Suikogaiden, Suikoden Card Stories (c)Konami 1995-2001. I don't
gain any profit from this, and please don't steal the plot.
Spoiler: Suikoden II, Suikogaiden.
It was a sunny day
in former North Window, now was known as the Headquarters of the
State-Alliance. The small city, better than reffering to
*castle*, was crowded as usual. People were walking here and
there, talking here and there, and occupying themselves with
whatever they could do. Yeah, typical *cheerful* atmosphere.
The same thing was
not happening 2 floors above the basement, where the *normal*
ones did their daily activities. Or you could say, with the
difference of 2 floors, the contrary thing was happened...
The people, known
as the 108 stars, the important members of the State Alliance
were gathered.... not for the preparation of invasion to Rockaxe
or any other *usual* things. This was a sudden meeting, held by
the leader and the advisor of State Alliance themselves.
The 108 stars, were
in a *silent* atmosphere, thanks to Shu's few screams to silence,
and the leader's summoned thunderstrokes, now they were pressed
in a *uncheerful* air, without knowing anything.
Shu said. But, this one word made the rest of the stars more
confused than before, it was not giving them any clue why they
were gathered there at the first place. "of
The whole hall was surprised, then another riot followed,
thankfully, calmed down by a thunder summoned by the leader, who
was prepared before by attaching a thunder rune to one of his
Shu released his breath like releasing something heavy from his
back. "First is Nanami."
Nanami shouted, shocked. "What's going on here!!!?" She
then glared at her brother who was standing next to the advisor,
the leader who was redened in his face, and pretending to whistle
and seemed very distracted by the clouds outside the window
disturbing the safety and life of whole castle." There were
some voices of relief came from the people there, saying *thank
god* and *she deserves that*.
WHAT!!?" Nanami yelled, not believing any single thing she
there're some misterious death happened to the fish in the pond
and some porks at the farm, reported from some people."
Chaco suddenly coughed out loud, and Yuzu was running away from
the front row, both receiving threats from Nanami. "I'LL
KILL YOU! I PROMISE I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!" She then turned her
head quickly to Shu and her brother, "I didn't kill them!
How could you accuse me for such things!!??"
Shu harrumphed. "It looks like they have been ehm---"
Shu peeked the leader with the corner of his eyes, and saw a nod
from his superordinate. "Poisoned."
Nanami jumped. " I DON'T POISON THEM! I DON'T GAIN ANY
PROFIT WITH POISONING THEM!!"
Shu cleared his throat and continue. "By some food... which
were definitely given by..."
WITH MY FOOD!?" Nanami shrieked.
Nanami." Her brother then told her. "I've been thinking
for it, and maybe it's good for all of us if you don't make any
experiments on food... because... ehm, you know how many animals
we killed by forcing them to eat your food when we were children?
Do you remember the guy in Muse who passed out after eating
your... ehm, soup? What is his name again? I think it's Nash,
hope he's alright now. And remember Jowy's dog? You're crying
because it was dead pois---, I mean, umm... We don't what that
thing to happen again, right?"
There's a silence
in the room... then, a voice broke it.
"Okay, I think
I'll give it up." The sentence from Nanami was continued by
a joyful chorus from the crowd.
The room suddenly went silence again. "You have to taste my
recipes when this was is over!"
The son of Genkaku
gulped, and this time, he recieved worried and pity glances from
his subordinates, including pleading ones to recieve Nanami's
offer. "... O, okay."
The room cheered
again, they didn't hear Shu said, "So it's settled."
Miklotov and Camus." Shu continued. His voice made all stars
surprised and they turned their eyes to both of the knights they
all knew, had the most perfect clean records of their lives, and
giving them a questioning glance.
me?" Miklotov asked, raising his hand. "But what have
we done so our names have to be brought to this..." He was
looking for a word.
Answered the leader, smiling slightly.
his eyebrows. "Right, court..." and he repeated the
word under his breath.
Camus gave his
childhood friend an assuring grip to his hand. He was also
confused to the accustion the advisor gave to them.
again. "That is the problem." His eyes pointing to
their intertwining hands, then all eyes in the hall followed
Shu's. Embarrassed, and felt that they were watched by the whole
hall, Camus quickly released Miklotov's hand from his.
Then Miklotov asked innocently.
your homosexual partnership have bothered the people in men's
believe it!" There was a voice from the girls and women
section, continued with. "They're gay!?" "Eww, I
don't believe I've a crush on a fagot!" "Oh my
god!" "Like, they are such a gentlemen!" "A
*gentle*man it is!" Which were all calmed by another
thunderstroke from the leader.
homosexual activities bothered some---"
Stop that right now!" Miklotov nervously cut the advisor's
words. "I think, we better discuss it *privately*, *after*
Camus added. "I agree with Miklotov. This problem here is
too private to be discussed in a... *court*."
Shu then switched
glances with the leader, who nodded. "Alright, we will talk
about it then."
The 500 years old vampire girl smiled innocently. "What do
you accuse me with, Sir Shu?"
lady Sierra, but this charge is rather heavy for you and all of
this be?" Sierra asked, again with a guiltless tone.
This time, all people were really surprised, you could hear it
with the painful heave they took, and some comments, like
*what!?*, *lady sierra???*, *killed!?* And the leader himself
didn't bother himself to call the thunder, because the riot
suddenly died... they were all waiting to Sierra's answer.
oh," Sierra giggled, like nothing such happened. "Well,
I don't think I've killed mortals for the past..." She
counted with her fingers, "few weeks maybe, no, Neclord's
not mortal... umm, maybe... yes, I'm sure it's past 450 years
since the last time I killed a mortal human."
please understand this..." Shu sighed. "It was one of
our troopers, killed with bloddsucking 3 days ago, no signs of
weapon or poison, assured by Dr. Huan himself." Huan nodded.
"And signs of 2 fangs at the back of his neck..." Shu
stopped a while, no one commented, they were all know it was a
mark of Vampire's bloodsucking. "The body was found in the
"Why, I didn't
know anything about that..." Sierra tapped her fingers,
"It has been
kept secret. We don't want any *corrupted* minds in our army,
thinking about a vampire mistress killed her own ally. Well, we
want to as soon as possible, but we didn't find you that day,
where are you, what are your alibi?"
filled the atmosphere.
couldn't find me, I understand. But you don't have to know where
I am, right?"
important, lady Sierra."
Sierra ducked her
head for a while. "------- Umm..." Her hum was long,
too long, while the others waited for her answer, their patience
would end in any moment.
"She was with
me!" A voice shouted, answered the question Shu had given
Kiba, former Leader of 3rd (is it?) Company of Highland, yelled,
shocked because his son's words. "What are you
can't have this hidden much longer..." Klaus took Sierra's
hand, and held it tightly. All people were staring at them,
eventhough they had an idea of what was going on, they still
wanted to hear it from Klaus' own lips, and not long after the
glances they took, Klaus mouthed, "We're lovers! That time,
I asked my permission to Shu to go to my mother's grave, the
truth is, I went with Sierra to Coronet, there, no one could
recognize our faces, and we kept ourselves' company! And I swear
she was there all along! I didn't leave her more than a minute!
She even slept in my arms!"
you!" Kiba was shaking when he said this, his fingers were
clenched into fists. "You're in love with a vampire!!!!
Don't you know it's a disgrace for the family!?"
Klaus closed his
eyes (who he kept shut always) tightly as if the anger of his
father would be disappeared if he did that. "I'm sorry
father, but I truly love Sierra!"
please." Sierra held her arms around Klaus' waist.
talking, they even stopped moving for a while, seeing Sierra and
Klaus cuddled each other, while angry Kiba at one side ready to
eat them if he could.
"Your alibi is
proven enough." Shu voiced, "As long as Klaus said it
not to protect Sierra's---"
"No! He really
went to Coronet with me!" Klaus defended.
talk about it later, Klaus." Kiba said with threat in his
father." Klaus gulped, Sierra tightened her grip to Klaus,
trying to share the pain Klaus was in.
The old magician widened his eyes, like someone had his hair
burned or something like that. Now, the crowd once more threw him
questioning glances. "I'm sorry, Sir Shu... but, is it my
name that I've just heard?"
himself, preparing for the worst he had in mind, but he seemed
not yet succeed in finding his sin which was *sin* enough to be
brought to the court. "And may I know what my accustion
there are some protests from few sources that don't want to be
named, some girls actually." Now, the girls section gasped,
recieving some suspicious stares from the boys, and Mazus
suddenly opened his eyes, realized what Shu was going to say.
"I don't believe it myself, but did I read *Love potion*
from a few letters?"
The men were all
shocked, and threw some curses under their breaths, pointing at
Mazus stood still
for a while, and everybody seemed to wait for his answer. Some
worried looks from the girls... and questioning ones from the
men, who didn't have any idea about this *Love potion*.
"Well, I had
some requests from some people here in the castle, who
are..." Mazus stopped for a while. "desperate to get
the one they loved?"
DON'T TELL THEM!" Nina suddenly shouted and then, with the
same people, all people in the room looked at her with mistrust.
believe I drank that thing she offered!" Flik's voice
crakced the silence. "Thank god I'm still sane!!!!"
there's some exception, it couldn't work to a love whose bond is
so strong, so it possibly couldn't break of true love."
Mazus concluded, his fingers scratching his chin. "Yes, it
might be." He suddenly summon a quill and a paper to his
hand, and write that down. "I can research this."
Love Potion secrets have been missing from the world for long,
how could you have them?" Luc querried the older man, while
Viki cut him, before Mazus could answer. "They have?"
And Flik said with half his breath, "my love for Odessa is
might discuss it later." Shu halted before the conversation
ended with meaningless words for the others. "So,
certainly don't want to make those Love Potions anymore."
The girls screamed in unison. "How could you?"
"You're mean?" "Old man, you're---"
"It's not fair!" followed by another thunderstroke.
make me runs out of magic substances faster, while I can use it
for a better experiments." Mazus nodded by himself.
finished." Shu sighed.
Viktor shouted. The others didn't seem to be surprised
themselves, while Viktor himself was.
Then the leader
gave Shu a piece of paper, he started to read. "The
minute! Accustions!? With *s* at the end???" Viktor assured
true." Shu started to read again while Viktor mumbled some
curses he knew. "First, callousness..."
Callousness!? What is that?!" Viktor yelled.
"Well, it's a
noun, another words for brutalism, or feeling no pity or
sympathy." Shu answered with a smile, while Viktor growled,
Shu started to grin at his own when he read the next word,
"Idiocy." followed by laughs from the crowd, even the
leader himself didn't give the warning thunder.
ahead, laugh." Viktor commented.
supposed to be Bankruptcy, noun! Take that, you IDIOTS!"
It happened in a
flash, when the thunder stroke over Viktor himself, after that
Viktor didn't talk or move even an inch from his place. He
stilled until the reading of the list was finished, that was
another 10 minutes, when Shu pulled his breath and smiled,
"What do you
want me to do? Pray for my sin and never do it again."
"That would be
nice." The leader gave Viktor a smile.
"This is all
your idea, eh, Shu??" Viktor muttered. "I make sure
you'll pay for this."
Shu studied the papers in he held, his finger moved along with
the list of names, and now everyone was nervous... Either one of
them would be the new victim of this *court*... "Okay, next
ones." Everybody gasped again, this time a crime in a group?
"Well, I don't
know I should throw this charge to either Kasumi, Mondo, or
Sasuke." Shu's sentence made the three ninjas widened their
eyes, and they looked each other with big question marks on their
faces. "Came from the girls dormitory again, now it's for...
that." The girls chorused in unison, while the boys section
girls said that they didn't saw any suspicious persons in their
dormitories, and they also said, this accident happens for a long
time, and they even ask for fine to the person who stole it.
*And*," Shu added before anyone made a comment. "The
reason why they send this charge to the ninjas, it's because
their *traps* couldn't catch anyone."
"Yes, we made
the traps ourselves!" Eillie screamed. "Whoever he or
she is, couldn't pass our traps if he/she is not a ninja!"
and following nods from several girls followed.
minute." Kasumi cut. "How could my name be in the list?
I'm a girl myself."
"That's what I
wanted to ask." Shu commented. "The reasons?"
The girls said
different things at the same time, so it's difficult for Shu to
catch anything from the riot. The boys themselves closed their
ears, trying to get away from the Chickens' sounds of the girls.
Fortunately, it was stopped by a thunderstroke.
it." Kasumi sighed, and she switched confused glances with
Mondo, who shook his head, the big question mark was still there
in his eyes. And at the same time, all eyes shifted to the 13
years old ninja from Rokkaku Hamlet.
Sasuke jumped in surprised. "Why are you all looking me like
you do that?" Kasumi asked slowly, as if Sasuke didn't hear
Sasuke shouted, his face redened of embarrassment. "I don't
believe you guys are doing this to me! I didn't do
you know something." Kasumi asked again.
glances from all the people in the *court*, who would ready to
set fire on his hair, and one nervous glance from someone he
knew. "I'm sorry, I cannot keep your secret," He
muttered under his breath. "Okay, I admit."
they concluded he admitted that he was the one who stole the
something," Sasuke added, for erasing the stares they had
given him. "I know the real cleptomaniac."
They were all bewildered, if it's not the ninjas, then who?
it!" Sasuke pointed at the furthest member from the crowd.
"The horse, Sigfried!"
The horse jumped.
"Hiiiiiiiiieeeeekkkk~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!", he said.
The people dazed,
looked at Sasuke again, who nodded. "I caught it one day,
but he sa--- no, somehow said to me to keep it in secret, or I...
I would be..." Kasumi then hugged the younger ninja, now the
women somehow had pity in Sasuke's little body, and giving the
angry looks to the horse, that shrieked.
translate please." The leader asked the Beastmaster.
"What did you
said to me, mortal? Do you have any rights to blame me on only
mortals would do?"
could say that! Your obssessions to *maidens* made you lost your
mind!" Sasuke countered. "You used that White Saint
Rune of yours!"
Sigfried now had
all mad cussings from the women.
But it couldn't be
stopped, the girls already attack it with all specialities they
had, and all the males kept a mental note not to make any females
lost their tempers, and tears and cute bishounen faces could make
women's heart melt.
I don't have any
intention to make this a Humor. It's parody from the Original
chars (OOC), and it's general.