Disclaimer: I don't own the Matrix. If I did there would probably be a TV show and quiet a few more movies.
You know you're obsessed with The Matrix when….
Your screensaver is a picture of the matrix code
You see Keanu Reeves and instantly say, "ITS NEO!"
Your cell phone ring tone is 'Rock is dead' the credit music for the first Matrix
You have all of your friends over to attempt the stunts they do in the movies
You own a trench coat just like Neo's
You quote the movies at your teachers just to see the stumped looks on their faces
You've invented a cereal called 'Tasty Wheat'
You want to steal Neo's combat boots
You read fan fiction about The Matrix
You take oaths on the box set of the Matrix trilogy