THE MAGICAL INTERNET
One fabulously sunny day in Destiny Islands, A fourteen year old boy named Sora, found a maaagical thing…called the internet. Here is his story.
"Hey Sora, What'd in that box?" Said Riku.
"It's something called…a com-pu-tor."
"YOU'RE SO MEAN!" Sora runs off to his house…with a twelve pound computer. How he runs, I do not know.
Sora hooking up his computer
"Insert the cable 7.8 into rod 8.9980 WHAT!"
"Four and a half hours later
"THAT WAS AN ADVENTEROUS…Hook…up..thing…" Said Sora.
"HEY RIKU," Sora shouted. "I HOOKED UP MY COMPUTER! WANNA GET ON THE INTERNET?"
"O-kay. Let's google myself and…" His mouth was…at the floor.
"WE LOVE YOU SORA!" Fan girls appear out of nowhere. He then gets trampled by
them. And twelve of them glomp him.
"Hey Sora I heard you scream and Holy crap who are all these girls!" Kairi entered magically. Kairi fought off them all with her KUNG-FU FIGHTING ABILITIES!
"HAY MAGICALLY APPEARING KAIRI! LOOK WHAT I Found…on…G..G-Google…" Sora found many pictures involving him…and Riku….
"Uh…wow…that's…a lot of yaoi fangirls…" Said Kairi.
5 Minuets later
"HAY SORA!" Said Riku. Sora was on the ground withering.
"Er…what's wrong with him?"
"Take a look here…shivers."
"What is thi- OH MY GOOD GOD!" Riku faints on the ground. Sora begins to talk like William Shatner.
"So Manyyaoi fangirls…soMany yaoi fangirls…" Sora William Shatnere'd.
"What's yaoi?" Kairi said.
"Uh…LET'S GOOGLE ME!" Kairi said.
"Wow…a lot of people hate me…but a lot of people like me and Sora together…"
"WE LOVE YOU RIKU!" Riku fangirls appear out of nowhere. Riku and Sora get trampled to…not death.
"Oh my Sheeva…" Kairi said. (A/N: HAHA! YOU SUCK! YOU THOUGHT I WOULD SAY GOD! NO! I KNOW OTHER GODS TO!) Sora and Riku magically woke up.
"LET'S RIVER DANCE GUYS!" Sora said.
"O-KAY!" They said.
And they all start to river dance.
And I was shot because I couldn't think of a better story/ending.
Didja like it? Hate it? Well no flames cause I'm new and I need time to adjust. Yeash…I am one random bitch.
Sora: OMG! SERIOUSLY THERE ARE A LOT OF FANGIRLS!
Ice: YOU MUST BE BANISHIED! NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
Sora: OKEYDOKEY ICE!
Ice: Fooking idiots.