I should be doing homework right now but I needed to write a tribute to 9/11. Note: This is not meant to an insult but is a humorous way to pay my respects to those who died.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story, not even the song. Got it?

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Stimpy: Hey Ren!
Ren: WHAT!
Stimpy: Do you know what day it is?

Ren: Monday?

Stimpy: Yes, but today is September 11, 2006 the day that our country was under attack. But we prevailed in our act of liberty!

Ren: Bah humbug!

Stimpy: Well fine, I'll just sing a song to get you in to the 9/11 spirit! But since a certain website doesn't allow songfics we can't sing the national anthem. So we'll sing something else!

Stimpy: Our country reeks of trees! Our yaks our really large, and they like rotting beef carcasses! And we have to clean up after them! And our saddle sours are the best! We proudly wear women's clothing, and searing sand blows up our skirts!

Ren an Stimpy: And the buzzards, they soar ooooooover head! And poisonous snakes will devour us hole, our bones will bleach in the sun! And we will probably go to (censored)! And that is our great reward, for being the a-roy-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!

Stimpy: EVERYBODY NOW!

Ed, Edd, n' Eddy: Our country reeks of trees!

Yakkity Yak: Our yaks our really large, and they like rotting beef carcasses!

Billy: And we have to clean up after them!

Ren and Stimpy: And our saddle sours are the best!

Pleakly: We proudly wear women's clothing, and searing sand blows up our skirts!

Cosmo and Wanda: And the buzzards, they soar ooooooover head!

Sheen: And poisonous snakes will devour us hole, our bones will bleach in the sun!

Sam Manson: And we will probably go to (censored)!

All: And that is our great reward, for being the a-roy-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!

Fred Fredbuger: YES!

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Ren: Wow Stimpy that was fun.

Stimpy: See, what'd I tell you.

Ren: Now NEVER DO IT AGAIN!

Stimpy: (meekly) Okay.

Ren and Stimpy: So every one, not happy 9/11. Remember to never forget those whose lives were lost. United we stand.

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I almost wrote in God we stand, but I'm not religious so it felt weird typing that. So I settled for United we stand instead. And uhh, what Ren and Stimpy said.