Please leave a Message!
By Cherry-sama


AN: Hey, this is my first Dream Saga fic… This is also one of first Dream Saga fics. This is also my first answering machine fic, so if I really mess up, than don't flame me too much…

Disclaimer: I do not own Dream Saga, or anything else I've mentioned in this fic. To save on time, this is the only chapter I will post a disclaimer, but I want you to know that every time you read a chapter, I don't own anything…YET! MWAHAHAHAHA!


Real World

/Yuuki's Answering Machine/

Yuuki: Hello! This is Yuuki Wakasa! I'd like to thank the weird stalker that calls herself Cherry-sama for giving me this free answering machine. If you hear this message than you might as well know that I am currently busy dealing with my brothers or doing something else. Please leave a message after the—

Youji: YUUKI! KOUSUKE IS PLAYING WITH MY BALL AGAIN!

Kousuke: IT'S MY BALL! I HAVE THE GREEN ONE!

Youichi: BUT IT'S NOT YOURS! IT'S MINE!

Kousuke: THIS IS MY BALL!

Yuuki: (sound of inhaling) EEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!

#BEEP#

Message 1: Hiya Yuuki. This is Keima. Keima Sagami. You yell really loud… I was wondering if you could give me any garbage you have before you throw it away…

Mrs. Sagami: Keima? Were you done with the trash yet?

Keima: Why, mom?

Mrs. Sagami: Because today is the day all the trash is collected. I already gave it to the garbage truck.

Keima: What? No! NOT MY PRECIOUS TRASH! (sounds of running away are heard, along with a door slamming)

Mr. Sagami: Dear? Why did Keima just run out of the house?

Mrs. Sagami: He running after the garbage truck.

Mr. Sagami: Oh. I see.

#BEEP#

Message 2: Hey, Yuuki! This is Taizou Hyuga! I see that we aren't the only boys that are pushed around by your commands! Takamoron said that I'm a wimpy guy for doing my homework. And Souta says that I'm not smart because I don't do my homework! And Keima said that he'd rather rummage through the trash than listen to me! I'm confused… What do you suggest I do?

#BEEP#

Message 3: Hi Yuuki! This is Takaomi Kai! Taizou still calls me Takamoron! If you hear him say that, can you yell at him for me? You have a stronger voice than I do… Well… I was kinda wondering… Umm… Ifyou'dgototheparkwithmethisafternoon! BYE!

#BEEP#

Message 4: Hello. This is the sister of that stalker: Cherry-sama. Or SoC (Sister-of-Cherry-sama), as she likes to call me. I must warn you that you and the other stone holders are in great peril, because I have not caught that confounded beast. She is currently running loose in your town and is planning on stalking you and your friends. She explained her plans to me. But, before I could get her restrained, she had already had run out into the street yelling something about Tsukuyomi and chipmunks. As you can see, she is clearly insane. Please call me back once you have found out the location of this senseless culprit.

#BEEP#

Message 5: Hi! It's me! Cherry-sama! You know, that random stalker who gave you the answering machine? Yeah… About that… I'm going to continue to stalk you and your friends and listen to your answering machine messages… Why, you ask? BECAUSE I'M A RANDOM STALKER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. If…some person…calls about something and CLAIMS to be my older sister…you don't know that I'm in your backyard…


AN: So yeah… I'm insane… And I just proved it on Mario Cart…xD… I acted drunk almost… I swear, the next chapters will be MUCH funnier! Anyways. This is also my first fic doing the author's notes like this. Why? Because…CHIPMUNK! Please review. CHIPMUNK!