A/N: Hello! The story's not quite over, I know. Consider this as a sort of… mid-season clip show. As you know my policy is 100 reviewsbloopers. These bloopers star Director Bob, Cameraman Leo and the wacky Assistant Director Steve. Hope you like 'em.

Chapter 1: A Family Story

Propose: Take 1

The two sat together at the restaurant, Raven in her best black dress and Beast Boy is an expensive tux. He gazed at her lovingly, much to her delight (though she didn't see show it).


"Mmm?" she asked her boyfriend, a twinkle in her eye.

"You know I love you, right?"

She nodded. "Of course."

He stood up, but before he could bend down he toppled over the table leg and into Raven's lap. Raven laughed wildly as Beast Boy's face was squished into a private area.

"Nice view down here," he mumbled.

"Hey Babe": Take 1

Raven carried Joan back downstairs, where she found Beast Boy in the kitchen fixing lunch.

"Hey babe."

Raven smirked at the comment and placed Joan on the floor, motioning for her to run along. She playfully jumped into Beast Boy's arms and began kissing him. The director moaned.

"Come on guys, we've been shooting for an hour and you're already like this? Stick to the script."

The assistant director shushed him and watched Beast Boy and Raven with wide eyes.

"Are you taping this, Leo?"

Playtime: Take 1

"Stop it, daddy, dat tickles!"

"Well, duh, it tickles!"

She giggled more. Raven watched the two play, smiling widely. Beast Boy was such a good daddy, and he loved their kids so much. It made her happy to watch them together, watch them find happiness in each other. She loved her husband, she loved her kids, she loved her family. Beast Boy finished playing with Joan and put her down. She started to run off but ran into the wall. She fell to the ground, unconscious. Beast Boy and Raven both gasped and ran to her.

"Beast Boy, did you give her alcohol again?"

"Of course not, Rae! Only rum cake!"

Chapter 2: A Mood Swing Story

Mood Swing: Take 1

"She's so cute. I hope we have a girl." He told her, smiling.

"What, you don't think Brandon is cute?" she asked, looking up at him just as Joan had done moments before.

"No. Obviously he isn't because he looks like you!"

Raven, eyes wide, smacked him playfully.

"Oh, mommy!" Joan said laughing, "You got sewved!"

Chapter 3: A Sandwich Story

Names: Take 1

"We have to name this baby, Beast Boy. What do you like for a girl?"

"It doesn't matter, does it? It's going to be a boy."

"Beast Boy, we agreed not to find out the sex until birth. How do you know?"

"It's in the script!"

Raven sighed as Beast Boy exploded in laughter at his own joke.

Names: Take 2

"We have to name this baby, Beast Boy. What do you like for a girl?"

"It doesn't matter, does it? It's going to be a boy."

"Beast Boy, we agreed not to find out the sex until birth. How do you know?"

"I just know, Rae. It's going to be a baby boy."

"If you're sure, dear. I think we should name him Garfield."

"But Raven, if the baby can change into a cat it would be green, not orange!"

Once again he laughed heartily. Raven raised an eyebrow.

Stairs: Take 1

"Auntie Rae-Rae?"

Everyone looked down. Walking into the living room was two-year old Annie. She had red hair and green eyes like her mother, and was currently wearing a cute little jean dress.

"Yes, dear, what is it?"

To the kids, the three non-parent titans were either Auntie Rae(-Rae), Uncle BB, Uncle Rob, Auntie Star, or Uncle Cy(borg).

"Where is Joan?"

"She's up in her room, honey."

Annie mumbled a "Thank you," before running up the stairs but just as she reached the top she tumbled back to the bottom. Robin ran to her and helped her up.

"Are you okay?"

"Do I look okay, you stupid man?"

Everyone laughed except Robin, who looked stunned at the 2-year-old's words.

Sandwich: Take 1

"You are so sweet. Now make me a sandwich."

Beast Boy rolled his eyes.

"What kind do you want, dear?"

"Hmm… Ooh, you know what would be so good right now, honey?"

"What is it this time? Roast Beef and Jelly?"

"No. I'd like a hunka burning love sandwich."

"I can do that."

Beast Boy wrapped his arms around her and they began kissing again. Leo and Steve watched them attentively before Director Bob pulled out the sink's extendable hose.

Chapter 4: A Performance Story

Failed Joke: Take 1

"Ladies and gentlemen… boy and girls."

He looked around as if searching for something.

"Um, hello? That was funny! Because there's only one boy. Haha?"

Suddenly everyone heard crickets chirping. They looked to see Cyborg with a tape recorder playing the noises. Everyone laughed but Beast Boy, who stuck out his tongue.

Chapter 5/6: A Party Story

Flashback: Take 1

This particular day, the happy couple and their 5 month old son were strolling down the street, going to look at a house that was for sale. Raven really wanted to move, as she thought it would be better for Brandon.

"Hey, Raven?" Beast Boy asked, "You know how this is a flashback?"

Raven sighed but nodded.

"Do you ever wonder how they ever managed to find another baby with purple hair to play Brandon?"

Raven reached down and pulled the wig off the baby to reveal… Stewie Griffin?

"World Domination!"

Rae-Rae: Take 1

"It's a girl, Rae-Rae."

"Only Sophia and Annie can call me Rae-R… you know what, screw that. I think it's hot."

Raven took Beast Boy's hand and dragged him up the stairs. Steve beamed.

"I think we can keep this in… Leo, bring the camera!"

The two ran up the stairs as Director Bob groaned.

Cake Mess: Take 1

"Rae…" said Beast Boy, laughing and pointing at Joan, "I think she might need a bath!"
Raven looked down at her daughter and held back laughter of her own. The girl was covered almost literally from head to toe in vanilla icing from her birthday cake. She giggled happily. Beast Boy dipped his finger into the icing and licked it.

"Mmmm… I think it tastes better that way!"

Chapter 7:A Baby Girl Story

Joan's Birth: Take 1

Surprisingly, the family found Cyborg in the hospital's waiting room. Little Sophia was in his lap, and Brandon immediately ran up to her.

"What are you doing here?" asked Beast Boy curiously.

"Star's in labor!" exclaimed Cyborg, "Two babies on the same day, maybe?"

"Yes, there will be, and they'll be named Joan Marie and Annie Lynn. Wow, I'm psychic!"

Cyborg laughed while Raven rolled her eyes.

Chapter 8: A Breakfast Story

Park: Take 1

The couple sat together on the bench at the local city park, watching their 3-year-old son play happily in the sandbox. Their daughter, little 6-month-old Joan, was at their feet on a blanket playing with her baby toys. Beast Boy draped his arm around Raven, who leaned her head gently onto his shoulder.

"Isn't she sweet?" asked Beast Boy, staring down at the little girl.

"Very," replied Raven happily.

At this moment, it began raining. Green started running down the baby's face as it got wet.

"You painted the baby green?" shrieked Raven as Steve laughed nervously.

The paint all washed away to reveal… STEWIE GRIFFEN?

"World domination!"

Out of Bed: Take 1

"Joan?" she asked, "Are you ready to get up, honey?"

Joan, giving only a short yawn, jumped up onto the top of her bed and… fell right off. She was once again knocked unconscious.

"You're lucky we're her parents or you would get your asses sued off!"

Beast Boy's Wakening: Take 1

"Ugh," Raven replied, "Take some clothes off!"

Beast Boy looked down at his green boxers and then back at Raven. Raven placed Joan down and ran into the bedroom. Beast Boy closed the door behind them. Joan looked confused at Director Bob.

"What are they doing in there?"

"Uh… taxes!"

Chapter 9: A Father-Son Story

Raven Comes Home: Take 1

"BEAST BOY!" he knew the voice instantly as his wife's, "YOU DESTROYED THE HOUSE! AND… WHAT THE HELL? YOU KILLED THE KIDS!"

Beast Boy chuckled nervously.

"Finally!" Raven exclaimed.

Beast Boy laughed as Raven wrapped her arms around him and jumped up so her legs were around him too. They began making out.

"Close up, Leo, close up!" shouted Steve.

In Bed: Take 1

"And during the movie, Brandon actually laughed, Rae! He laughed!"

"I know, honey," Raven said, sighing, "And I know it excites you, and I'm glad that he opened up! But I'm really tired."

"Too tired for…"

"'Course not!"

Beast Boy threw a blanket over the camera and Raven giggled.

Chapter 10: A Teen Pregnancy Story

First Sight: Take 1

"Raven… my daughters are never touching boys! Ever!"

"I'd just like to ignore my line for a second and comment… how come you never say anything about Brandon touching girls?"

"Because he's a boy! He should knock up a coupla girls before he's 20!"

Raven kicked Beast Boy in the crotch and he kneeled over in pain.

"You sexist pig."

Chapter 11: A Premie Story

Present: Take 1

Raven looked confused as he pulled a blue velvet box out of his back pocket and handed it to her. She opened the box slowly, gasping as its contents were revealed. Inside was a matching pure gold earrings, necklace, and tennis bracelet set. It sparkled brighter than anything she had ever seen.

"Oh my God, Beast Boy!" she exclaimed loudly, jumping up and throwing her arms around him, "How did you afford this?"

He pushed her back slightly, resting his hands on her hips and leaning in slightly to kiss her forehead.

"I stole it."

"How romantic!"

Phone Call: Take 1

He heard a tired "Hello?" on the other line.

"Hey, Cyborg, you need to get over here quickly."

"Hey Beast Boy, I can see you on the other side of the set! Isn't that awesome? Hi!"

The two waved at each other and laughed while everyone else on the set sighed.

Not Scared: Take 1

She opened her mouth to yell but a wave of pain hit her and she was unable to. She gripped his shoulder almost hard enough to break the pain. He gave her a look of sympathy.
"I know you're scared, but-"

Raven began to cut him off, but then stopped. They sat there in silence for a minute before she finally exclaimed, "What the hell is my line?"

Not Scared: Take 2

She opened her mouth to yell but a wave of pain hit her and she was unable to. She gripped his shoulder almost hard enough to break the pain. He gave her a look of sympathy.
"I know you're scared, but-"

Raven cut him off. "Hell yeah I'm scared! You try having a baby, jackass."

Beast Boy bit his lip to try to hold it in but soon exploded into laughter.

Naming the Baby: Take 1

"Well, I've always liked the name Lillian…" Beast Boy mumbled, almost afraid of his wife's reaction.

"Ew, Lillian is such an old lady's name!"

"Raven!" exclaimed the director but he could hardly be heard over Beast Boy's laughter.

A/N: There ya go, my first blooper reel! I hope you enjoyed it. Please please review!