Kitsune: Yay, chapter 7! (does a dance)

Jeremy: Stop that!

Kitsune: Why? Turning you on?

Jeremy: Yes, quite. (smirk)

Kitsune: (stops dancing; twitchy eye; and runs away) SEXUAL ABUSE!!! (runs into NoFace and sobs into his chest) The horror!!! HELP ME! I'VE BEEN SEXUALLY HARRASSED!

NoFace: You fiend! YAH! (lunges with a sword and kills Jeremy)

Kitsune: My hero! Yay! (throws a party)

Natalie, Erika, Jack, Moron, and David: (all come and they all do a conga line, except for NoFace)

NoFace: While they celebrate, remember to review the story! Thank you very much!

Kitsune: I don't own anything except for my OCs and The Magic Remote Of Kasmadoom! Yay!


The Youko King

Summary: That's right! Youko's a king! We do not own the anime characters present in this fanfiction. That means we don't own the animes: Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Crescent Moon, Inuyasha, or Rurouni Kenshin.


Young Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shippou

Adult Simba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Youko Kurama

Mufasa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inuyasha

Sarabi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Misoka

Scar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Naraku

Young Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rin

Adult Nala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaoru

Rafiki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Toutousai

Timon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yusuke

Puumba . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuwabara

Zazuu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Myoga

Shenzi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kagura

Bonzai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kanna

Ed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kohaku

Chapter 7: Screwing Up The Show Even More!


"The spirit has been reclaimed!" Kitsune shouts, running up the stairs while grabbing ahold of Kaonashi's arm. "EVERYBODY, WE CAN GET ON WITH THE SHOW!!!"

The cast groans and gets up from whatever they were doing. Kitsune goes to sit in her director's chair, while her muses\bodyguards\mate\best friends gather around her in separate chairs. She takes out a cell phone and dials a number. The phone rings a bit before she answers.

"Moshi moshi, Shingetsu-san! Um, onegai, could you come over? Why? Do we need a reason? We're crazy, that's why! And you lot shouldn't be left out! Uh huh . . . I found something you might like! Yeah, it's a remote. No, don't hang up! It's cooler than that, I swear! It's pink! . . . Yes, a pink remote. With Kanji on the buttons! Who's Kanji? Good question . . . I'm gonna find him and . . . WAIT A MINUTE! Oh, okay. Could you come over, kudasai? It'll be cool, you'll see. Okay. Uh huh. YAY! Ariagato Shingetsu-san! Ja ne!"

She hung up and grinned. "Kato Shingetsu and her people are coming over!"

"WHAT!?" the cast and other assorted crew members shouted in unison. They then began to throw a party. Why, you ask?

"Because they like her better than me!" Kitsune scowled. "You traitors! Naw, I kid! Kato and the Shingetsu Acting Corp. are AWESOME! We might even do a group fanfic together!"

"REALLY?!" everyone shouts, and continues to party even harder.

"No lie. That's what she said," Kitsune says, nodding.


"DOORBELL!!!" Kitsune screams, and cowers. Jeremy goes and gets it.

"Hey, guys!" he says, slapping them all five. Kato and Holly go over to see what's up with the fox demon cowering in her chair.

"We're here," Holly clears her throat.

"Huh? Oh, yeah . . . KATO SHINGETSU AGAIN!" Kitsune jumps out of her chair and straightens. "Uh, um. Yeah. Heh heh. Sorry 'bout that. Doorbells are freaky, y'know?"

"Yeah," Kato agrees. "So, what's this remote you wanted me to see?"

Kitsune holds up the remote. "Don't blame me for the color. I didn't pick it." Kato takes the remote.

"What can it do?"

"Stuff." Kitsune says.

"What kind of stuff?" Holly asks. Kato presses a button on the remote, pointing it at Holly. "Ffuts fo dnik tahw?" (What kind of stuff?)

"Holly!" Kato screams, "You're talking backwards!"

"I ma?" (Am I?)

"Yes! You are!"

"Kcab ti egnahc! Looc!" (Cool! Change it back!)

Kitsune inspects the button Kato pressed. "It says 'Mirror Language'."

"Egaugnal nwo rieht evah srorrim?" (Mirrors have their own language?)

"Indeed, they do." Kitsune says. "I wonder what other languages are on here?" Her and Kato suddenly grin, evilly.

"Evah syug uoy kool taht ekil t'nod I. Ho hu." (Uh oh. I don't like that look you guys have.)

"Alright, everyone!" Kitsune says, hiding the remote behind her back, "Let's continue with the show."

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!!" (Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!)

"Where were we?" Shippo asks.

"ALITERATIONS!" Kitsuen screams, covering her ears.

Kato checks the script. "Shippo, you have to go see Rin."

"Oh, yeah! I remember now! Thanks!" And Shippo runs off.


Shippo runs down one area of the 'Big Pointy Rock' place, to see Sesshomaru sitting in the shade while Jaken tries to give Rin a bath.

"I don't wanna!" Rin cries, struggling away from Jaken.

"You must!" Jaken strains to hold onto Rin, and dump her into a basin of water. We see Misoka standing next to Sesshomaru.

"Uh, hey Rin," Shippo says. "Wanna come see this place I heard about?"

"Shippo, I'm trying to get away from Jaken!" she squirms, and then whispers, "He's trying to give me a B-A-T-H."

"I can see. So, you wanna come with?"

"And where are you going?" Jaken asks, irritated.

"Uh, um . . ." Shippo says, nervously looking for an excuse. "Spencer Gifts?" he blurts out, then slaps his mouth shut (because everyone knows what a perverted place that is.)

"Spencer Gifts? What's so special about that place?" Rin asks, accusingly.

"I'll show you when we get there . . ." Shippo says, through gritted teeth.

"Okay, Lord Sesshomaru, may I go with Shippo?"






"Sound familiar?" Kitsune asks, grinning. (See chapter 2 for reference.)

"Ah, yes it does," Jimmy says, reading that part of the script. He then bursts out laughing at one part.

"Okay," Kato says, looking nervously at Kitsune.

"Sesshomaru!" Kitsune called, "You have to let Rin go with Shippo."

Sesshomaru grumbled, but nodded, and told Rin to go.

"YAY!" Rin cries, and then points at Jaken with a evil little expression on her face, "IN YOUR FACE, TOAD!!!"

The two little people then laugh, jumping around, but Misoka calls out to them, "Only if Myoga goes with you."

The two stop and groan, "Not Myoga."


"Come on, you two, keep up!" Myoga shouts, angrily, hopping ahead of the two tiny people (who were bigger than him). Rin and Shippo were lagging behind him, muttering about how stupid he was.

"So, where are we really going?" Rin asks.

Kitsune bites her tongue in amusement and presses a button on the remote, pointing it at Shippo.

"Bochi no zo," Shippo whispers back. (An elephant graveyard.)

"Shippo?" Rin asks. "Why are you speaking in Japanese?"

"Segaugnal rieht gnignahc er'uoy! Niaga gniht taht gniod re'ouy! Yeh!" (Hey! You're doing that thing again! You're changing their languages!) Holly screams.

"What's that, Holly?" Kato smirks.


"NO!" Kato and Kitsune stick out their tongues, and Holly sulks in her chair. Muttering.

"Dlrow emina eht wercs yllayor dna esle enoyreve dna em egatobas ot rehtegot gnikrow srohtua diputs . . ." (Stupid authors working together to sabotage me and everyone else and royally screw the anime world . . .)

"Continue!" Kitsune shouts.

Shippo screams, "Kitsune! Nani aru anata owatta ni watashi!?" (What have you done to me, Kitsune?!)

"I've done nothing, Shippo. Continue with the damn story!" Kitsune and Kato snicker. The rest of RCS Inc and T.S.A.C. are huddled in a corner, playing Gin Rummy, even if they don't know how to play, or, more precisely, Jin Rummy, because Jin showed up and began to play with them.

Holly grabs Kitsune by the throat with her psychic power and shakes her. "WON lamron ot kcab eciov ym egnahc!!! Gniht nmad eht esrever!" (Reverse the damn thing! Change my voice back to normal NOW!!!) Kato hits Holly over the head and now two people, which included the director, are passed out on the ground. And, because they're sprawled over top of each other, they are pressed against the remote (more like on top of it) and now Youko's hair has turned purple, Inuyasha's become a woman, Kanna, Kagura, and Kohaku are now three singing chipmunks, Kaonashi has become NoFace and is trying to eat everybody, and Myoga is 50 feet tall. And so now, half the cast, including Kurama, is running from NoFace; the other half, including the female Inuyasha, is running from Myoga who can't control his cravngs for blood; and the rest are deafened by the three chipmunks singing off-key.


Let's take a ten minute break . . .


Kitsune: (laughing)

Jeremy: (still dead)

The rest of RCS Inc: (laughing)

Kitsune: (laugh) P-p-ple-ease (laugh) re-re-review!! (sobbing in hystertical laughter)

NoFace: Many thanks to our special guest: Kato Shingetsu and the Shingetsu Acting Corporation!

K. S. & T. S. A. C.: (bow) We'll still be here, you know!

NoFace: We know! Thanks for coming! Review for her sake. (pointing to the fox demon rolling on the floor, laughing her brains out) She's gonna need more mental help after all of this is done. Maybe we all will. (sigh)