A/N: Sora no Hairo Yuki and I thought of this a LONG time ago... Just recently, I remembered it and decided to write it down. It is short. It is supposed to be short. Deal.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Narut- er... I mean... I don't own Ai Yori Aoishi... XD


"What should we name her?" The new mother leaned back in the couch and let her daughter suck on the nozzle of the warm milk bottle in her hand.

"Tanya?" Her husband asked.

"No..."

"How about Cynthia?"

"No."

"Rebecca?"

"...no..."

"Well, how about Rei?"

"Um... no..."

The womans' husband sighed, trying to think of a name while pacing back and forth... back and forth. Suddenly, he felt his toe collide with the edge of the sharp wooden table and let out a yelp.

"OWIE!"

"Aoi! That's it! We'll name her Aoi..."

The man blinked.

"Wha-... Wait, no... I didn't mean..."

"Shh! Aoi-chama's asleep!"

And that was how Aoi became known as Aoi.


A/N: Stupid, right? Well... that's what we are. Narutarded idiots who think of random stupid things... XD lawl... review please! Flames and anonymous accepted with open arms!

P.S. OMG! THE ADDED RULERS ARE FINALLY WORKING AGAIN!-!-!-!-!-!-! SQUEEE!-!-!-!-!-!-! (it's been forever! XD)