50 Descriptions of a Mouse

(Authors Note: I was just bored when I did this. Hope you like it.)

Juicy

Boney

Bloody

Gory

Tasty

Scrumptious

Big

Fat

Puny

Yummy

Slow Roasted

Tender

Huge

Small

Cute (in another mouse's eyes)

Food

Slow

Fast

Undercooked

Burnt

Mouse on a Stick

Dead

Alive

Furry

Grey

Brown

White

Wood Mouse

Field Mouse

Breaded Mouse

Toasted with Cheese

Fried

Deep-Fat Fried

Fat Free

Sugar Free

Hard Boiled

Scrambled

Blended

Smashed

Boneless (like chicken)

Mouse Sandwich

Artificial

Mouse Soup

Peanut Butter & Mouse Sandwich

Frozen

Mouse Pizza

Quilted Mouse

Dumb Mouse

Funny Mouse

Then there is always Mousefur