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Michael Jackson was pale

The day my power failed

And I went to see War of the Worlds.

Jessica Alba was there.

I didn't know or care,

Cause she played an invisible girl.

Then something went wrong,

Peter Jackson's King Kong,

It got caught in a digital jam.

And from a fiery depth,

It came from

The internet

And this is how the e-mail ran:

Utter fiction

Reality TV shows

Plastic surgeons

Fixed Ashley Simpson's nose

See Angelina fighting over

Brad with Jen

The Star Wars prequels

Reached their end

Whoa-oh-oh!

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I knew J.R.R Tolkien

Musta thought they were jokin'

When Elijah Wood took to the Shire.

And I really had fun

When Kirsten Dunst

Snog an upside-down Tobey Maguire.

Nicole Kidman said diamonds

Were her best friends.

Tom Cruise wasn't what he once was.

When V For Vendetta arrives,

Natalie Portman's archives

Show her head bearing nothing but fuzz

For an…

Utter fiction

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Plastic surgeons

Fixed Ashley Simpson's nose

See Angelina fighting over

Brad with Jen

The Star Wars prequels

Reached their end

Whoa-oh-oh!

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I wanna know

Whoa-oh-oh!

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With Sandra Oh,

Whoa-oh-oh!

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To cause a row,

Whoa-oh-oh!

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