Author: kawaii-kirei "KK"
Rating: PG-13 or T for pervy thoughts
Disclaimer: Naruto and all of its characters do not and never will belong to me. I also do not claim ownership of the quote "Sasuke and Naruto, hiding in a bush. Making a baby, push, push, push!" because it was wasabihater who invented such a quote and corrupted me with it. XD
Author's Notes: I wrote this one or two weeks ago and totally forgot about it. XD I happen to think that the ending is annoyingly incomplete, but I can't think of anything to add to it anymore, so please bear with me. X3 Please review!
After hearing that stupid song, Sasuke was forced to walk back to his and Naruto's apartment stiffly with a raging hard-on. It was bad enough to think that Naruto wouldn't be at home to fix the problem since he was on a mission, but why did God have to punish him and make the stupid song stay in his mind, replaying over and over again?
Stupid Kiba for signing the song in the first place. Sasuke made a mental note to murder the poor guy and his dog at least after his problem was fixed.
But really, how could one innocent song turn him on?
"Sasuke and Naruto, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
It started like that, really. So innocent, so carefree. It reminded him of his childhood days. But hell, the next song practically got his nose bleeding.
"Sasuke and Naruto, hiding in a bush. Making a baby, push, push, push!"
Sasuke whimpered pitifully as his eyes caught sight of the apartment. Well, looks like it's just him and his hand today.
He slammed the door open, closed it shut, and sighed blissfully as his hand traveled further down, but just as it reached the front of his pants, the bathroom door slammed open and a newly-bathed Naruto came out, water still sliding down his skin and only a mere towel wrapped around his waist.
Naruto blinked at him, and immediately, his face broke into a wide grin. "Sasuke! Our mission got canceled and --"
He never got to say it.
The next thing he knew, a tongue was hungrily shoved into his mouth, and the towel around his waist was soon lying forgotten on the floor.
Looking back at Kiba's words, Sasuke wondered if it was possible to make a baby with Naruto.
But it couldn't hurt to try, right?
- owari -