A/N: Had a bit of a party for Kakashi over at my lj this weekend, and these ficlets were the result. They were all written rather quickly and probably aren't that great, but they were fun to write anyway. :3
Title: Sakura VS. Icha Icha – Round 1
Pairings: KakaSaku, KakaIchaIcha
Warnings: mentions of oral sex and a slight obsession with smut xD

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"Sensei" The voice was low and teasing, a tone he'd most definitely not heard coming from her.

A finger hooked itself over the top of his book and pulled it down from his face, and Kakashi tried not to twitch at the interruption. The buildup had been killer, and Junko was finally about to score!

"Sakura," he said in a flat tone. "What can I do for you?"

She grinned mischievously as she stood before him and leaned over a little further, bringing her face closer to his. The action caused her partially unzipped top to expose the bindings holding her breasts, no doubt intentionally. "It's not what you can do for me, sensei. It's what can I do for you?"

His eye curved in a fake smile. "Really, now." She nodded exaggeratedly as she placed a knee on the sofa next to him, followed immediately by the other until she was straddling his thighs.

"It's your birthday after all." One hand slipped into his hair and tugged his head closer as she shifted her weight from one knee to the other in a pitifully choreographed attempt at getting comfortable.

"Most would just bring cake," he offered distractedly as he felt her other hand grasp his book and try to untangle it from his grip. "Or maybe a bottle of sake." Shaking free of the persistent hand, Kakashi held the book out to the side away from both of them and squinted to make out the words of the next sentence.

"Bah, that's boring, sensei." The fact that she kept emphasizing the old title was not lost on him. She hadn't been his subordinate in years. "'Sides, I already drank the sake, and now I'm ready for dessert." Sakura took his masked face in both her hands, forcing him to look at her, before pressing her lips into his. He flailed momentarily, and switched the book to his right hand so he could actually see it. He could probably get a whole paragraph read while Sakura was distracted! She pulled away a few seconds later, and Kakashi noted that he could smell the faint scent of sake on her. Surprisingly, he guessed she'd probably only had one or two.

"Um, but it is my birthday, like you said," he offered. "Aren't I the one who's supposed to eat the cake?" He tried to pull the book back up to his face, but she grabbed his wrist once again.

Leaning in closer, Sakura's breath was hot against his ear as she whispered, "I've got something you can eat, sensei."

And with that statement, Kakashi knew the exploits of Junko and the identical twins were going to have to wait for another day.