Summary: The Late Taiyoukai of the Western Lands InuTashio has been made a god and has set out to find his elder son Sesshomaru a mate. The only problem is that he found the perfect girl, but she traveling with his younger half-brother. InuTashio seeks out a little help from a fanfic writer and turns her into a goddess in training. Will this young trainee have the skills to make Sesshomaru fall for this woman and make the young miko return these effections? Pairings: Kag/Sess, Mir/San, Inu/ Kar, Nar/Kimi, & Sota/Rin.
Chapter One: A Girl With A Mission
It was a dark and stormy Tuesday night. A young girl was sitting in her room typing away on her laptop. She was writing a story about her favorite fan fiction pairing Sesshomaru and Kagome. She was also watching another episode of her favorite Anime: InuYasha. She sat there quietly still in her clothes from today. She wore faded boot-cut jeans with holes in the knees. She was wearing a long sleeved with shirt with Japanese symbols on the sleeves in navy blue. And a black t-shirt that said: ROCK STAR in red letters. She wore a cross around her neck and fake diamond earrings. On her left wrist was a spiked bracelet and on the right was a digital watch. Her beautiful black with blue highlights hair was pulled back into a usual bun, but still hand bangs. On her head were her sunglasses. She sat there listening to the sounds of the house. All she could hear was the storm outside, the TV, and her mom snoring down the hall.
When she was finished with her newest chapter she saved it and turned her laptop off. She then picked it up and walked over to a chair in her room in front of the TV to watch the last few minutes of InuYasha. Suddenly the lights started to flicker and the TV turned off. The lights went out and the TV turned back on. The screen looked weird though. It looked like it was warped. She got up and walked over to the screen and unplugged the TV, but the warped screen was still on. She looked puzzled. She stood in front of the screen and trapped on it, nothing happened. She tapped again, still nothing. Then she knocked on it and a loud, creepy voice was booming throughout the room.
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!?" the voice asked.
"Uhh….K-Kari Tama!" she said in a scared tone.
"YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BRING TOGETHER TWO VERY UNLIKELY PEOPLE!!!! YOU ARE GRANTED THE POWERS OF A GODDESS!!! USE THIS POWER WISELY AND YOU WILL ACCOMPLISH YOUR MISSION!!!" the voice said loudly.
"Mission? And what if I don't wanna do this mission?" Kari asked with annoyance.
"THEN YOU'RE FAMILY SHALL PAY FOR IT!" the voice said angrily.
"Okay okay! I'm going, but where to?" she asked and put her laptop on. "Before I go can I grab some clothes?" Kari asked.
"QUICKLY GATHER YOUR THINGS, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE." the voice commanded.
Kari quickly gathered her things and put them in her book bag, along with her sketchpad, CD player with a few Cds, and her laptop. She stood in front of the TV and waited.
"YOUNG KARI! ARE YOU READY TO BECOME A MATCHMAKER?" asked the voice.
"Ready as I'll ever be. One question though. If I become a goddess like you say, what powers do I get?" Kari asked in a very unsurprised tone.
"YOU SHALL HAVE THE POWERS OF A MIKO AND A YOUKAI." the voice answered.
"Will I be half?" she asked.
"NO." said the voice.
"One more question." Kari said.
"ALL YOUR QUESTIONS SHALL BE ANSWERED IN DUE TIME! NOW OFF YOU GO!!!" the voice said and the TV sucked Kari into a vortex.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she screamed. Kari fell from the sky onto a patch of flowers and passed out. She woke up a few minutes later with a throbbing headache. "Oww! My head…..where the hell am I?" she asked herself and suddenly a staff that looked similar to Miroku's, but was purple and had a heart on top in black appeared out of nowhere, it had a note on it. Kari reached for it and looked at the note. The note read:
The staff you see her is called the Staff of Ages. It will help in your journey. Whenever you need it call and it will come to you. Be cautious though for it will help unlock your hidden power. Now as a little tip to help you in the Feudal Era, when you face a youkai in battle, rely on your brains not brawn. You now look like an inuyoukai, but do not fear for you powers will come to you. The only this different about you is that you have no aura. On your journey you shall find out what goddess you are. You are a goddess in training so you will need to learn to master your miko and inuyoukai abilities first before you are called a goddess. For your training you must find a powerful inuyoukai and a powerful miko to ad in your training. You are a goddess in training therefore you may tell those you are a goddess in training, but cannot tell them of you mission. If they want to know how we met you can tell them that whole story of how you got here if you want, but face the consequence of you having to tell them that they're just a TV show that some old Japanese woman made up. I wonder if InuYasha will go crazy? Who knows? You will be protected from all spiritual powers. If anyone ask you of your sensei just tell them his name is Inu. Now off you go to find the two to bring together. A little hint to who they are. Check your stories. Bringing them together is the only way to help destroy Naraku. May the gods watch over you on your journey.
- The Late Lord of the Western Lands
"Inu Tashio?" Kari asked herself. 'Is he the one who is sending me on this mission?' Kari was snapped out of her thought by a rustle in a bush next to her. She stood up quickly and reached for her staff. She took a battle stance. "Come on out! I know you're in there youkai!"
"Please don't hurt me!" said a little kitsune pup, coming out of the bushes in tears, which looked familiar.
"Shippo-chan?" Kari asked.
"Who are you? And how do you know me?" asked Shippo in a frightened voice.
"My name is Kari. And how I know you is none of your concern." Kari said sweetly.
"You sound like Sesshomaru." Shippo said with annoyance.
"My friends tell me I sound like him all the time." Kari said with a smile.
"You know Sesshomaru?" Shippo asked getting scared again.
"Yeah I know the dude." Kari said.
"Dude? You sound like Kagome. Are you from her time?" Shippo asked.
"I'm from the year 2006." Kari said.
"Cool! Lets go see Kagome, you're probably lost here anyway." Shippo said and hopped onto her shoulder and lead her to his friends.
With InuYasha and Company
"GO AWAY SESSHOMARU!!!! WE DON'T NEED A BASTARD LIKE YOU AROUND HERE!!!" InuYasha yelled while pulling out his sword Tetsusaiga.
"InuYasha," Kagome said sweetly. "SIT!!!!"
"WHY YOU-" BOOM
"Now Lord Sesshomaru, what are you here for?" Kagome asked in a sweet tone.
"I'm here to suggest that we join forces so we can destroy Naraku." Sesshomaru said nicely. Kagome was a little surprised he was being nice to her, but shrugged it off and continued the conversation.
"LIKE HELL HE WILL!!!!" InuYasha yelled from the dirt.
"InuYasha SIT BOY!!!!" Kagome yelled.
"It's okay for you to travel with us Lord Sesshomaru, but could you promise not to kill InuYasha?" Kagome asked sweetly. Sesshomaru was very surprised that this human showed so much respect and loyalty. Why was she with his HALF-brother and not him? He shrugged it off and continued.
"Miko Kagome, I will agree to your request if you do mine." Sesshomaru said.
"And that would be?" Kagome asked a little confused at his request.
"You owe me a favor." Sesshomaru smiled wickedly at her.
"Done." Kagome said a watched Sesshomaru walk away. "Where are you going?"
"To get my retainer and young ward. I will be back tomorrow morning. Good Evening Kagome." he said and left.
Kagome stood there a little dumbfounded. Never had Sesshomaru been so nice to her. Suddenly a dirt covered InuYasha stood in front of her with an angry expression on his face.
"Hi InuYasha." Kagome said sweetly and innocently.
"Don't act all innocent with me! Why did you let him join us!?" InuYasha asked.
"Because InuYasha, Lady Kagome thought it would be a good idea to join forces to make it easier to defeat Naraku. And I agree with Lady Kagome" Miroku while sipping his tea.
"I too agree." Sango said while slapping Miroku for groping her again. "HENTAI!"
"OH NO!!!! NO!!!! DAMN IT!!!! FREAKIN' S-O-B!!!" yelled a voice coming from behind the bushes.
"Don't freak! Your pants already have holes in them." said Shippo to the voice.
"It's just, these are my favorite pants." said the voice back to Shippo. She walked into the campsite with Shippo n her shoulder. He jumped down and ran to Kagome.
"Kagome!" Shippo yelled happily and jumped into her arms.
"Hi Shippo! Who is your friend?" Kagome asked.
"This is Kari Tama, she's 18, an American, and a goddess in training." Shippo said cheerfully.
"American?" Kagome said.
"Goddess?" said InuYasha, Miroku, and Sango in unison.
"Konnichiwa Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and InuYasha." Kari said and bowed. "It is an honor to meet such great people. Wait till I tell my buds at home here about this. This is so cool."
"You're a goddess?" Miroku asked, walked to her, and put her hands in his. "You are a beautiful young-"
"Hold it right there monk! If you think for one second I would bare you child your wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself. Telling that to every pretty girl you see. Here's what you should do Miroku: Find some beautiful flowers, give them to Sango, and tell her how sorry you are for doing this to her all the time and beg for her forgiveness. Also thank her for putting up with your shit every single day of her life. And not only that, but thank her for actually agreeing to marry your sorry ass! Now off you go to do what I said! There's a field of flowers that way! GO!" Kari ordered and pointed in the direction of the flower field. And without a word Miroku went off in search of flowers.
"Whoa…." Sango said shocked and stood up and hugged Kari. "Thank you sooooooo much!!!! Finally someone got through to him!!!!"
"Uh…Sango….I don't do hugs." Kari said softly.
"Oh sorry! Anything you need just ask okay?" Sango asked.
"Okay Sango." Kari said then looked at InuYasha. "Hey InuYasha."
"Hey." he said nervously while Kari walked around him. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Hm? Its official, you are cuter in person." Kari declared as InuYasha blushed.
"So you're a goddess?" InuYasha asked because still couldn't believe it.
"Yes." Kari answered.
"Then what kind of goddess are you?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know yet." Kari said. "Inu-sensei said that I have to master my inuyoukai and miko powers first before I can become a goddess. So my sensei took me from my time and sent me to the Sengoku Jidai for this training. He said to find a strong inuyoukai and a powerful miko to ad in my training."
"What time do you come from?" Kagome asked.
"The year 2006." Kari answered.
"Wow, so the world doesn't come to an end like everyone says when it comes to the year 2000?" Kagome asked ignoring the weird look she was getting form the hanyou.
"Yeah it doesn't, in America everyone went crazy because of that." Kari said in a board tone. "How old are you Kagome?"
"I'm turning 19 next month." Kagome said happily.
"Cool." Kari said. "So InuYasha, you're like 204 right?"
"Yeah….I turn 205 in two months." InuYasha said.
"AH HA! My friend so totally owes me 10 bucks!" Kari said happily.
"What are bucks? She's gonna give you 10 of that animal?" InuYasha asked.
"No, buck is another word for dollars." Kari said.
"Dollars?" Sango looked at her questionably.
"Uh….its just like Yen. You use it as currency in America." Kari explained.
"What does it look like?" InuYasha asked.
"This." Kari said and took out a dollar.
InuYasha snatched it from her and looked at it. Sango hovered over his left shoulder and Kagome his right with Shippo on InuYasha's head. Kari laughed and took a picture. It was funny seeing them all crowed around something that she was use to seeing everyday. They all oo-ed and aw-ed at the dollar. Suddenly a houshi carrying dozen of different kinds of flowers came into the clearing. Everyone turned to him as he approached Sango.
"Sango my love, these are for you." Miroku said as he got down on one knee and handed Sango the flowers. "I love you and I'm sorry for asking various women to bare my child and I'm sorry you have to put up with me everyday. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for agreeing to be my wife and well…..can you ever forgive me?"
"Of course I can Miroku! I love you too!" Sango said and took the flowers. She hugged Miroku and kissed him. Kagome covered Shippo's eyes and blushed. Kari grinned from ear to ear and InuYasha just feh-ed and blushed. Kari of course got a picture on her cell phone of the two. Soon everyone settled down and for what seemed like forever, Sango and Miroku broke apart. Kari just laughed. Kagome made dinner for everyone. It seemed like a pretty good day, and then everyone settled down for some sleep.
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