Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura had a plan to get Kakashi's mask off, and it had to do with life's biggest mystery of all…

No, not the mystery of why I tell people I'm in Lithuania when I'm really in my closet because the men in white want to take me away!

Naruto's plan was simple, with simple supplies. He walked up to his sensei, who was reading his 'book' with it's so-called 'knowledge'.

"Sensei?"

"Yes?"

"I want to ask you about the mysteries of life."

Kakashi looked up. "The chicken came first, life exists because the Bible says that God made lightness and darkness and then the living things, humans did not evolve from apes, and clowns are bent on world destruction. Need I go on?"

Behind a bush

Sasuke and Sakura were writing this stuff down. They were going to sell it to scientists and become filthy stinkin' rich.

With Naruto

Naruto was baffled. "No, sensei. I didn't mean those mysteries."

Kakashi nodded knowingly.

"Well, if you're trying to figure out how come women are weird, I can't help you there."

"I don't mean that!"

"Then what do you mean?"

Naruto pulled out a Tootsie Roll Pop.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Now, to figure this out, Kakashi will have to take off his mask. Sasuke had the camera poised.

Kakashi looked at the outstretched sucker, then his book, then the sweet. He took the candy from Naruto's hand, threw it over his shoulder, and began reading.

"The world may never know…"

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