A special thanks goes out to the creators of 4 Swords Adventures and my friend C-Money for the inspiration for this story. Now that I said that, people can stop sounding like friggin broken records reminding me where I got my idea. And now that I got that off my chest, LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX, nor do I own Disney.
MC Shortstop Clue brought down his hand. "FIGHT!"
Syrus and Tron, standing in fighting positions, jumped backwards, then charged toward each other. The both threw punches, hitting right into each other! When their fists connected, the impact sent out a small shockwave. Tron quckly tried to leg sweep Syrus, but he caught it and jumped out of the way. Syrus countered by throwing a swift kick at Tron, but Tron blocked the attack with his forearm. Syrus landed, then tried to launch a small attack of his own, but Tron blocked them.
"AND WE HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE BATTLE RIGHT FROM THE GET-GO!! SYRUS IS USING HIS SMALL SIZE AND AGILITY TO HIS ADVANTAGE, BUT TRON DOESN'T SEEM TO BE LETTING UP!" the MC said.
"Hahahahahaha!! You're pretty strong, junior! Those tiny little arms pack quite a punch!" Tron laughed. He quickly punched Syrus in the chest. Syrus fell back, holding his chest with his right arm, groaning. "But you're no fighter. You only know how to fight with cards… pieces of paper on some kind of machine. Do you really expect to beat me?"
Syrus waited. This was his opening! He quickly ran over and punched Tron in the face. "Ever here of playing possum, chips for brains?!" he laughed.
"AGH! THAT was low!" Tron said. He charged at Syrus and began an assault on his own. Sy was barely able to block all of Tron's attacks. He felt himself being backed into the edge of the ring. He crossed his arms over his face, which was one of the biggest mistakes a fighter could ever do. Tron noticed this, and threw a hard punch to Syrus' stomach. Syrus dropped to the ground, holding his stomach.
"Soccer anyone?" Tron laughed.
He kicked Syrus, hard, sending him tumbling for a few seconds towards the edge of the ring.
"SYRUS IS DOWN!! AFTER A HARD SHOT TO THE MID SECTION, YOUNG TRUESDALE SEEMS TO HAVE HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM… I'LL START THE COUNT…"
"Aww, who am I kidding? I'm not a fighter. I never should have done this! Now our team is gonna get it's first loss…" Syrus thought.
"Don't ever give up, Syrus."
"Huh?" Syrus thought. He turned his head a little bit to see his team shouting words of encouragement to him. Then he saw Zane, who continued to watch in his serious manner.
"Zane wouldn't give up… and I shouldn't either…"
Suddenly, Tron stomped down on Syrus' stomach. Poor Sy screamed as Tron's foot came down hard. Tron began to stomp on him repeatedly.
"OH WOW!! TRON'S FIGHTING DIRTY FOLKS!! IT SEEMS HE'S THE TYPE TO KICK A MAN WHILE HE'S DOWN!! AND UNFORTUNTELY FOR SYRUS, THIS MOVE IS LEGAL!"
"Stupid little virus!! JUST ERASE ALREADY!!" Tron said as he stomped the life out of Syrus.
Syrus threw his arm into the air and fired what looked like a small version of Expressroid. The train hit Tron directly in the face, resulting in a small explosion and sent him stumbling backwards a couple of steps.
Syrus slowly climbed to his feet and began to pant.
"FOLKS, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I WOULD SAY THAT SYRUS JUST THREW WHAT LOOKED LIKE AN EXPLODING TRAIN AT TRON! THIS STRANGE TURN OF EVENTS JUST BOUGHT SYRUS SOME TIME TO STRATEGIZE!"
"Of course… the powers of Super Vehicroid Stealth Union!" Syrus thought. Tron ran at him, angered. Syrus jumped up into the air as Tron threw a punch at him. Syrus floated up top, and smiled.
"You cant hit me while I'm up here, you obsolete piece of shit!" Syrus taunted.
"Oh no?" Tron said.
He held out his hand, and his trademark Identity Disk formed in it. Without wasting a moment, Tron threw it at Syrus.
"WHOA!" He screamed as he nimbly evaded the disk.
Tron began to move his arms around.
"What's he doing?" Syrus said to himself. He didn't know it, but the disk curved and flew rapidly at Syrus. It hit the un suspecting Sy in the back and sent him plummeting down towards the ground. Tron took this as an opportunity and waited for Syrus to get a little closer. He jumped up and jump kicked him. At the last second, Syrus spreaded his arms and pulled up, just missing Tron's foot.
Syrus flew around the ring with his arms out, dodging the numerous Identity Disks that Tron threw at him.
"LOOK AT ME!! I'M PETER PAN!!" Syrus laughed.
In the stands, Peter Pan flipped Syrus off. "YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE ME, YOU RIP OFF LITTLE BITCH!!" he shouted. Wendy stood up a little and put her hand on Peter's shoulder and forced him to sit down.
"Would you behave?!" she said.
Syrus began to fire back by firing small versions of Truckroid, Expressroid, Drillroid, and Stealthroid at Tron. Explosions were everywhere as the tiny vehecroids and Identity Disks collided with one another. Through the smoke, Syrus flew threw and punched Tron in the face! he then flew under his legs and floated up and punched him in the back, followed by a swift kick in Tron's rear end.
"SYRUS IS ON FIRE!! HE'S REALLY TAKING THE FIGHT TO TRON THIS TIME!!"
"Didn't I tell you I was gonna break my foot off in your ass, you giga-bitch!?" Syrus taunted.
Tron turned around and pointed at Syrus, then sent out a wave of electricity at Syrus. He screamed as millions and millions of volts entered his body. It brought Syrus down to the ground. Once Syrus hit the ground. Tron picked him up off the ground by his yellow blazer and began to punch poor Sy in the face. his small glasses flew off and slide a few feet across the ground. Tron slammed Syrus on the ground and started to stomp on him again.
"I am threw wasting my time with you, little virus. It's time to just finish you off, right here, right now!" Tron said. He looked out the corner of his eyes to see Syrus' glasses laying on the ground. He walked over and picked them up, then walked back over to the fallen Syrus.
"Oh what's this? Your little pussy glasses? Well I'll just go on and take care of this shit first." He dropped the glasses on the ground, then stomped on them, resulting in a small shattering sound.
Syrus' eyes darted open. He looked over, then dragged himself over to where his glasses once laid. Through his blurry vision, he could see tiny shards of glass and bent metal: the remains of his glasses.
"You broke my glasses…" Syrus said, in a quiet, shocked tone.
"Yeah? And?" Tron said.
Syrus rose to his feet with rage in his eyes. "YOU BROKE MY GLASSES!!" Syrus' shout echoed throughout the arena.
Jaden smiled, then covered his mouth. "Computer bitch is in trouble now!" he said.
"Uh huh… you don't touch Sy's glasses… EVER." Alexis said.
Syrus charged at Tron, running as fast as he could, then threw his body into him, head first. The impact caused Tron to fly backwards. You could see it in his face that Syrus did some damage as he plowed his head into his stomach. Syrus then began to unleash a flurry of punches in Tron's face.
"OH MY GOODNESS!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SYRUS HAS NOW ENTERED RAGE MODE!! HE'S BEATING TRON LIKE HE OWNS HIM MONEY!! I DON'T THINK THERE'S NO STOPPING SY WHEN HE GETS LIKE THIS!!"
Mickey Mouse watched the scene with his arms crossed. "That little guy's got some moves."
Syrus grabbed Tron's leg, and lifted him up off the ground with it, then brought him down hard to the arena! He repeated the process, slamming him off different directions of the ring. "HEY CYBER ASS!! YOU EVER PLAY SUPER MARIO 64?!" Syrus then grabbed Tron's other leg, then began to spin around.
"HOLY TOLEDO!! NOW SYRUS IS SPINNING TRON AROUND LIKE HE'S MARIO AND TRON IS BOWSER!! IT LOOKS LIKE COMPUTER GUARDIANS ARE GONNA FLY, FOLKS!!" MC Shortstop Clue then turned to the audience that was behind him. "Hey… do any of you guys know what Mario says when he throws Bowser in that game? It sounds like he's saying, 'tadokie, Bowser!!'" The people in the audience shrugged their shoulders.
Once Syrus was in full spin, he let Tron go! "TADOKIE, TRON!!" he shouted.
Tron flew at full speed towards his team mates. They all screamed and ducked as he flew past and crashed head first into the barrier that protected the audience. Tron then hit the ground, unconscious.
MC Shortstop Clue ran into the ring and held up Syrus' arm. "THE WINNER, AS A RESULT OF RING OUT, SYRUS TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUESDALE!!"
The crowd blew up with applauds and cheers as Syrus was announced the winner. Syrus threw his fist up into the air. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!! I DID IT, GUYS!!" He said happily. The crowd began to cheer, "SY-RUS!! SY-RUS!! SY-RUS!!"
Team GX cheered and celebrated as they looked up at the large scoreboard and saw a 1 appear under their team's name.
"Hey… can you help me over to my team mates? Since that floppy disk fucker broke my glasses?" Syrus asked the MC.
"Of course!" The MC said. He walked Syrus over to his teammates and down the stairs of the ring. They all ran over to congratulate Syrus.
"GOOD FIGHT, SY!!" Jesse said.
"Yeah, you were so awesome!" Blair said.
"Thanks guys!" Syrus said as he put his hand behind his head and grinned. "I thought I was going to lose at a couple points in that match!"
"But you didn't." Zane said. He put his hand on his little brother's shoulder. "You kept your cool and strategically won the match. That is the way of a true duelist."
"But big bro… I didn't keep my cool… I lost my temper… I wanted to break the fucker's jaw." Syrus said.
"Well you won. That's all that matters." Zane said.
"Here's your extra pair of glasses, soldier!" Hassleberry said as he pulled out an extra pair of glasses from one of his pants pockets.
"Thanks Hassleberry!" Syrus said as he put them on. Syrus opened his eyes to see Jaden standing in front of them smiling. The two of them slapped five.
"Good fight, Sy ol' buddy!! Way to kick ass for the team!!" Jaden said.
"Thanks Jay!" Syrus said.
Jaden then turned his attention to Mickey Mouse on the other side of the arena. "HEY!! SATELLITE EARS?! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ACTION?!" He then proceeded to doing a little dance, then did Michael Jackson's Moonwalk, then spun around and did his trademark victory pose at Mickey. "AND THAT'S GAME, FUCK FACE!!"
Mickey didn't say anything. He just stood there with his arms crossed. "Congratulations on your first win, Team GX. I haven't the heart to tell you that that was just the warm up match… bitches."
MC Shortstop Clue brought his hand up again. "AND WITH THAT, WE ARE READY TO START THE NEXT MATCH!! WOULD BOTH TEAMS, PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERS!!"
Team GX began to talk, then Bastion stepped up. "It is time to show that brains will always prevail over brawn!" As he walked up the steps and into the ring, he inserted Valkyrion the Magna Warrior into his Bio-Band.
"REPRESENTING TEAM GX IN MATCH 2, WE HAVE THE BEST DUELIST IN RA YELLOW!! HE'S A HIGHLY ANALYTIC, MATHEMATICAL WHIZ, AND IS CONSIDERED TO BE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF JADEN!! HES BEEN KNOWN TO COVER HIS WALLS WITH MATH EQUASIONS… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… GIVE IT UP FOR… oh crap… I spilled my soda on my cue cards… shit…what's that say… oh… GIVE IT UP FOR… BASTARD MISAWA!!"
Bastion suddenly did the anime fall-to-the-ground as the audience, as well as both teams began to blow up with laughter. He got up in a very angry manner. "TION!! BAS-TION MISAWA!! God dammit!!"
"HEY!! GOOD LUCK OUT THERE, BASTARD!!" Jaden laughed.
"KISS MY ASS!" Bastion shouted back. He then turned towards Team Disney. "Bring your worse!! I'll take fucker you can throw at me! Take your best shot!!"
Suddenly, a large muscle bound gladiator stepped into the ring, wearing a brown warriors clothing, and a belt with the mark of Olympus on the center. Hercules stepped into the ring with his sights set on Bastion.
"Ooooohhh, SHIT." Bastion said as he turned pale.
"AND REPRESENTING TEAM DISNEY, IS THE LEGENDARY HERO WHO IS THE SON OF THE GODS ZEUS AND HERA!! HE'S A DEMI GOD RAISED BY MORTALS AND TRAINED BY THE TRAINER OF HEROS, PHILOCTETES!! HE WENT FROM ZERO TO HERO IN 1997… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LETS HAVE A ROUND OF SOUND FOR THE GREAT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRCULESSSSSS!!"
The crowds began to cheer as Bastion and Hercules stared each other down. Herc suddenly turned to the audience and called out to Phil. "HEY PHIL!! LOOK AT THE WUSS THEY GOT ME UP AGAINST!! WHAT A SISSY, RIGHT?!"
Phil, sitting next to Megara and Pegasus, stood up in his chair. "HE'S NOT FIT ENOUGH TO HOLD YOUR JOCK STRAP, HERC!! KICK HIS ASS!!"
Herc turned back to Bastion. "I'm gonna snap you like the yellow piece of shit that you are!"
"Brains over brawn, my muscle headed friend! Brains over brawn!" Bastion said back.
MC Shortstop Clue raised his hand as he backed out of the ring and brought it down. "FIGHT!!"
Hercules got into a fighting position. "I cant believe they sent a bunch of kids out to fight us! Hey string bean! How old are you, like 10?"
Bastion also got into a fighting position. "For your information, I'm 16! And I happen to be very smart for my age…" Bastion suddenly broke out into a dash towards Hercules. "Time to see if these Bio-Bands live up to their hype!"
Hercules laughed and stood there with his chest firm. He slapped it a couple times, taunting Bastion.
"TAAAAAAAAAAKE THIS!!" Bastion shouted as he threw a punch. He hit Herc point blank in the chest. Herc stumbled back a couple steps and grabbed his chest. "HOLY SHIT!! I ACTUALLY FELT THAT!" he screamed.
Without wasting another moment, Bastion ran in for another punch, but a gold aura suddenly surrounded Herc. Bastion punched him in the same spot as hard as he could, but the result was different.
"OH GOD DAMN!!" Bastion shouted. he jumped back and held his hand. It felt like he punched a sheet of metal. He shook it off, thanking his lucky stars for his Bio-Band. If it wasn't for Valkyrion's power, that would have surely broken Bastion's hand. Instead, it was temporarily numb.
Hercules ran in and threw a punch of his own, but Bastion was ready. He blocked it with his arms, but it sent him flying backwards. Herc was definitely strong!
"Well… he most certainly lives up to his reputation… he's very powerful! Well… it looks like I'll have to out brain him…" Bastion looked up at Hercules, who was walking toward him. "And for this oversized gorilla, that shouldn't be too much of a problem."
"I'm gonna squash you like those bugs in A Bug's Life, you little bastard you!" Hercules taunted.
Bastion quickly jumped up and reached into his jacket pocket. He pulled out a handful of powder and threw it into Herc's eyes!
"AAAAAHHHHH!! SWEET MOTHER OF ZEUS!! MY EYES!! MY FUCKIN EYES!!" Herc screamed.
"CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGE!!" Bastion shouted.
MC Shortstop Clue ran to the edge of the ring. "AND BASTION THREW SOME KIND OF POWDER INTO HERC'S EYES!! THAT KIND OF DIRTY FIGHTING COULD ONLY BE SEEN HERE AT THE ATHENA COLISUEM!! BASTION HAS GOTTEN THE UPPER HAND! HERC IS RUNNING WILD!!"
Hercules was running around, swinging blindly with one hand and wiping his face with the other. Bastion hopped around lightly, trying not to make any sound as he approached Hercules.
Atticus blinked his eyes. "What the fuck is Bastion doing?" he asked.
"He's trying to go in for an attack without having Hercules hear him." Zane said.
"He'd better act fast. It looks like Hercules is regaining his composure." Aster said, standing next to Zane with his arms crossed.
Bastion jumped on Hercules and locked his head with his arm, then started punching him in the head. The audience counted each time Bastion hit him in the head.
Hercules began to regain his sights and could feel Bastion punching him. It felt like someone dropping stones on his head. He used his super human strength to break the hold Bastion had on his head, then grabbed his arms and flung him over his shoulders, slamming him down to the arena ground. The impact caused a small crater around Bastion. Hercules then jumped up and dropped his elbow down on Bastion's stomach.
"AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!" Bastion shouted.
"OOOHHHH, MY GOD!!" The MC shouted. "I SURE HOPE WHATEVER BASTION ATE THIS MORNING DOESN'T ERUPT FROM HIS MOUTH AFTER THAT SHOT!!"
Bastion began to wheeze. Hercules lifted up Bastion and threw him into the air, then punched him upwards. He repeated this process as the crowd began to cheer!
"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, FOLKS… HERCULES IS VOLLEYING BASTION UP INTO THE AIR LIKE… A VOLLEYBALL!" The MC said
"This doesn't look good… Bastion is taking a beating out there!" Syrus said.
"I knew that geek wouldn't have what it takes to beat someone like that." Chazz said.
"Don't talk like that, yo!" Axel said. "That's our team mate out here! We gotta show him some love so he can come back!"
"He's right!" Jim said. "COME ON, BASTION!! YOU CAN DO IT BABY!!"
The rest of Team GX began to shout words of encouragement towards Bastion. His eyes shot open as he was high enough into the air.
"They DO care about me!" he smiled. He quickly held out his hand and Valkyrion's sword appeared in it. As soon as Bastion began his decent down toward's Herc's fist, he quickly turned over so that he was face down.
"TAKE THIS HERCU-BITCH!!" Once he got close enough, he hit Hercules in the head with the hilt of the sword as hard as he could.
"AAHH!! DAMN!!" Herc said as he held his head.
Bastion landed on his feet, then stumbled back a little. He regained his momentum, then charged at Herc with his sword.
Hercules quickly reached into his belt and pulled out his sword, then charged at Bastion! At the same time, they both swung their swords and collided, resulting in a count of clinging metal that rang throughout the arena. The audience began to go wild with cheers as the two of them exchanged blows from their swords.
"You're very persistant!!" Herc said to Bastion. "But I've been training way back when you were still swimming around in your father's nutsack!!"
Hercules swung his sword hard and hit Bastion's, knocking it out of his hands! Bastion gasped as he watched his sword spinning further and further out of this sight.
Hercules then kicked Bastion in the side, sending him sliding across the ring. He was able to catch himself just before going over the edge.
"Ok… that's it… I knew I wouldn't be able to be him with strength… but my plan worked… hold out long enough to tire him out…" Bastion thought. However, Herc didn't look tired. He looked annoyed.
"Look Bastard. You cant beat me. Why don't you just stay down or walk your scrawny ass out this ring and make it easier on yourself?" Herc said.
"HELL YEAH, HERC!! TELL HIM LIKE IT IS, BABY!!" Meg shouted.
Bastion slowly climbed to his feet, then reached into his other blazer pocket and pulled out a handful of what looked like ball bearings.
Hercules charged at him with his head lowered, attempting to ram Bastion with his head. Bastion then threw the ball bearings and they rolled all over the ring.
Herc stopped in his tracks. "What the fuck?!" he said.
Suddenly, fog began to pour from out of the ball bearings! It wasn't long before the entire ring was covered in a thick, dense fog.
MC Shortstop Clue looked around the ring, raising his shades from his eyes. "FOLKS, I'M NOT SO SURE AS TO WHAT HAPPENED, BUT IT APPEARS BASTION HAS ENGULFED THE RING IN A THICK FOG! I CANT TELL WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE!"
The audience began to look around, trying to see through the fog.
Jaden blinked his eyes, as even HE couldn't see what was going on. "Bastion… what are you up to, man?" He thought. "There's no way those little ass things could hold that much smoke."
Back inside the foggy ring, Hercules looked around, angered. He looked down and noticed that he couldn't even see his feet. "WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!" he shouted. "BASTARD?! BASTARD!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
"Over here… JERKULES!!"
Herc quickly looked behind him as he noticed a silhouette of Bastion.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU COCK SUCKER!!" Herc shouted. he ran at Bastion and threw a hard punch, but Bsation quickly avoided it. "GRRRR… STAND STILL YOU LITTLE BITCH!!"
"I AM standing still, Jerkules."
Herc looked to his right to see another silhouette of Bastion through the fog. He charged at it again, but once again, Bastion avoided him.
"AAAAAAHHHH!! IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!" Herc shouted. He saw another silhouette of Bastion and wasted no time charging at him. He ran so fast that his feet looked like the wheels of a train. He held his head out, making it very clear that he was gonna use that thick skull of his to plow right through Bastion!
Bastion had no time to react. Hercules, however ran right through him! He then landed on his feet. "What the… What the fuck happened?!" Herc asked. It was then that he looked at the silhouette and noticed that it stood a lot higher than it was before. The fog began to lift. As the ring began to come clear into view, it was also clear to Herc what had happened.
"Oh SHIT!!" he shouted.
He noticed that he was standing OUTSIDE the ring, right next to MC Shortstop Clue. The two of them looked at each other for a few seconds.
"…RING OUT!!" The MC said.
Herc gave Bastion an angered look. Bastion, with a huge grin on his face, tapped a small camera-like object on his belt buckle. "Holographic projection."
The MC quickly ran into the ring and held up Bastion's arm. "THE WINNER, AS A RESULT OF RING OUT… BASTARD MISAWA!!"
Bastion once again did the anime fall-to-the-ground as the audience and Team GX began to laugh out loud.
"BASTION MISAWA, GOD DAMMIT!!" He shouted at the MC. He began to grumble as he walked back towards his teammates. "… no respect… I don't get no respect…"
Team GX all came to congratulate Bastion on his victory.
"GOOD STUFF, BASTARD!" Alexis said.
"Yeah, way to go, you goofy bastard!" Chazz laughed.
"That was awesome how you tricked Hercules!" Syrus said.
"Now we're 2-0!! WOO HOO!!" Jesse cheered
"You're a cleaver Bastard, you know that?" Zane said.
Bastion shook his head. "…I'm going to the showers…" he groaned.
Hercules walked back to his teammates shaking his head. "Beaten by a damn kid… Phil is NOT gonna let me live this down…"
Phil picked up his drink and threw it across the arena. "BULLSHIT!! THAT MATCH WAS BUUUUUULLLLSHIT!! IT WAS FIXED!!" He then plopped down in his seat and crossed his arms. "That fuckin Hercules! He's gonna run a thousand laps around the island when I get his big ass home!!"
Meg also sat back in her chair with her arms crossed. "Damn straight Phil!! And he's out his damn mind if he think's he's gonna hit this tonight!! Losing to that fuckin' bastard!" she then stood up in her chair. "YOU HEAR THAT, WONDERBOY?! AINT NO WAY YOU GONNA HIT THIS TONIGHT!!" she then turned around and slapped her ass, causing the males in the audience to cheer like crazy.
MC Shortstop Clue walked into the ring. "THE TOURNAMENT IS JUST STARTING AND ALREADY WE'VE HAD TWO HEARTSTOPPING MATCHES!! LETS SAY WE GET STARTED WITH ROUND THREE!! WOULD BOTH TEAMS, PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERS!!"
Chazz stepped into the ring and inserted VWXYZ Dragon Catapult into his Bio-Band. As he began to walk into the ring, his teammates began to give cheers of encouragement.
Atticus looked over at Alexis. "You're actually cheering for Chazz, sissy?" he asked.
"I'm cheering that he get's a royal ass cleaning before he wins!" Alexis said with a smile.
"OOOHHH!" Atticus said.
Chazz snapped his fingers, and suddenly, over the loudspeakers, something no one expected happened.
"IF YA SMEEEEEEELL… WHAT THE CHAZZ… IS COOKIN'!!"
The Rock's theme began to play, but instead of him saying, "The Rock says…" it was dubbed with Chazz's voice saying, "The Chazz says…" Chazz began to walk to the ring as his theme song played. As expected, all of Team GX was dumbfounded.
Alexis slapped herself on the forehead.
Jaden had his shocked boxy eyes and mouth look. "I'm not gonna even dignify this with a fuckin' response…"
On Team Disney, Tarzan swung into the ring from a vine that was mysteriously connected to the ceiling of the coliseum. He let go of the vine and landed into the ring. Chazz shook his head as he watched Tarzan beat on his chest in a Donkey Kong like manner.
"This muthafucker is about to get Chazz-ed!" he said.
The two fighters walked into the ring and Chazz pointed at him. "HEY BITCH!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO CHAZZ IT UP, BECAUSE THE CHAZZ SAYS YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A HIGH DEFINITION, GOVERNMENT APPROVED, FIRST CLASS, GRADE A CHAZZ-ING!!"
Tarzan returned the comment with sounds of gorilla noises.
A sweat drop dropped down behind the MC's head. "Ok… I've never heard someone say their damn name so many times in a span of a minute… ANYWAYS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ON MY RIGHT, WE HAVE THE ONCE OBELISK BLUE TURNED SLIFER RED WUNDERKIND, ONE OF DUEL ACADEMY'S ELITE DUELISTS AND OBVIOUSLY REFERS TO HIMSELF AS, 'THE CHAZZ', AND IS CONSTANTLY SEEN HARASSING AND GETTING HIS ASS WHOOPED BY ALEXIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR CHAZZ 'DA CHAZZ MAN' PRINNNCCCEEETOOOOOON!!"
The crowd went crazy with applauds as Chazz threw his fist into the air. Alexis shook her head in disbelief. "How the FUCK did he get The MC to call him that?!"
"AND TO MY LEFT, HE SWUNG ONTO THE SCENE IN 1999, RAISED BY A PACK OF GORILLAS SINCE INFANCY, HE'S ONLY LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH TIL RECENTLY, THE REAL KING OF THE JUNGLE (no offense, Simba) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR TAAAAAAARRZAAAAAAAAAAANN!!"
The crowd once again blew up with applauds. The MC backed out of the ring once again as Chazz and Tarzan got into fighting stances. He held up his hand and brought it down. "FIGHT!!"
The two of them ran at each other, and the exchanging of punches, kicks, and insults (from Chazz) began to fly. The audience watched and cheered at Chazz and Tarzan had an all out slugfest. They then got into a grapple, with Chazz still flinging insults, and Tarzan returning them with grunts and gorilla noises.
His gorilla family in the stands cheered and grunted like crazy, cheering Tarzan on. Kerchek and Terk could be seen in the stands as well.
Tarzan, using his jungle strength, was able to lift Chazz into the the air and throw him. As he flew, he pointed his hands like gun, where his index finger was extended and thumb was pointed up and pointed them at Tarzan. "Bang!"
Chazz, using the powers of VWXYZ Dragon Catapult, began to fire missles at Tarzan. But the man-beast proved to be an admirable adversary as he jumped and somersaulted around the arena, dodging each shot. Chazz landed just next to the edge of the ring, then charged at Tarzan and jump kicked him in the face. Tarzan rolled backwards a few feet and quickly jumped back to attention. He mysteriously pulled out his spear, and threw it at Chazz. Our favorite arrogant duelist just barely had time to react, barely dodging the oncoming weapon. However, this is what Tarzan anticipated.
"NICE TRY YOU MONKEY BITCH!! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT IF YOU HOPE TO BEAT THE CHAZZ!!" Chazz shouted at him.
Tarzan grinned and shook his head.
"WHAT, YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY?! NOW I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND REALLY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN GORILLA!!" Chazz ran at Tarzan, but was suddenly jerked back and dropped to the ground.
"AAAHHHH!! WHAT THE FUCK!?" he shouted. he turned around and saw that the spear had penetrated his jacket, digging it deep into the ring's surface.
"SON OF A FUCK?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COSTS?!" Chazz shouted as he desperately tugged on his jacket.
"IT LOOKS LIKE CHAZZ IS IN TROUBLE, FOLKS!! WE THOUGHT THAT TARZAN WAS GONNA PIERCE CHAZZ RIGHT THROUGH THE CHEST, BUT IN ACUTALITY, HE USED HIS CLOTHING TO PUSH CHAZZ INTO A CORNER!!"
Suddenly, the hole in the arena opened, and a large banana dropped out of it. Tarzan ran forward, jumped up, and caught it. Then turned to Chazz.
He was finally able to free his Jacket, then he turned to Tarzan, who was holding the large fruit over his head.
"HAHAHAHA!! LOOK!! MONKEY BOY HAS A BANANA!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?! THROW IT AT ME?!" Chazz laughed.
Tarzan grinned and nodded, then threw the large fruit at Chazz. The banana suddenly opened up and swallowed him, only exposing his legs. Chazz fell to the ground, cussing like a madman.
"INTRESTING!! THE FIRST WEAPON TO FALL FROM THE WEAPONS HOLD IS A BANANA BOMB!! TARZAN USED IT TO TRAP CHAZZ INSIDE, AND TEAM GX HAS GOT THEMSELVES ONE STUNNED DUELIST!!" The MC said.
Chazz comically rolled around on the ground with his legs kicking around every which direction. The audience, and Mickey Mouse was seen laughing.
Alexis slapped her forehead again. "Chazz you fuckin' moron!! If you knew he was going to throw it at you, why the FUCK didn't you DODGE it?!"
Jesse was on the ground laughing too! Zane looked down at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?" he asked. Zane made it very clear that he didn't find the scene as humorous as everybody else.
"HEY, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, ZANE!! THAT SHIT IS FUNNY!!" Jesse said, picking himself up.
Back in the ring, the banana finally exploded, covering the entire ring with squished banana and pieces of banana peels. Chazz was covered in most of it.
"Oh HELL no!! BITCH, NOT ONLY AM I GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS UP, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY TWO CENT HOE AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR MY FUCKIN' DRY CLEANING!!" shouted an angry Chazz. "PREPARE FOR A WORLD CLASS CHAZZ-ING!!"
Chazz got up, took a step, and fell back down. "Ow! What the shit?" He finally realized that the whole ring was covered in banana trash. Tarzan seemed to have no problem walking on the banana peels and smashed insides, as he calmly strutted over and started whaling on Chazz. The force of the attacks sent Chazz sliding back across the ring. He tried to get up, but comically fell back down.
Jaden had finally had enough. "CHAZZ YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!! USE YOUR BIO BAND!!" he shouted.
"MY MAMA'S A MAN?! YOU TALKIN' SMACK, BITCH!?" Chazz shouted back at Jaden.
"BIO BAND, DAMMIT!! BIO BAND!!" Jaden shouted back.
"Oooohh… OOOHH!!" Chazz said.
Tarzan ran over to Chazz to finish the job, when Chazz suddenly took flight again at the last second and delivered a double kick straight to Tarzan's stomach. The impact sent the wild man flying backwards, and thanks to the banana droppings on the ground, straight out of the ring!
"RING OUT!!" The MC shouted. "Aint no way im stepping into that ring… get that banana crap my fuckin' 500 suit…" He thought. "THE WINNER, AS A RESULT OF RING OUT… CHAZZ 'DA CHAZZ MAN' PRINCETON!!"
The audience cheered as they chanted Chazz's name. Chazz suddenly pulled out a microphone of his own. "OH NO, YOU ALL KNOW THE CHEER!! CHAZZ… IT… UP!! AND FOR YOU FANS OF THE JAPANESE VERSION, ONE, TEN, HUNDRED, THOUSAND, MANJOUME THUNDER!!"
Half of the crowd chanted, "CHAZZ IT UP!! CHAZZ IT UP!! CHAZZ IT UP!!" including Team GX, sans Jaden, Alexis, and Zane. The other half of the crowd chanted, "THE THUNDER!! THE THUNDER!! MANJOUME THUNDER!!"
Chazz threw his fist into the air, then turned to walk back towards his teammates, when he suddenly slipped on yet ANOTHER banana peel and slid the whole way back to his teammates. He landed right in front of Alexis, STILL covered in squished bananas and peels.
"Hey Lexi… how bout a victory kiss for your man?!" Chazz said, looking up at her.
Alexis growled, then kicked Chazz as hard as she could. Chazz slid towards Jaden this time. He got up and began to pick off the pieces of banana. He looked at Jaden. "uh… little help?"
Jaden stared at Chazz in disgust. "Man, I ain't touchin' that shit!"
The MC got everyone's attention once again. "AND WITH THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ENDS ROUND ONE!! WITH TEAM GX TRAILING AHEAD, BEATING TEAM DISNEY 3 TO 0!! TEAM GX IS ON FIRE FOLKS!! WE WILL NOW TAKE A 30 MINUTES INTERMISSION TO GIVE OUR FIGHTERS SOME TIME TO RE-ENERGIZE AND STRATEGIZE!! SO IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE VISIT OUR CONCESSIONS STAND TO SATISFY THOSE CRAVINGS YOU ALL WORKED UP WATCHING THOSE RED HOT BATTLES!! WE'LL SEE YOU IN THIRTY!!"
Chancellor Sheppard stood up. "COME ON!! LETS GO SEE THEM!!" He lead everyone sitting with him back to the GX locker room.
MC Shortstop Clue then left the arena and both Teams went back to their respective locker rooms. A majority of the audience began to run towards the concession stands that surrounded the coliseum.
X X X X X
The Athena-tron, a large jumbo tron monitor, turned on. It was off for a little while after showing the three matches that took place moments ago. It showed the backstage, where a female reporter for the coliseum, wore the same suit as MC Shortstop Clue (Only difference was, instead of wearing pants, she wore a short skirt and high heels) with the same AC logo on her jacket.
"Are we rolling?" She asked. She was told by someone off camera that they were. She smiled and talked into the microphone. "Hello there, fight fans!! This is Jessica Jones (or JJ), reporting live from outside Team Disney's locker room! We are hoping to get some words from Team Disney, who has just suffered 3 losses in a row! Ok! Here we go!" Jessica turned and knocked on the door. Mickey Mouse, with a cheerful look on his face, opened the door.
"Oh! Hello there!" he said.
"Mr. Mouse! How are you!? I've loved you since I could remember! I'm Jessica Jones, reporter/interviewer for the Athena Coliseum! I was hoping to get a few words from you?" JJ said.
"Oh definitely! Come in! come in!" Mickey said as he opened the door wide enough for JJ and her camera crew to come inside.
The rest of Team Disney were doing random activities and preparing for the next round. The cameras focused on JJ and Mickey.
"Now, Mr. Mouse…"
"Please… call me Mickey!"
"Hehehe! Ok! Now Mickey, as we all know, your team has suffered three straight losses to Team GX… what do you think about this?"
"Well, Jessica, I just want our fans, and everyone else around the world to know that Round One was just the warm up match. We did this to purposely check out how well Team GX fights, and I must say, I am NOT impressed. They won by luck and luck alone. It seems they can only fight with cards. Take those away from them, and well… they aren't very good with fisticuffs."
"I see! So will our audience expect to see something different in Round 2?"
"Definitely ! Team GX has NO idea what we are capable of! It's time for the kiddy gloves to come off, as the saying goes! Haha!"
"Big words from a big star! Mickey! Thank you SO much for your time!"
"Hey, no problem! You're doing a great job, Jessica!"
"EEEEEE!! Ha-za!!" JJ said. She turned to the cameras and passed the mic under her chin. The cameras then faded to black.
The screen then faded back in with Jessica and her camera crew outside the locker room of Team GX.
"Jessica Jones standing in front of the locker room of Team GX, where we hope to get some insight of their three straight wins!" JJ then turned to someone off camera. "Be ready to edit some of this footage. These people like to cuss."
Jessica knocked on the door, but there was no answer. She knocked again, and still no answer. She then noticed that the door was cracked. She walked inside, followed by her camera crew to see Team GX in celebration mode! They were celebrating their three straight wins over Team Disney! Atticus was seen shaking a bottle of apple cider and popping the cork, spraying it all over Alexis, Jasmine, and Mindy. She walked up to Jaden, who was laughing and talking with Jesse, Syrus, and Hassleberry.
"Mr. Yuki! Mr. Yuki!" Jessica said. Jaden turned around.
"Call me Jaden!" he responded.
"Ok! Jaden! As we all know, your team has achieved three straight wins, pushing you WAY ahead of Team Disney! Any comments?"
"Well, I'm going to be honest with you… Jessica, right? We KNEW we were going to win this! Team Disney's got NOTHING on us!"
"Now I just left the locker room of Team Disney, and Mickey Mouse just said that Round 1 was just the warm up match, and you guys haven't seen anything yet! Any response to that?"
Jaden then gave his trademark pose to the camera. "Yo Mickey!! I know you're watching this!! YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!! YOU HEAR ME!! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN TO CHINA TOWN!!"
Chazz's face suddenly appeared in the camera blocking Jaden, and shouted, "DOWN TO THE GROUND, BABY!!"
Jaden ran over and shoved Chazz out of the way. "MOVE GOD (BEEP!)!! I'M STILL (BEEP!) TALKING!!"
Chazz got up off the ground. "(BEEP!) YOU, YOU SON OF A (BEEP!)!!"
Jaden made a shocked face. "WHAT, (BEEP!)?!"
He then ran over and tackled Chazz, and the two of them rolled around on the ground, fighting.
"Uhhh…" Jessica said, watching the scene in bewilderment. She looked over as Vice Chancellor Bonaparte walked past the camera.
"Vice Chancellor!" Jessica called out.
Bonaparte stopped and turned around.
"How do you feel about your student's three straight wins?" she asked.
"Oh I couldn't be more proud of them! But I think we all know who REALLY gets all the credit! Me, missuer!! I was the one who booked the flight for us to get here! Were it not for me, well, we may have had to forfeit!" Bonaparte responded.
"OH YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT!!" Crowler shouted as he ran to the other side of Jessica.
He grinned from ear to ear into the camera. "I was the one who booked that flight, so I was the one who is responsible for getting us all here!"
"OH YOU DIDN'T DO (BEEP!)!! ALL YOU DID WAS SIT ON YOUR SKINNY (BEEP!) AND EAT (BEEP!) CREPES ALL DAY (BEEP!)LONG!!" Bonaparte responded.
Crowler turned to his stumpy partner and went off. "NOW SEE HERE YOU (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) PIECE OF (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) SUCKING (BEEP!) (BEEP!)GOAT RIDING (BEEP!)MOTHER (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!)"
Bonaparte then went off. "HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER THAT WAY, YOU (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) SON OF A (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) SHEEP MOLESTING (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEP!)"
Jessica dropped her microphone on the ground and shook her head in annoyance. She kneeled down to pick it up and walked off the camera. "Ugh! Let's get the (BEEP!) out of here!!"
The tournament is off to a rip-roarin' start with Team GX winning their first three matches!! But is this just beginner's luck, or does Team Disney have some aces up their sleeves? Only one way to find out! Tune in next chapter!!