"Ok, ok, ok…truth or dare?" Lavender's excited voice rang through the sixth year girl's dormitory. After a few minutes it happened again, "Truth or dare?" Hermione looked up from her book to see who was the smart one and not answering, she was surprised to see them both looking at her.

"What? I never agreed to play this dull-witted game."

"Oh come on. Don't be such a coward."

"It's not cowardice, its not-wanting-to-be-stupid ness."

"But it's not stupid!" Parvarti squealed, "Its pure-hearted fun!"

"Oh yes, I can see how drooling over boy toys is pure."

"Coward."

"Am not!"

"What's going on here?" Ginny's voice filtered through from the door.

"Hermione won't play truth or dare with us." Parvarti said much like a two-year-old.

"Oh," Ginny looked at Hermione sympathetically, "Come Hermy! To my dorm! You shall be safe!"

"What!" Parvarti and Lavender coursed together, "Not even you'll do it?"

"Of course not, that game's meant for girls trying to rationalize their pathetic boy swooning."

Lavender started laughing, "Coming from an eleven-year-old swooner."

"I was eleven," Ginny said defensively, "I was stupid."

"Of course you weren't….don't really blame you actually….dark hair, green eyes, famous."

"I didn't like him because he was famous! You two are so shallow!"

"She's jealous 'cause we're talking bout her man." Parvarti whispered a little louder than usual looking pointedly at Ginny.

"He is not my man!"

"Come on Ginny," said Hermione throwing looks at her roommates, "Let's go to your dorm."

"Oh, and Ron Weasly!" Parvarti started. "Red hair, bluer-than-blue eyes! He's so colorful!"

"How in the world do you deal with them 'Mione?" Ginny asked shooting daggers at the door Hermione had slammed shut seconds before.

"I don't," Hermione put simply, "They were trying to make us jealous."

"Over what? Harry and Ron?" At this Ginny seemed a little unsure of herself.

"Yes. But of course it didn't work…right?"

"Course not! Why would it have?"

"Exactly."

"Exactly."

They shuffled to Ginny's dorm and entered to four more girls Hermione preferred to her dorm buddies. 'Hey guys' they all chanted. They were all so calm and mature…why couldn't Parvarti and Lavender be that way huh?

"Hi Harry, hi Ron." Parvarti and Lavender said quite flirtatiously making a scene in front of Hermione and Ginny.

"Uhh…hello?" Harry said uncertainly.

"Yeah…Good morning." Ron said raising his eyebrows. The girls started giggling and winked at them. Ok, now Hermione and Ginny were mad.

"Breakfast boys!" Hermione hissed glaring at her idiotic roommates.

"Yeah sure." Harry said still looking at Parvarti and Lavender. All throughout breakfast and through classes, then lunch and dinner those girls kept coming over to the dream team. 'Can I borrow a quill Harry?' 'Hey Ron, I heard you got new dress robes.' 'You're so funny!' 'Are you done with the peas?' Of course they didn't like the boys on that level; they seemed only to want to tick Hermione and Ginny off.

"I'm going over there!"

"No, no, Ginny…"

"I'm going to go over there and punch 'em!"

"Ginny!"

"HERMIONE!"

"What?"

"HERMIONE!"

"What?"

"HERMIONE!"

"GINNY!"

"HERMIONE!"

"GINNY!"

'Grr…those dolts make me so mad! Parvarti and Lavender! Prepare to die…first they taunt me last year because of Michael then about Dean! They are relentless! Parvarti and Lavender, oh ya, they are going down…with or without Hermione's help.

They never used to try to bug me like this about my bf's…but I guess since Harry was my first crush…gah! Anyway, they seem to like the idea of us as a couple…and it's driving me nuts (even if I do agree with them). And poor Hermione! Having to live with them…I think I'll go rescue her again.

Other than Parvarti and Lavender being the total brats they are…normal, boring, Monday.

Rescuing Hermione,

Ginny.

"I think they'd both be good boyfriends," Lavender said rather loudly in the 6th year girl's dorm, "I mean, Ron's so funny. And I know he can be sweet when he puts his mind to it. And Harry seems like a really deep person." She described them like they both had asked her out, and she was deciding between the two.

"Yeah." Parvarti agreed. "They're not the best looking guys around, but they're still pretty cute!" At this they both broke into giggles, watching for Hermione's reaction.

Look!" Hermione said suddenly, "I know what you're trying to do! Trying to break me, Ginny, Ron, and Harry apart; but it's not work – WHAT!" She yelled because at that last sentence, both girls rolled their eyes.

"We're not trying to break you four up!" Lavender said looking at Hermione in disbelief, "You call yourself smart!"

"Then wha-" Hermione started right when Ginny came through and offered to dress her wounds.

"Those two!" Hermione huffed while helping Ginny with her fifth year homework, "I just want to smack them sometimes. They're so…girly!"

Dear Diary,

This new nail polish really worked! It kept changing colors all day, and even Seamus said 'Woah!' But that's not the best part of today!

Poor Hermione and Ginny, they're as oblivious as Ron and Harry! They so like them! They just like to think boys are as complex as girls are. (Ha! As if! What boys see in front of them is what they're thinking).

Parvy and I had the most wonderful time flirting with them! I've never seen G.W. or H.G. so red before! Perhaps we'll push them some more, we know when to cut back of course, we know that if H.G. and G.W. can survive a death eater attack they can certainly take us!

The death eater attack…another reason for those pairs to be together! And another thing to flatter those boys with!

Your sweetheart,

Lavender.