!

BlondeThief34: I need to go find a time machine now!

Redblizter09: SEE YA, ya! I NEED TO GO KILL MYSELF!!

Redblizter09 has signed off.

BlondeThief34: I need to find a time machine to go live in a time of rampant chemical waste!

BlondeThief34 has signed off.

Tydus65: See ya!

X-Summoner2: Why do I feel as though I missed an idiotic conversation?

Tydus65: Don't worry, Yuna! You only missed a smart one gone dumb!

X-Summoner2: Oh, so I was hallucinating, you're still a retard. Good, I thought the world was ending or something…

Tydus65: Oh yeah, I forgot, it actually is ending!

X-Summoner2 has signed off.

Tydus65: How many times have I been alone now?

Tydus65: Pah, who cares! I'm smart now, being alone in a chatroom doesn't scare me!

Tydus65: ……..

Tydus65: …….

Tydus65: Why do I feel as though I am slowly dying?

Tydus65: Feels like the world is closing in on me, trying to savagely murder me…

Tydus65: Such a weird sensation…

Tydus65: OMFY!!!! I'M SCARED!!!!

MaesterGuado90 has signed on.

Tydus65: Saved by the possibly pregnant freak!

MaesterGuado90: WHY DOES EVERYBODY CALL ME THAT! I'm a perfectly normal deceased pregnant male!

Tydus65: I don't know why, but that statement made me nauseas!

MaesterGuado90: STOP PICKING ON ME! I'LL TELL YOUR MOM!

Tydus65: I feel like crying now! Why'd you bring my mother, who died in a horrible freak accident, one that is so freaky it could match you?

MaesterGuaod90: You're mom died in a horrible freak accident, one so freaky it could match me!?

Tydus65: Sadly, yes.

MaesterGuado90: Damn, that's a lot of freaky!

Tydus65: I know!

MaesterGuado90: How'd your mom die?

To Be Continued…

A/N: Whew, it's done. Not as good as I wanted it to be though.

Tidus: Yeah, it sucked.

A/N: For once I'm not going to contradict you, as it might be true. Well, I suppose I need some time to get back into this fic. So look forward to the next chap, I already have it started!