FREAKY FRIDAY (version 2.0): Chapter 4
(Scene: Detention. Bridget's body is sitting there, along with many other students, reading a novel.)
Principal Gibb: Miss Hennessey? Miss Hennessey?
Principal Gibb: What're you doing?
Bridget: Uh, reading a tragic romantic-story about two lovers parted by war. (He looks at her, surprised.) Cosmo acrticle.
Principal Gibb: There you go.
Guy: Uh, principal Gibb? How long are we gonna stay here? 'Cause I got a hot date waiting for me at home.
Principal Gibb: Twenty-seven more minutes. So you people better make yourselves comfortable. Like Bridget.
Bridget: (crying over the book she's reading) Oh, please Annette and Georgio, get back together! ... (Gibb looks at her again.) I-I mean, Brangelina adopted a new baby. Can you believe that?
(Scene: Cate's Office. Cate is trying to narrate as she works on a patient while CJ and those LCCC students watch in concern.)
Cate: And now I am going to, umm, take his blood sample. With-with a needle. (winces, to CJ) A needle!
CJ: That's okay...
Cate: Right, yeah, 'cause I mean I'm used to doing this. 'Cause I'm a nurse! (laughs) Nurse Cate Hennessey. Did you know I was a cow in high-school?
Medical Student #1: What?
Cate: Oh, yeah, I was like a three-hundred pound bitch with a fat ass.
CJ: I had an experience with a man in high-school!
(They all turn around and stare at him in shock.)
Cate: (sternly) Did Rory tell you about that?!
(CJ, gasping in shock, bursts into laughter)
Medical Student #2: Uh, I'm sorry, can we get back to the training thing?
Cate: Fine, whatever.
Cate: So I'm gonna take a sample of this guy's blood. (sticks a needle in and the guy screams in pain) Oh my god there's blood coming out everywhere!
Medical Student #1: Well, do something!
Cate: You're right. (goes to the phone and starts to dial)
Medical Student #2: Who're you calling?
Cate: 911, I'M NOT A REAL NURSE. IN FACT, I'M NOT EVEN A WOMAN!! Isn't that something to tell your kids about tonight?!
(Scene: School hallways. Rory is walking out and a girl, Lauren, approaches him.)
Lauren: (smiling and flirting) Hi, Rory.
Rory: Hello, ma'am.
Lauren: I didn't know you knew all that much about history.
Rory: Well, sure, I am mentioned in the book, so...
Lauren: (Laughs) God, you're funny.
Rory: Yes, he is, lady. God's always funny. (taps her on the back and walks away)
Lauren: (follows him) So, umm, you wanna hang out later?
Lauren: My place or yours?
Rory: Well, I guess going to my place would be weird 'cause I'm living with my daughter.
Lauren: Oh, you have a daughter.
Rory: Yeah, and she has three kids.
Rory: Why are you surprised? I'm over 50 years old!
(Scene: Prison. Jim is locked up with two other dudes.)
Jim: Hey, that's not fair! I wasn't going fast! Ouch, my back! (Pause) WHY do I miss school all of a sudden?!
(Scene: School Hallways. Kerry is walking with her books, and she is walking in a complete slutty way.)
Kerry: Hi, Jason.
Jason: H-hey, hey, Kerry. What's up?
Kerry: Y'wanna do something tonight?
Jason: Uh, I already kinda have plans with your sister Bridget.
Kerry: Oh, forget that bitch; come with me. (drags him away)
(Scene: The living-room of the Hennessey's house. Cate has woken up all of a sudden and everyone else is still sleeping.)
Cate: It's all a dream... It was all a dream. (she smiles to herself)
(They all wake-up now)
Kerry: God, Mom, were you just speaking to yourself in our sleep?
Bridget: What time is it?
Cate: It's, uh, it's uh I think it's at the break of dawn right now.
CJ: We overslept.
Cate: CJ, I have to ask you this. Have you ever had any sort of...experience with a man back in high-school?
Bridget: Oh my god mom!
Kerry: So gross!
CJ: Aunt Cate! No!
Cate: Sorry, sorry! I'll go make breakfast.
(Cate gets up and goes to the kitchen just in time when CJ turns around to face Rory)
CJ: (whispering to him) I can't believe you told her man!
(Cate bursts into laughter, obviously overhearing and now everyone else laughs)
Jim: This is so...funny.
CJ: Oh, really? Is it "let's take away your cane and see if you cans till walk" funny?
Kerry: I can't believe you did that, CJ. You were so wild.
Bridget: Ooh, I have a date with Jason tonight. (gets up)
Rory: And I think Lauren asked me out last night.
CJ: (wincing, staring at Rory) I paid you fifty bucks man!
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