Holy Jesus! They're at it again!
A super short one shot for KidManga- who has given me Johnny Depp! How can I NOT dedicate a fic to him?
"I'm going to go tell Naruto and Sasuke dinner is ready." Sakura chirped to her perverted sensei who was busy immersed in to his perverted book.
"Heh. Boobies." Kakashi giggled to himself and his mysterious orange book, not even turning away for a second to stir the pot of stew that was their dinner. (A/N I swear, my 17-year-old brother cracks up whenever he hears that word-boobies)
Sakura kind of looked at him like what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you! But pretended she wasn't completely weirded out by his antics, and smiled before going down the stairs that lead to the training room. She was contently humming a tune, when she heard something...odd.
It was panting; really heavy panting. Something was also hitting the floor in a rhythmic pattern. Sakura let her imagination overcome herself, as she heard a rather disturbing groan coming from the other side of the door. Of course her first guess was that Sasuke and Naruto were committing certain acts, but she really didn't want to jump to that conclusion. As she placed her hand on the handle, Sakura heard a short cry that came from Naruto. She pretended to squeezed her eyes shut as but in actuality she wanted to be wearing infrared binoculars, video tape it, take pictures, post it on the internet, and make a shrine devoted to what she saw as she threw open the door.
There before her were two very sweaty, very shirtless boys. The sound of heavy panting and music raked through Sakura's ears.
"NARUTO!" Sakura screamed.
"Ah! Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelped.
"Sasuke!" Sakura screamed again
"Naruto!" Sasuke yelled at him, blushing just a bit.
"Naruto! Sasuke!" Sakura cried
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto pleaded.
"Kakashi!" Kakashi said, walking in with his nose still in the book, interested in what all the noise was about.
"Sakura-chan! I can exp-" Naruto started.
"YOU SICK FUCKS! HOW COULD YOU!" Sakura pointed accusingly at the floor, "how could you play DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION without me?"
Hehe. Uke. Sasuke. Sasuke. Hehe. Kidmanga, hates yaoi so I just had to tease him. Sorry, KidManga, I just had to do it! I'm so evil! Well, don't forget to read his fics and review them!