Zutara 100: theme 055---Enemies

Summary: The most extraordinary thing to happen in a fanfic. Or, er, gender-bending. zutara, tykka, taang. Gender-bender style. drabble-series

Burnbadart and I trade brains on the weekends. This is why she inspires so much stuff from me. ;)

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NAME TRADE:

Remember--genderbending. Meaning the guys are girls...and the girls are guys.

Zuko---Zuka
Katara---Kataru
Sokka---Sola
Aang---Angie
Toph---Tov
Yue---Yuan
Mai---Mako
Azula---Azulon
Ty Lee---Tai
Jet---Jeta
Song---San
Haru---Haru Haru, technically, is a girl's name ;)
Iroh---Ira

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Extraordinary Thing

Aunt was laughing.

And like the majority of times Aunt was laughing, Zuka sat there uncomfortably while trying to figure out the best way to hide inside her shirt.

"So, you got your first kiss, then, I take it?" Aunt asked between giggles. Zuka scowled.

"It's not funny, Aunt."

"Quite the contrary…I find it hilarious." Aunt's eyes were positively glowing. "I'm so happy! It's about time, too! Do you know how long I've waited for you to take an interest in the opposite sex? Seventeen years! I was beginning to think you'd never get a husband, at least at this rate."

"Aunt!" Zuka's face turned bright, bright red. "I'm not marrying him!"

Aunt stared pointedly. "And why not? You kissed him, didn't you?"

"On accident!" Her face, if anything, turned redder.

But Aunt merely clicked her tongue noisily. "A kiss is still a kiss, my dear. Give him a chance, will you?"

"He's my enemy!"

"Ooh, how romantic!"

"It's not romantic!" Zuka screamed. "He's a stupid peasant!"

"You…uh, don't have much room to talk, darling. You're in exile, remember?"

"OF COURSE I REMEMBER!" She crossed her arms angrily. "Why do I even tell you these things?"

Aunt merely hugged her. "Because I'm the only one who cares…?"

Zuka started to cry.

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(more soon. probably in the morning)

jak