Regal sat down at his desk and turned on his laptop. He was going to see what was going on today so he went to google and typed in chatrooms. He went down the list and found the one he was looking for. "Symphonias Heroes" He clicked on it
Swordmaster: Heya guys!
ILoveLloydie: Hi my cute little Lloydie
GrandSorcerer: Hi guys!
BeautifulSummoner: Colette, me and Lloyd are going out, remember, so dont call him Lloydie. Hi everyone!
Beautifulchosen: Im having a party at my house tonight, whos coming over
Swordmaster: That sounds cool, count me in
GrandSorcerer-BeautifulSummoner: No ur not!
Swordmaster: why not
GrandSorcerer: Last time we went to one of Zelos's parties it was full of whores and crackheads.
BeautifulSummoner: Im really proud of u for not doing anything there Lloyd, since i got there an hour late.But ur still not going.
Swordmaster: Dont worry Sheena, id never do anything with another girl
ILoveLloydie: Lloydie would never do anything bad, in fact he was helping Chocolat change her clothes
BeautifulSummoner: change her clothes...
Swordmaster: Colette what are u talking about...
ILoveLloydie: It was at Zelos's party, i saw u through the crack in the door. u were helping Chocolat undress then u closed the door so i couldnt see anymore
ILoveLloydie: Then after that he went and got some punch, 2 cups, then he went over and was talking to Zelos when Kate the scientist lady came over and asked Lloyd if he wanted some "poonani". Then he followed her to a room downstairs and locked the door...i was sad. But then he came out half an hour later and found u then he gave u a kiss...i want to be kissed by Lloydie (
GrandSorcerer: Did you follow him the whole time?
ILoveLloydie: Of course )
Swordmaster signed off
BeautifulSummoner signed off
ILoveLloydie: poor lloydie...what do u want to talk about Genis
GrandSorcerer: ...i feel so alone
MisunderstoodBlossom signed on
GrandSorcerer: Hi Presea )
ILoveLloydie: Hi peep peep
ILoveLloydie: Frosted Flakes is my favorite cereal, u know why? because its Lloydies
GrandSorcerer:...um colette, why did u call Presea peep peep
ILoveLloydie:thats her nickname silly
ILoveLloyd: I found choclate at school today, someone left it in Raines cabinet
GrandSorcerer: Choclate?...wait Raines cabinet, she doesnt keep choclate in there, only her artifacts...
RUINS4EVER: YOUR THE ONE WHO TOOK MY 500 YEAR OLD DOGSHIT! AND ATE IT!
GrandSorcerer: Who are u. And have u been watching us this whole time?
RUINS4EVER signed off
GrandSorcerer: i just realized something, what happend to Zelos?
Beautifulchosen: oh uh sorry i was busy...
MisunderstoodBlossom: busy with what
Beautifulchosen: i was um...organizing my...stamp collection
GrandSorcerer: u dont have a stamp collection...
Beautifulchosen: oh, stamp collection, i didnt mean stamp collection...my sword collection
GrandSorcerer: sword collection...
Beautifulchosen: ya, i probly have over 500 now, i guess since i use 2 swords though i only have 250 pairs...i think...
MisunderstoodBlossom: 2 swords...
GrandSorcerer: you dont use 2 swords
Beautifulchosen: of course i do Genis
GrandSorcerer: 1. no u dont ...2. when have u ever called me by my name, u usually call me brat
Beautifulchosen: of course i call u Genis, why wouldnt i call u Genis...oh shit...
GrandSorcerer: wait...is this Lloyd
Beautifulchosen: NO, what would make u think that Genis
MisunderstoodBlossom: Lloyds mother is so ugly she makes Rodyle look good...
Beautifulchosen: U TAKE THAT BACK DAMMIT!
GrandSorcerer: Ah Ha! it is Lloyd, good job Presea
MisunderstoodBloosom: lloyd...what are u doing in Zelos's house
Beautifulchosen: uh...i was...cleaning
GrandSorcerer: are u there for Zelos's party
Beautifulchosen: well after Sheena got mad at me i needed comfort, and Zelos offered )
GrandSorcerer: um...how did Zelos comfort you...
Beautifulchosen: i dont know yet, he said hes going to go change
GrandSorcerer: o.0...Lloyd get out of there now!
Beautifulchosen: Zelos locked the door before he left, he said it was so none of his hunnies would disturb me while he was getting changed. why should i get out?
ILoveLloydie:Zelos is going to take u swimming
MisunderstoodBlossom:...what were u doing the whole time Colette
ILoveLloydie: i was eating Frosted Flakes
Beautifulchosen: i love Frosted Flakes
IloveLloydie: i know )
Beautifulchosen: i have to go now guys Zelos is back, i cant wait to go swimming
GrandSorcerer: No wait!
Beautifulchosen signed out
Lloyd gained the title "Dumb Sexfiend"
Zelos gained the title "Michael Jackson"
GrandSorcerer: hes a goner...
ILoveLloydie: I heard a loud noise
ILoveLloydie signed out
Colette gained the title "Retarded Dumbass"
MisunderstoodBlossom: praise the lord
Barbiegirl signed in
Agarazium signed in
Stupidvermin signed in
GrandSorcerer: Oh god no...
Barbiegirl: yes, it is i, Mithos
Agarazium: i better be getting paid to be in this stupid chatroom with u stupid people
Stupidvermin: i agree
Agarazium: Magnius ur the stupidest of everyone, u get paid in cheese...
GrandSorcerer: What do u want Mithos...
Barbiegirl: Im bored...
MisunderstoodBlossom: dont u have your bardie dolls to play with
Agarazium: Yuan stole them
Stupidvermin:im going to eat some cheese in the Meltokio sewers with my family
Stupidvermin signed out
GrandSorcerer: One down...
Barbiegirl: Genis i have something to tell u...
Agarazium: ew, yuck, not this again...(shivers) im leaving. By the way, i quit.
Agarazium signed out
MisunderstoodBlossom: 2 down
Barbiegirl:...Genis...i love u
Barbiegirl signed out
MisunderstoodBlossom: very weird...but not surprising
Regretfulswordsman signed in
Regretfulswordsman: hello...do u know where Sheena is
MisunderstoodBlossom: why do u want to know
GrandSorcerer: because why...
RUINS4EVER signed on
Regretfulswordsman: because ive been physically lonely for 15 years
GrandSorcerer: ok...RUINS4EVER, who are u
MisunderstoodBlossom: what makes u think Sheenas going to do that with u anyway
Regretfulswordsman:because of my charm and good looks, besides, i only have to get her on one date...according to this little book
GrandSorcerer: little book?
Regretfulswordsman: Yes, i found this book, i dont know who wrote it but it tells how u can get some in only one night...even if its by force
MisunderstoodBlossom: date rape?
GrandSorcerer: who would write a book about date rape?
RUINS4EVER: A person that wants Kratos, Regal, and Lloyd really bad...
RUINS4EVER: yes u...but now...u have stolen my book, u will not be forgiven...espicially since u considered Sheena over me...
RUINS4EVER signed out
Regretfulswordsman:ill be going now...
Regretfulswordsman signed out
Kratos gained the title "Lonely Pervert"
BeautifulSummoner signed in
BeautifulSummoner: Hi guys
MisunderstoodBlossom: Hello Sheena
BeautifulSummoner: can i ask u guys a question?
BeautifulSummoner: Well...should i stay with Lloyd...
GrandSorcerer: Well...he is my best friend...but, considering he slept with Chocolat and Kate...
MisunderstoodBlossom: Absolutely no
GrandSorcerer: Sheena, ur a very nice person and u look good to, im sure theres tons of people that would go out with u
MisunderstoodBlossom: except Kratos
GrandSorcerer:ya, stay away from Kratos...far away
BeautifulSummoner: lol, Kratos, hes like 5000 years old, no way. plus hes just a pervert anyway. Thanks guys.
MisunderstoodBlossom:isnt there anyone u would even consider to be bf material
BeautifulSummoner: Well...i dont think he likes me, hes 33 too. I doubt he would want a 19 year old. He doesnt seem like the kind of guy who goes after someone for their looks.
MisunderstoodBlossom: Who is it?
MasterofGreaves signed in
MasterofGreaves: Sheena...i do like you
BeautifulSummoner: Regal?...u do...?
MasterofGreaves:yes i do...alot
BeautifulSummoner: oh Regal...
MasterofGreaves: pick u up tomorrow morning at 8?
BeautifulSummoner: Ill be ready
MasterofGreaves signed out
BeautifulSummoner:Ahhhhhhh, omg, YES!Thanks u guys, so much, i cant wait till tomorrow
GrandSorcerer:dont worry about it Sheena, thats what friends are for
MisunderstoodBlossom: Im happy for u Sheena
BeautifulSummoner: Thanks guys bye, Its like Heaven, Regals 50 times better then Lloyd
BeautifulSummoner signed out
Sheena gained the title "Head over Heels"
GrandSorcerer: im happy for her
MisunderstoodBlossom: me to
ThePope signed in
ThePope:Presea, u have been requested for an audience with the king.
MisunderstoodBlossom: understood, Genis i will talk to u later
GrandSorcerer: Ok, bye Presea
ThePope signed out
MisunderstoodBlossom signed out
Presea gained the title "Socially Sane Guard"
The Pope gained the title "The Poop"
Beauifulchosen signed on
Beautifulchosen: Hey brat whacha doin
Beautifulchosen:why dont u come over to the party
Beautifulchosen: Hes downstairs getting drinks )
GrandSorcerer: what did u do to Lloyd
Beautifulchosen: what?...oh...lets just say he wont be with anyone else for a while hehe )
Beautifulchosen: once uve had the Zelos u never want anyone else
GrandSorcerer: 0.o...U PERVERTED RAPIST
Beautifulchosen: :) its only rape if he doesnt like it...hehe
GrandSorcerer: XO ewwwwwwwwwww, omg, my brain has been tainted with unpure imgaes
RUINS4EVER signed in
RUINS4EVER: Zelos were u the one that stole a pink thong from Raine Sages closet
Beautifulchosen: why actually yes i did,Lloyd liked it alot, and who might u be my mysterious hunnie?
RUINS4EVER signed out
Beautifulchosen: i have to go and keep my hunnies company byebye :)
Beautifulchosen signed out
GrandSorcerer: what an ass, i bet he was grinning like an idiot the entire time...and now im talking to myself...
RUINS4EVER signed in
RUINS4EVER: Genis u just CURSED!
GrandSorcerer:...who are u
RUINS4EVER: IM GONNA GET U!
RUINS4EVER signed out
Raine gained the title "Physchotic Bitch"
GrandSorcerer: ...o.0...HOLY SHIT XO I NEED TO GET THE OUTA HERE
GrandSorcerer signed off
Genis gained the title "Sane Genius"
The next morning...
Meltokio Daily News Reports
A blonde girl was found drowned in a bowl of Frosted Flakes in her home.
An older man with dark brown hair was found in his home today chained to his bed, he was unconsious but from what we can tell he was raped.
A man with wings and long, blue hair, stole all "Barbie" products last night and has disappearded with them. Because of this we found a little girl crying hystericly in her home last night. When we offered to help her she said she was actually a "boy". So we shipped her off to a mental facility for young girls. The name of this facility is "Zelos's Home for Mental Little Girls", there is also another one for "Zelos's Home for Mental Little Boys".
Zelos Wilder's home was set on fire last night after an insane woman came in yelling strange things like "Give me my thong" and "Genis im going to kill you". The police tried to capture her but whenever they got close she would whack them with her staff or cast a "Ray" spell. They are still looking for this woman.
A twelve year old boy was found outside Zelos Wilder's house last night. He said he was hiding from his "Insane child abusing sister". He said he just made it out of the burning house before it had collapsed. According to the information he gave us Zelos Wilder and Lloyd Irving are trapped alone in the basement under the collapsed house, we are still trying to get them out at this time. The boy also says he is sueing his sister and is going to try to get out of her custody.
Last night a pipe broke in the Meltokio sewers and it was flooded. Anything in the sewers would have been washed out ot sea. People are grateful though because they said the rats had multiplied in the last couple of days. Possibly to a increase in food.
Presea Combatir has been pronounced has the Kings royal body guard. We also have been informed that The Pope is constipated.
Human Ranches all over the world last night were destroyed. We have been informed that it was Pronyma, one of The Grand Cardinals. We interviewed her and she says "I didnt get paid enough to put up with that crap". She is now working as a lingerie model and is happily living with her fiance, Forcystus.
We have been informed that Regal Bryant and Sheena Fujibayashi are getting married. And do to our resources we have found out they are going to adopt Genis Sage.
Police are trying to catch a young lady by the name of Chocolat. She has been running through the streets since 5 in the morning only wearing a bra and a pair of underwear.
Zelos's Home for Mental little girls
5 girls were sitting in a circle in a room with 2 bunkbeds, talking about...boys.
"So Mithos, who do you like"
"His name is...Kratos, hes my new crush"
"Cool, what do u guys wanna do? My little pony, we can use my easy bake oven, or we could put some make up on, we can play dressup, Cabbage patch kids, Bratz, we can play house, Mithos can be the mommy"
Mithos says"Those things sound so cool, what should we do first"
"Lets play my little Pony, while were doing that, Miranda can bake us some easy bake cookies"
While they werent looking Miranda took Mithos's pony and threw it in the oven. Then Mithos cried...
Author:No flames please, this is my first shot at a humor fanfic. hope u like it.