Whoa, first fanfiction. Format may be and is similar to other fanfictions, yes. So first off, I'd like to thank those authors that inspired me to create this story:
If this sounds too similar to any of the fanfictions written by these three authors, please let me know and I'll gladly revise/delete it. Seriously, this was just a bunch of scrap that I pieced together in Fourth Period. Ah, the wonders of English..
Chapter One: Entries 1-33
Stop calling me slim!
Just because I can fit into a size zero in Women's doesn't mean that I have an eating disorder! I call it an accomplishment.
…Not like I was trying or anything.
Huh? What's that? Mokuba's been captured? And by that transsexual too? Damn, I have my work cut out for me.
Wait, I have to rescue him? But why! I was about to enjoy my lunch!
"Half a Tic Tac isn't lunch, sir."
Great, and now I have to walk. I knew I shouldn't have starched my trench coat for eight hours! I should've went to that meeting!
Ugh. Who is that?
Oh, right.. Pegasus's goon.
I mean sex slave.
"Will you look at that? It's the famous Seto Kaiba, searching for his baby brother."
Wow, nothing gets past you.
Great. Now you're pointing a gun to my head? Oh yeah, real original. I bet it's not even loaded.
"Too bad we have to meet like this."
Pfft, to bad we have to meet at all.
"I'll take you to Mr. Pegasus now."
Two words: Hell. No.
Screw you! I don't have time for crap like this!
I'm pulling out the secret weapon.
"If you refuse, I'll have to use force."
You use force on me? Just try it, loser! Touch me and I'll break off that oversized thorn that you call your hair!
..Among other things.
You must be joking.
Time to pull a fast one.
HA! Sheer brilliance! James Bond couldn't have done it better himself!
No, seriously..he must be like sixty by now.
I now christen myself Duelist 007.
My card! Damn you, you made me scar my card! And it was rare, too! Do you know how much this cost me? Not like that it makes a difference…BUT STILL!
Go. To. HELL.
What's your problem? Are you trying to get killed?
Right! You work/are owned by Pegasus. No wonder..
Yeah. I don't know what's going on in your queer little head right now, but listen up:
Take me to Mokuba. NOW.
Get it? Got it? Good.
Gawd! More walking? Should've brought my Converse.
Hmm. Giant trees, eerie shadows, creepy castle… All we need now are some bats.
And a Dracula.
I hope I didn't just jinx myself. I don't appreciate the thought of waking up as a lifeless corpse with a hickey.
Was that a bat?
False alarm. It was just one of Pegasus's toons.
God damn, Kemo. Why are you walking so close? Get away from me! See the bubble? See it? Well LEAVE it!
Help! I'm feeling claustrophobic!
Whoa. Here already? Time sure does fly when you're trying not to get raped by a seven-foot giant.
What the Hell are you waiting for? You've got security clearance! Open the door before I blow it down with my BEWD!
Note to self: Stay away from n00bs on Myspace.
"Maybe we should ring the bell."
Maybe you should DO AS I SAY BEFORE I BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS!
Heh. That's what I thought.
Pegasus - 0
Kaiba - 1
Eat your heart out.
So how was that? Too similar? Too out of character? Let me know in a review. Not sure when I'll update this. (smites school) I do plan on updating it eventually..if you want me to.