Disclaimer: Why yes, now that you mention it, I do own X-Men: Evolution…What? The series itself, oh, no. No, THAT still belongs to Marvel, I thought you meant my tapes of the series!

Author's Notes: Assumes that the Brotherhood returns to Bayville High after the events of "Ascension". Just a little Lancitty short…


"My Boyfriend's Back"
by J.T. Magnus, "Turbo"


You went away and they hung around, bothering us every chance. Just because we're different, they say things that aren't very nice…

"Hey mutie, if you died, with your power, how would anyone tell the difference?"

They don't know why I'm smiling. That's because they haven't heard the news, because they don't see what's standing right behind them…

It's a force of nature…

It's an avalanche…

Actually, it's an Avalanche…

My boyfriend's back…

And he's standing right there, and you're gonna be in trouble. If you had any brains you'd stop trying to mock me and start running. You see, he doesn't like it when people talk bad about me and in a few seconds he's gonna be coming after you. He's been gone for such a long time, but now he's back and things will be fine. You're gonna be sorry you were ever born, because he's kinda big, he's awful strong, and he's got a habit of bringing buildings down on people who've annoyed him…

And nothing annoys him more than people talking bad about his girlfriend.


About that time was when Lance's hand clamped down on the football player's shoulder. Now he forgave the others for making him take them to see the new Batman movie, because it was inspiring him.

He looked the football player in the eyes, "Hello."

"Eep."

No one know why, later on that day, Kitty was constantly singing to herself an old teen rock song…