True Romance.


This takes place in Sly 2: Honor Among Thieves, after they escape from Prague.

Chapter 1

Carmelita stood in her hotel room, thinking about what had happened.

He saved me...when he had no reason to, she thought.

She remembered all the times he had shown love towards her.

He had saved her from Clockwerk, too. Then, the kiss...

"What are you doing, Carmelita? He's a criminal! A damn criminal!" She said to herself.

"I know you are, but what am I?" a voice from behind her said.

Carmelita turned around, and saw Sly standing on her outside patio.

"What the hell are you doing here, Raccoon?"

"I came by to make sure you were okay."

"I'm fine."

"I know."

Sly grinned.

"Get out of here. Now."

"Why can't you just admit you have feelings for me? I already have."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Yeah you do."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not!"

"Do too."


Sly just stared at her.

"Do too."

Carmelita growled in irritation, half of knowing he was right, and half of he wouldn't accept her answer.

"Give it up, Carm."

"I told you to leave."



"Because you want me?"


"Because you think I'm hot?"


Carmelita was really becoming irritated.

"Okay, Carmelita. If you really want me to."

Sly jumped onto the roof, and vanished.

Chapter 2

The next day, Carmelita got out of the shower, and saw a one of Sly's symbles on her bed, along with a pair of roses.

Carmelita walked over to it, and read the card.

"I saw these roses, and I thought of you, Carmelita."

Carmelita felt tears form in her eyes.

He's always cared about me, she thought to herself.

"Carmelita, get a GRIP!" She shouted to herself.

Sly stood on a roof, watching Carmelita.

"She sure is cute when she's fighting her feelings for me."

Sly jumped down onto her balcony...Tonight was the night she accepted her feelings for him...

Sly had the feeling.

Chapter 3

Carmelita heard a noise outside, and walked out onto her balcony.

Must have been the wind, she thought.

She turned around, and saw Sly hanging upside down by his cane, face to face.

"We have to stop meeting like this, Carmelita."

"Fuck you, Raccoon."

"Do you imagine kissing me with that filthy mouth?"

"Shut up."

"Carmelita, I really am getting bored at this. Why won't you accept your feelings for me?"

"Because I have none."

"I can see into your're lying."

"What do you know about understanding feelings, thief?"

"I know more than you, officer."

Carmelita knew he was right.

Sly suddenly leaned his head forward, and kissed her.

Carmelita felt her body go lighter, and didn't know what to do.

When Sly ended, Carmelita just stared at him.

"Damn you, Raccoon."

Carmelita grabbed him, and pulled him inside.

Chapter 4

Sly ran his arms down Carmelita's back, and unbuttoned her shirt.

Carmelita moaned as they kissed, their tongues carressing.

Carmelita took off Sly's shirt, and their now-nude bodies pressed against each other.

"Criminal." Carmelita said to him.

"Hot Inspector." Sly replied.

They threw themselves onto Carm's bed, and made love the entire night.

Afterwards, they layed together.

"I hate you, Raccoon."

"I know, Inspector. I know."