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Playing Doctor

Summary: House and Cuddy have a 13yr old and a 12yr old. Wilson has a 12yr old. Foreman has a 10yr old. Chase and Cameron have two 4yr olds. While their parents are at another casino fund-raiser, the kids get tired of waiting around and decide to escape.

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The daycare was filled with the children of the employees that worked at the Princeton Plainsburgh Teaching Hospital. It was filled with screaming kids running around everywhere. Toys being thrown everywhere and kids crying. There were two teachers in the room which didn't really help the situation. Lori House was sitting in a chair talking on her cell phone. Next to her, her brother Shaun House and his best friend Conner Wilson were planning on breaking out of the daycare. E. J(Eric Jr) was sitting on the window sill listening to his ipod. Nick and Chloe Chase were watching t.v.

"I can't take this anymore. I'm going to go crazy," Conner complained.

"Then shut up and help me think of a way out of here," Shaun snapped. "I want to go downstairs and shoot craps, play poker, or blackjack with dad."

"You know, even if dad snuck you down there you still wouldn't get pass mom," Lori said closing her cell phone.

"You know what, she's right. There's no way you can get pass security down there," Conner agreed.

Shaun wasn't listening to his friend. He was staring into space. Conner waved his hand in front of Shaun's face. No reaction. He notice that he always got that look when he had a plan. A plan that usually involved them getting grounded.

"I got it," he finally said. "Get the team together and let's meet in the closet." Before they could reply, he got up and walked away.

"I don't know what the idea is, but I guarantee you that it's going to get all three of us grounded," Conner said. Lori nodded in response and ran off after her brother.

Conner walked over to the circle of kids. He walked over to where Nick and Chloe were sitting at and tapped them on the shoulder. There eyes stayed locked on the tv. They seemed to be in a trance. Conner took a chocolate bar out of his pocket and waved it in front of their faces. They turned around and stared at him.

"Guys, if you come with me right now, I'll give you this chocolate bar." Chloe smiled and tried to snatch the bar out of his hand. He pulled away. "Uh uh . Not until you follow me." Conner walked over to the window sill, the twins not far behind him.

E. J was pre-occupied with his ipod to notice anybody talking to him. Conner took the earpiece out. "We gotta go. Shaun's got another idea."

"What do I get out of it," E. J said looking back out the window?

"His idea involves us getting out of here." E. J looked over at Conner and then around the room.

"Let's go," he said jumping off of the window sill. They looked around to see if any of the teachers were looking before they snuck into the storage closet.

"It took you guys long enough," Shaun said.

"Can we have the chocolate now," Nick asked. Conner tossed the chocolate at the kid and walked over to Lori and Shaun.

"Ladies and gentlemen that are in this closet. You are here today because I got really bored and I couldn't stand it any more. Now I have created a great plan for us six to get out of here, and it's going to need everybody to make it work. The plan is going to have different phases. Each one will have a different person, except for the twins. They work together." He glanced over at the twins who were covered in chocolate. "Does everybody agree to what I just said."

"We would if you tell us what the plan is," E. J said sarcastically.

"I will tell you the plan if you agree to what I just said."

E. J let out a tired sigh .

"Fine," Conner said.

"Alright, but if we get grounded again I'm going to kill you," Lori agreed.

"We're in," the twins said in unison.

"Fine," E. J finally agreed.

"Good, here's the plan ."