1A/N: Finally got my keister in gear. Thanks for all ze lufferly weviews! is humbled Now, by popular demand, the second chapter of Don't Laugh at Me.

Disclaimer: Don't own.

Warnings: Irritated Ryou and good-as-drunk Bakura. Implied tendershipping.

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Summary: Bakura likes to fall asleep on the stove. Ryou's learned to break him of that habit.

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Forgotten Frying Pans

Groan.

Roll.

Tangle.

"Oh, shit."

Fall.

Bang.

"Dammit, Bakura!"

Grumble.

"Clean up your damned toys when you're done!"

Peer.

"... oh. Those aren't..."

Flush.

Untangle.

"Bakura?"

Pad, pad.

"'Kura-san?"

Snore.

White hair peeking out from a frying pan.

"Kura?"

Poke.

Grumble.

"Gerroof."

"Wake up, Yami."

"... no."

Smack.

"Get up."

"No."

Grumble.

Push.

Flicker.

Light.

Ten more seconds...

Wait for it.

Yelp.

"RYOU! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

"You fell asleep in the frying pan again."

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A/N: I am aware that that made no sense. Heh. Since when does Bakura make any sense?

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