Disclaimer : I don't own anything, except uh . . . this empty juicebox -sad face-
Characters : Naruto, Sasuke
Warnings : Male/Male
Do You Think I'm Pretty?
Naruto was sprawled out on the grass and Sasuke sat, leaning against a tree. They had just finished sparring and apparently Naruto was bored.
"Hm. Sasuke-teme, I'm bored," Naruto. Sasuke just glared over at him.
"And why should I care?"
"Because you have to find me something to do!" Naruto yelled, scowling at the older boy. Sasuke tried his best not to think of things that he'd like to "do" with the blond.
". . . Go drink the stuff under the sink," Sasuke told him in a bored voice, succesfully removing the thoughts.
"WHAA? Do you really hate me that much, Teme!?"
". . . Tch . . ."
Sasuke glared over at the kitsune. ". . . No, dobe," he answered, after a reluctent pause. Sasuke noticed Naruto's sigh of relief and smiled, inwardly of course.
There was a long pause before Naruto began to yell again. "I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!" he yelled out, suddenly.
". . ."
". . . No"
Naruto puffed his cheeks out and went into "Pout Mode". "Why not?" he whined.
When Sasuke didn't say anything, Naruto smirked. "Ok, I'll start then," he said, "Hmm . . . What's a good song?"
As Naruto thought of a song, Sasuke thought of every song that he didn't want to hear coming out the blond's mouth. 'Hn . . . All of them . . . Actually the only noises I want to hear from him are . . .' Sasuke's face went slightly pink as he metally slapped himself. 'NO! Stupid Sasuke! Not in public!' he scolded himself.
"Ah! I know!" Naruto yelled out. Sasuke glanced over at him and saw that Naruto was now standing up and grinning.
"Ok, well uh . . ." he stuttered, but then he burst into song. "Boy boy on my mind, thinking 'bout you all the time, boy boy oh so fine when will you be mine?"
Sasuke blinked as Naruto carried on into the second verse.
"Call call on the phone. You're the reason I'm at home, Boy boy tell me do you feel the same way? Do you think I'm pretty? Just like a super model? Do you like my hair? Ohuhoh ohuhoh? Do you think I'm special? Am I your one and only? Do you really care? Ohuhoh ohuhoh?"
Sasuke was at a loss for words. It was as if Naruto wanted him to . . . answer.
Naruto smiled at him, rather suggestively as he began the second part. "Boy boy on the line, feel your voice down my spine. Boy boy you are so kind I'm smiling all the time."
"Call call out your name, feel it like a burning flame. Boy boy tell me do you feel the same way?" Naruto wanted to laugh at Sasuke's expression at this point, it was just so priceless. "Do you think I'm pretty? Just like a super model? Do you like my hair? Ohuhoh ohuhoh? Do you think I'm special? Am I your one and only? Do you really care? Ohuhoh ohuhoh?"
"What if I was on TV, would you give your love to me?"
Sasuke's lips curved up at the sides as Naruto finished up. "Do you think I'm pretty? Just like a super model? Do you like my hair? Ohuhoh ohuhoh? Do you think I'm special? Am I your one and only? Do you really care? Ohuhoh ohuhoh?"
Naruto and Sasuke sat in silence for about a minute and eleven seconds, and, during that time, Naruto's face went completely red.
"Weeeeeeeellll?" he asked, breaking the silence. Sasuke smirked.
"Yes, you moron . . ."
Well . . .
The lyrics aren't quite right.
Oh well, this was just for fun anyways.