Ice: This is a pointless one-shot

Cloud: Almost EVERYTHING you make is pointless

Ice: I'm PISSED off right now. Do you want to be nailed to a shed?

Cloud: No…

Ice: Disclaimer

Cloud: Ice owns nothing but the story line, everything else that doesn't belong to Square Enix, belongs to whoever it belongs to. She also owns her pissiness.

Ice: Uh…yeah

Cloud: On with it.

It was a normal day for Elaine. ( I OWN MYSELF!) Everything was going great. She had just beaten Deymx, which had taken her…thirty-seven times to beat him. No she was at Beast's Castle, where, little did she know, Xaldin would p'wn her.

"Okay…saw the cut scene…let's get this on!" Xaldin swung at her five times…and she died.

"Crap…okay….okay…try this again" Three times. Died.

"Crap." Seven times he swung, and died. Finally, after many times of hitting and dying, she got him down to one teensy bit of health left.

"Okay…all I got to do is…." He hit her. She died.

"COOOOOONNNNN!" She said. Oh, I mean.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT WAS SO CLOSE!" Elaine went and jumped on her bed and cried for five hours.

But she FINALLY beat him.

And got stuck again.

Beat them.

And got stuck.

Finally, after many beating-and-stuckings' she finished the game.

"LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"

Ice: Pointless one-shot about how Xaldin pwn'd me MANY times.

Cloud: You got a little lazy in the game. You didn't even bother to see the cool scene with me and Sephy in Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden

Ice: I saw it on the internet.

Cloud: Meh…

Ice: R&R, No flames.

Cloud: If you do, you will be flamed on one of your stories…or she'll cry…or beat you with a large stick…