I came up with this when I was sick. Man, the things you do when you try to go to sleep. Tekken 5 does not belong to me, btw, and don't sue me... I am sick, and the only thing you'd win off me is a loogie.

b "The Mishima Family" Theme Song /b (sing it to the Addam's Family theme)

Respected, never taunted

Their battle skills much vaunted,

Three out of four are haunted,

The Mishima family!

They've got oodles of money,

They piss off everybody,

And none of them are funny,

The Mishima family!

Jinpachi

Heihachi

Kazuya and Jin

So fighters get your gloves on,

And a plane that you can hop on,

Let's all go pay a call on

The Mishima family!