Riko-chan: Okay, you know what? I decided to write an epilogue anyway. I'm not too fond of the ending but…yeah. I can't think. Heh… Oh, and thanks for all the reviews! They always put a smile on my face!
Marluxia: Oooh! I found out! Omg! I found out how Ienzo got a promo and a raise!
Marluxia: Lets just say that people are very lucky that they didn't get hurt…
Riko-chan: Oosh… Anyway, some people were wondering about Axel and Roxas. So, they're here in the epilogue! Yay! Oh, and I did this for extra funny. Just for the record.
Axel sighed, sipping a cup of coffee. Roxas just got finished giving him a lecture on "the importance of staying healthy" and "it's not good to consume all those booze at once." He didn't want to have to go through that again, so he got coffee instead of a beer.
"AXEL! Oh my God! Axel!"
Axel turned around to see Roxas in the doorway. "What?"
"Marluxia just told me something!"
"Ah? And what's that?"
"Oh jeez, he's bawling his eyes out. He said that Zexion and Demyx got their hearts back!"
Axel was shocked. …But the shock didn't last long, for he just spilt scalding hot coffee on his lap. "OWWW! Hot! Hothothothothot! OH MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING HOT!"
Roxas was trying to hold back his laughter, but that didn't work too well. He found himself on the floor holding his side. "You idiot!"
"SHUT UP, BLONDIE! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND SPILL HOT COFFEE ON YOURSELF AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!" Axel screamed, wiping himself off with a conveniently located towel.
"S-sorry! But it's just so f-funny! Can't…breathe…! Hahahaha!"
After about ten minutes of laughing and yelling, things finally calmed down and the duo started talking again.
"Okay, anyway, they got their hearts back?" Axel asked, now sipping a glass of water.
"Uh huh." Roxas nodded, taking a bite out of a sandwich.
"Does Xigbar know?"
"Yeah. He doesn't care, to tell you the truth. Now he's having fun tormenting Vexen. It's kindda funny!"
Axel snickered. Oh, the laughs they'll get when Vexen finally looses it.
"Well, anyway, I'm glad that things are slowly getting back to normal. It's a little too quiet without Demyx though…"
"Oh, and like you're not loud enough?" Roxas snickered.
"Shut up, Blondie."
Number XIII just laughed in response. "Whatever. C'mon, Pyro Boy, let's go get something to eat. I'm starving!"
As they walked down the hall, Axel grinned. "So, how do you think it happened?"
"How do you think they got their hearts back?"
"Beats me. Hey, do you think it'll happen to us?"
"It could. But that's a different story!"
Soon Roxas's laughter filled the castle as Axel tripped down the stairs.
Riko-chan: Aw, man that sucked! YUCK! Oh well. At least I'm satisfied! Now I can sleep…
Marluxia: Dayum. What's your problem?
Riko-chan: I have a twisted mind. Anyhoo, I hope you liked this better. Sorry if it's disappointing! Eesh…