Disclaimer: inuyasa and a bit of hell sing.
Claimer:colin, fire. Paitron

A person started to run through the forest knowing that a shikon shard was in forest some where.
"Damn it, were the hell is that shikon shard". Said The person.
"Colin, you never gave a damn about the shards until you met Kagome". said another person.
"Bullshit the reason I want the damn shards so I can kill more mother fucking vampire and then drink the damn spill Paitron". said Colin
" Sure whatever man". Then suddenely Colin sensed a half demon Suspecting it was Inuyasha, Colin pulled out his sword and started to hack away the noise.
"oh my god you bitch wh..What the hell". " Who the hell are you?" Asked some random half demon.
"I'm Colin, and your my next meal".
"No I'm fire and I'm running the hell away," said fire. sudenly coin roped up his legs.
"No please don't eat me, I'll do anything"? " Anything?" asked colin
"anything," said Fire.
"Okay, give me coookie," said Colin.
"Cookie, What the fucking hell is a cookie"? asked Fire.
"You don't know what a cookie is, the last piece of shit that said they don't know what a cookie is i stabed him his lungs and watched him cough blood for hours," Said Colin.
"Not cool," said Fire.
"But, because i'm a good person i'll let you go find out what a cookie is". "And if I can't"? "Then you'll be my slave for the rest of your pathetic life, now dosen't that sound fair"? Said colin.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER

"No one in town knows what a cookie is". said Fire.
"Then I guese that makes you my slave". said Colin. Suddenley Colin sensed another half demon So Colin started to hack away at the area were he sensed the half demon. And unfortuneatly it turned out to be Fire. So the lesson we learn from this page is never trust a vampire slayer to not try to kill you if you're a half demon. "Sorry about trying to kill you again, when I sense half demons i blindly try to "kill the half demon i sense,". "bullshit you just like to kill half demons," said Paitron.
"Shut up!"
"I'm telling the truth if he wanted to continue blindy swinging at you he would have,"
"Bullshit," said Colin.
"It's true i've seen him hack away at a piece of wood for hours on end after getting beat by shessomarue," said Paitron.
"You swore never to speak of that again Paitron!" said Colin.
"I lied". Hohohohohohohohohoh, oh that was so funny oh by the way i'm the narator and that was funny I mean Colin got beat by Shessomarue I...i mean Shessomarue is so fucking weak, hahahahahahahahah
"HEY NARATOR YOU WANT TO GET CUT UP!" said Colin. Oh yeah you bring it on BITCH. " OH YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU DON'T YOU!" OH BULLSHIT YOU GOT BEAT BY SHESSOMARUE.
"Excuse me are you the narator that has been bad mouthing me" said Shessomarue. OH SHIT IT'S SHESSOMARUE.
"Hey Shessomarue you want to team up and kill the Narator?" said Colin.
"Sure i have no problem with that," said Shessomarue. Now I'm the narator I have the power to control you, I just say a few words like, But suddenely Colin and Shessomarue decided to let the narator live. Wait let narator live let me live please let me live. Wait no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. ooo ah ahhhhhhhh...
OVER IN AUTHERS CORNER. (THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED ISN'T IT.)
Ace Of Spades 1134:Okay when will you stop killing the narator?
Colin: WHEN HE DIES!
Narator:OH GOD MY ARM!
COLIN:SHUT UP AND DIE BITCH!
Ace Of Spades 1134:Oh well see ya.