Kitsune: Hello everyone! I was inspired by Kato Shingetsu's Anime Characters Do The Lord of the Rings, so I decided to do a parody series of Disney movies, since I didn't want to steal Kato's idea. I seriously hope I'm not stealing your idea, Kato, if you're reading this.

Ritsu Sohma: (runs onstage) I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I DON'T WANNA STEAL YOUR IDEA, PLEASE FORGIVE MEEE!

Kitsune: RITSU! Shaddup! I'm the one apologising, not you!

Ritsu: Oh . . . (runs offstage)

Kitsune: --' (sigh) Okay, here we go.

Jeremy: Rabid Chibi Squirrels Inc owns nothing.

The Youko King

Summary: That's right! Youko's a king! We do not own the anime characters present in this fanfiction. That means we don't own the animes: Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Crescent Moon, Inuyasha, or Rurouni Kenshin.

Cast

Young Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shippou

Adult Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Youko Kurama

Mufasa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inuyasha

Sarabi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Misoka

Scar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Naraku

Young Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rin

Adult Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaoru

Rafiki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Toutousai

Timon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yusuke

Puumba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuwabara

Zazuu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Myoga

Shenzi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kagura

Bonzai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kanna

Ed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kohaku

Kitsune: That means we gave Inuyasha characters 9 parts out of 14, making the majority Inuyasha, which this will be filed under. Majority rules, man. Yu-Yu-Hakusho gets 3 parts, and Crescent Moon and Rurouni Kenshin only get 1 part each. I probably should have picked a different movie to make a parody of, but, whatever!

Jeremy: Wildebeast, Antelope, and any other animals will be either demons or Heartless. Why? Because Kitsune likes playing her cousins Kingdom Hearts game, that's why.

Kitsune: Riku! No! (sobs) Come back to the light!

Jeremy: Right. Anyways, here we go.

Chapter 1: Messed Up Ceremony

The sun rises on a background that looks to be drawn with crayon ala 5-year-old. The director, Kitsune, angrily gets up and tears down the backdrop, before stomping back to her seat.

"ACTION, AGAIN!"

"Kitsune, this is not right!" Youko's voice says. He stands next to the other fox demon, who is happily sipping rum. "I am in no way related to Shippou!"

"Yeah, we don't even look alike!" the young kitsune says, hopping up onto Youko's head.

"Then you'll wear a wig!" Kitsune said.

"I love Kenshin!" Kaoru whines, walking up to them. "And who is this 'Youko Kurama'?"

"That would be me," Youko says. Kaoru blushes and turns away.

"Though, I don't mind this," she manages to whisper. Kenshin, two floors down, overhears and stomps up, turned battosai, and katana in hand.

"Who is this Youko Kurama!" he shouts. All fingers point to Youko, who now wields rose whip. The two promptly get into a fight.

Kitsune whistles, and Natalie and Erika, her loyal friends/ bodyguards/ comembers of RCS Inc, come along and forcefully pry Kenshin off Youko. Youko growls, so Kitsune sprays him with a squirt bottle.

"Back to work!" she shouts.

"Kitsune, this is wrong!" Inuyasha yells, stomping over to her. "One, I refuse to be related to Naraku, and two, I refuse to die!"

"Hey, then why'd you take the job?"

"Because . . . Because . . ." And Inuyasha stammers as he tries to think of a good explanation for why he took the job.

Kagome stomps up and growls, with a vein popping up on her head and a fang face, "Who is Misoka?"

Kitsune whistles again, and Natalie and Erika come and restrain her. Yay! (Kitsune: No, I am not a Kagome Basher. I just didn't wanna give Inuyasha so many spots, though it ended up happening, anyway . . .) And so, Kagome is tied to a chair and forced to watch the entire thing. Double yay!

"Alright, places everyone! Ready? ACTION FOR THE THIRD TIME!"

Sun starts to slowly rise, as floods the land with its reddish glow. No music is heard.

"CUT! Where's the music?" Kitsune yells.

"Kitsune," Jeremy says, meekly, "Uh, the. Tape. Broke . . ."

"Then sing the opening!" she commanded. Immediately after, she regreatted it.

"NAAAAAAAAAAAATSIVETENYAH! BABAA-TI-TI-WAH-WAH!" Jeremy shrieks, causing the camera to break.

-Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.-

"Alright, action . . ." Kitsune says, taking aspirin to cure her aching head.

Various demons look up and start running in one direction as "The Circle of Life" begins to play. It soon cuts and changes to "Papercut" by Linkin Park. Yay, again!

Everyone turns to Kitsune for explanation. "What?" she asks, innocently, "I like Linkin Park . . ."

Inuyasha stands on top of a very large rock. In fact, it was so large, he walked one way and got lost. Nah, just kidding! But he did fall off, and crawled right back up, grumbling something about not getting paid enough to do this.

"I'm not paying you at all!" Kitsune screams, "Get back to the script!"

All the demons gather around, staring in awe and some in disgust of the hanyou standing on top of the rock. Pretty soon, Myoga jumps up, attaches himself to Inuyasha's nose, and starts sucking his blood.

Inuyasha slaps him.

"Have you no respect for a flea?" Myoga asks.

"Don't start with that shi--" Kitsune glares at Inuyasha. "I mean, Myoga, old friend, where's old Toutousai?"

"Hold your horses, Inuyasha," the old man said, carefully walking up the rock with his huge-ass mallet in hand. "Now, where is the child?"

And so, Inuyasha showed Toutousai his child, in Misoka's arms, which turned out to be Shippou in a chibi form. Toutousai unscrewed the hammer from the pole and attached a few ball-shapped fruits to it, them waved them in front of Shippou's face. The young fox demon growled, and bit down on one, and as Toutousai withdrew the pole, Shippou dangled from the fruit by his teeth.

Toutousai shook the pole. "Get off, dammit!" Shippou plopped on his butt on the ground and 'hmph'ed. He was then picked up by Toutousai and brought to the edge of the cliff. The demons below, bowed. Suddenly, Toutousai slipped off the edge and both he and Shippou went spiralling off the huge rock and were ravaged by the hungry demons.

Inuyasha, Myoga and Misoka sweatdropped as Shippou and Touttousai scrambled away, their clothes in tatters.

"I'm glad I'm done here." Shippou said and left. Toutousai frowned and ran away as the deons decided to give chase and attack him again.

Kitsune: I know, really wierd, but whatever. Review, please!

Jeremy: Up next: Naraku and Inuyasha clash! Plus some stupid jokes about Naraku!