A Sue fell into Rivendell
And this is the tale of what then befell.
With Hobbits, and Men, and Elves galore,
The sickest Sue could want no more.
Generally Sue behaved like a fool,
And now over one terrified Elf she would drool
His perfect features and beautiful hair
She would follow this Elf of her dreams anywhere.
So when he and eight others went off to the Black Land,
She followed him off, clinging tight to his hand.
And when he was killing off Orcs left and right,
She stuck close to him throughout all the fight.
So truly remarkable it would have been
If her own head had not been lopped of as well when
He really was trying to kill and Orc but
She got in the way and he thru her neck cut.
For this is what happened. And to this very day
No one knows whether Sue just got in the way
Or if accidentally-on-purpose he did it.
But that is no matter. For she can never have fits
Of love for an innocent creature again.
So let's all rejoice until the time comes when
Another of these Mary-Sues will afflict us,
And dream of the day when they'll no longer lust
For their victims. And with that, my friend,
I conclude this tale of how on Sue met her end.