Aurora whisperwind: Time to clean up our poor, Mary-sue infested LOTR universe!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

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1ce uopn a tyme, tere waz a beyootiful gal named Princesspinkmuffingloria. She waz the most prttiest in all of tah earth. I day, she fell in2 a poral wich took her to middle earth. Legolas found her. He fell madly in luv with her, as she was the prrettiset, then 1 day, tere was a concil of Elrad. Leggie and a hottie named Arggie decied to take a small person called Frodo to a montain. It waz to distroy a evil ring. But the ring became gud wen Princesspinkmuffingloria touched t. tey went to the mountan anyway to kill Soron. Soron aso became good. Princesspinkmuffingloria abd Leggie were marred and tey lived happily ever after.

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Yeah, that was a cheater. Review?