The Random Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Fan-fiction of Doom!

CHAPTER 1

Aster Wants A New Name

"Dude," Aster furiously asked. "What kind of dub name is Aster? Couldn't you have called me Ed? I mean come on, Aster? Am I an Aster oid in disguise? Come on, I want a cooler name!"

"Like what?" 4Kids wanted to know.

"I know!" Aster excitedly replied. "I want to be Schmaden Schmuki!

"Hey!" Jaden yelled. "You used that name to rhyme with my name so people wouldn't know my name! You want be like me! You're the copycat! I bet you copied off my deck"!

"I...I did not!" Aster shouted in anger.

"Selfish, egotistical, arrogant jerk!" Alexis teased. "Hahahahahahaha!"

"I am not!" an angry Aster bellowed. "You'll pay for this!"

"By doing what?" Jaden questioned. "Becoming a con-artist, kidnapping Alexis, and making me duel you so I can get her back, but you're going to kill me because Crowler paid you to? Been there, done that."

"Hey!" Chancellor Crowler hollered. "How'd you know?"

"You kept talking about it when Alexis dueled Titan," Jaden simply answered.

"Oh." Crowler said, dumbfounded. "Please! Don't make me fall into a trap-door!"

"That's been used too many times," Jaden said in response. "I'm trying something original."

Jaden pressed a button, and the chicken dance music came on.

"My one weakness!" Crowler screamed in horror. "How'd you know!"

"Because I tape-record you doing it in your office all the time!" Jaden remarked with a smile.

"You little..." Crowler started. "Must...resist...can't...resist..."

He started singing and dancing.

"I don't wanna be a chicken I don't wanna be duck, do do do do do do, clap clap clap clap. Everyone!"

"Okay!" everyone cried out in joy. "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, do do do do do, clap clap clap clap!"

And everyone had fun doing the chicken dance. Including the Shadow Riders, Pharaoh, Zane, and of course, Chazz's pet chicken.

The end… of the chapter.