COPS: Fan Girl edition

Summary: Have you ever heard of the show COPS? Well this is the Danny fan girl edition! Watch, er, READ as cops go after fan girls! And who is taping this? Find out at the end!

-COPS theme song-

COPS: Amity Park, 7:56 PM

Cop 1: I'm in pursuit it seems she is hyped up on caffeine, Glomping Danny Phantom.

-Fan girl is hugging Danny.-Fan girl: I love YOU!

Cop 2: Get her! -Cop 2 jumps out of car.-

Me: Run, Run, fan girl! RUN!

Cop 1: She using Danny as a shield! -Grabs silly string.-

Cop 1: WTF? Where's my gun?

Danny: You were going to shoot me? -Fan girl roars.-

-Both cops run.- Danny: WTH! Help me!

Me: (Sighs) I wonder what's on TV? -Walks over to crazed Fan girl.-

Me: Dan Phantom is over at the Nasty Burger.

Fan girl: Dan-Dan! Bye Danneh! -Drops Danny, run to the Nasty Burger.-

Me: Hm! I'm leaving!

DanDanDanDanDanDanDanDanDanDanDanDanDanDanDan!

COPS: Amity Park High School, 4:23 PM

Danny: Jesus Christ! -10 fan girls chase Danny.-

Fan girl 1: It's Sexy Danny! Grab him.

-Cops runs after fan girls.-

Me (to Sam.): Hey, isn't that your boyfriend being chase by fan girls?

Sam: Yes, yes it is.

-Fan girls grab him and rip off his shirt.-

Me: Want to go see a movie?

Sam: Sure.

-We leave and Danny gets caught by fan girls.-

Me: Why doesn't he just go invisible, and intangible?

Sam: Shrugs.

DANNYDANNYDANNYDANNYDANNYDANNYDANNYDANNY!

COPS: Somewhere in Amity Park, (I'm running out of ideas!) 3:47 PM

Danny: I had to walk pass the fan club.- Danny is being kissed by fan girls.-

Cop1: My God! I have never seen so many fan girls in one place.

Cop 2: Stay Strong!

-Fan Girl drags Danny, cop grabs her. Me and Valerie walk by.-

Me and Valerie: O.o

Me: Bowling?

Valerie: Heck, yeah!

We run.

SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM

COPS: Fenton house, 5:32 PM

-Danny is reading a comic book.-

-Giggling -Danny: Who's there?

-It stops, Danny continues reading.-

-5 minutes later, Giggling.-

Danny: That's it! -Turns into Danny Phantom, fan girl jumps out.-

Danny: God-

-I walk in.- Me: Danny how do- Looks at fan girl. Me: I'll call the cops. -Runs.-

-Show Ends.-

-Sam, Danny, Valerie and I gape at the TV.-

Sam: Okay who was taping that? O.o'

TV voice: This was film and managed by Tucker Foley.

Tucker walks in. Sam, Danny, Valerie, and I: TUCKER!

Fan girls run in. Fan Girls: TUCKER! YOU MONSTER! WE SPENT THE NIGHT IN JAIL, AND A RESTRAINING ORDER TO STAY AWAY FROM DANNY! AND WE WERE ON TELEVISION! YOU ARE DEAD!

-Fan girls chase Tucker in angry mob form.- Fan girls: Hey Danny!

Sam, Danny, Valerie, and I: O.o… TT

Me: Who wants to go Bowling?

Sam, Danny, and Valerie: Me!

-We go bowling.-

OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYY! That was also fun. I'm sorry to all the fan girls and boys, even if I didn't mention the boys. I don't own Danny Phantom, or the show COPS. I do own myself. Review, come on, you know you want, too! And no flames! If you want another one, tell me then!

Samylew