They were always arguing about something. Whether it was about whether they got to eat ramen for dinner that night or if Little Naruto was to go to the Academy or be trained at home, privately. From the mundane to the essential, they fought, tooth and nail.

"Naruto will go to the Academy! That way, he won't be some sort of social recluse!"

"Naruto will be better off privately trained at home. That way, he could get all the attention he would need to develop into a more than just decent shinobi!"

"Naruto should not associate with the Uchiha. They are seriously bad news."

"Honestly! How bad could a six-year-old influence our son about something that he's not even part of yet. You wanted him to go to the Academy, so this is what you get. Naruto will be friends with Sasuke Uchiha!"

"We should have ramen tonight."

"We had ramen all week. It's not healthy."

"Naruto's out of the house; lets have sex."

"Damn you man! Don't you have to get up early to assign Genin Teams."

"What are you talking about? I won't have a problem waking up on time. But, if you fuck me good enough, all I would do is sit down the whole time."

"Naruto got bullied today. It's because of that experiment you did with Orochimaru."

"How would that make kids bully him?"

"You picked him up from school in drag."

"Yeah, and?"

"I quit."

"Where's Naruto?"


"He said he wanted me to meet someone."

"Yeah, and you would have too, if you hadn't decided to put your job above your family."

"What's that supposed to mean."

"You know what I mean, Arashi. Or should I just call you Yondaime."

"What the hell is up with you Kyuu?! You knew what you were getting into when you married me!"


"… Where's Naruto?"

"Making out with the younger Uchiha."



"You give him the talk!"

"Oh Hell NO! You do it!"

"You're the perv. You're better suited."

"You're teacher and his lover are both pervs. You do it!"


"Oh alright, I'll do it."

"I love you Kyuubi."

"I love you too Arashi."