THE FESH PINCE OF BELL AIR
by dug seachang
Episode title - BACK HAVEING FUN
NOEW THIS IS THE STOREY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIVE GAT TWISTED UPSIDDOWN AND I WANT YOU TO SIT AND LISTEN HOW I BE CAME PINCE OF BELL AIRE!
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WEST FILLADELFIA BOURN AND RAISED ON THE PLAY GORUND IS WHERE I SPEND MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN MAAXIN REALKXIN SHOOTIN BBALL UP AT THE SCHOOL WHEN A COMPLE OF GUSY WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEYBORHOOD I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOMO GAT SCARE AND SAID YOU MOVING TO BELL AIRE
I GOT IN THE CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LISTENCE SAID FESH AND HAD A DICEINDAMEER I SAI DTO BELL AIRE
I PULL UP TO THE HOUSE AT SVEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLL TO THE CABBY YO HOMES SMELL YA LATER I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS DA PINCE OF BELL AIRE!
It is morning during the day
Uncle Pill is eating eggo wafflys
Will: YO uncle pill!
Uncle Pill: WUkk can you not see that I am eating?
Will: I CAN SEE THAT!
Will: I need 50 bones for a hype new car.
Uncle PIll: now that is way too much monies will you need to get a job do you think i a made out of monies?
Will looks at camera
carton comes in
carton: HI big gy!
will: hello carton all ready for school?
carton: u bet your coin! but I need 50 dollars for a book to buy and read and learn
uncle pill: here you go son
will: THAT NOT FARE! you give carton monies. y?
Uncle Pill: Because I dont like you.
Uncle pill: carton needs his monies for a book and u for a car. carton needs the book but u dont need the car like he needs the book and thats importent
uncle pill: NOES YOU CANT HAVE MONIE
Will: why not chop my foot off!
aunt viv: hi honey
uncle pill: hi
will: hi aunt viv
Aunt viv: hi
aunt viv: hi
aunt viv: hi
will: u look different!
aunt viv: they hired another actro to play me!
will: can u give me 50 dolalrs for a car?
aunt viv: maybe you shld save your allowance or get a job
aunt viv: ok here you go
wlil: CHING CHING
hillery: I want to have hump with dug seachang
uncle pill: who the heck is dug seachang?
DUG: Y I AM DUG SEACHANG U SILLY!
giraffe: my isnt he charming and good
uncle pill: NO ONE ASKED U GIRAFFE! GO AND CLEEN THE ENTIRE HOUSE A MILLION TIMES
giraffe: instead I will go back to britishland. GOOD DAY SIR
uncel pill: I was kidding! stay pls
girafffe: ok tubby bald man
UNcle pill: U CANT BE WITH DUG SEACHANG
Hillery: I can do whatever I wan! come one dug we're leaving
DUG: OH BOY OH BOY
Will crashes a car through the window of the kichen!
uncle pill: WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
will: did I do that?
Will: I guess the car was not new after all and was old instead of new
carton: U sure did it this time!
will: shut up shortman!
Uncle Pill (with camera swirling aruond him): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
will looks in camera
will and carton are at school in the hallways
carton: do u think uncle pill will care about the whole in the kictchen
will: the only whole he care about is donot wholes!
three white men come in!
white man 1: U R BLACK R U NOT?
will: yo man yo
white man 2: anser him "homedog!"
will: hey man yo
carton: leave me alone meanie
white man 3: hahahaha look they are black! HAHAHA
will and carton hug and cry
a dog wearing a funnay hat runs by
hillery and DUG are in a fancy fench restrent
hillery: this is a hype restrent w/ hype food dug
DUG: anything for hump!
DUG: you are pretty and fun and hype and good
hillery: LOL! thank you dug
DUG: ANYTHING FOR HUMP, SILLY!
Jaz: OH NO U WILL NOT HAVE HUMP WITH MY WOMAN!
hillery: go away dumb ol jaz!
DUG: YA GO AWAY TO THERE
Jaz: I am going to kick your butt homebouy
DUG: O RLY?
Jaz: YA RLY
Dug throws Jazz out of restrent!
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY WHOOOOOOOOOO GO DUG GO DUG GO DUG GO DUHG
waiter; Your bill is 5 billion dollers
Dug: HOLY SPIDERS!
hillery: how are we gonna pay for this?
waiter: wash the dishes and walk the dog!
The dog with the funnay hat walks by again!
DUG: I have a better IDEA!
Dug getts up and sings and dances the NINJA RAP!
DUG: YO! its da green mashine! GONNA rock the town witout beeing seen! HAVE U EVER SEEN A TORTLE GET DOWN? slammin jammin to new sounds YEAH everybody move! Vanilla is here with Jack Grove! Gonna ROCK AND ROOL this palce! I LOVE NINJA TORTLE BASS! NINJA NINJA RAP NINJA NINJA RAP! GO GO GO GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! GO GO GO GO!
YAAAAAAAAY WHOOOOOOO CHEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Waiter: WOW U R GOOD! the bill is free come back anytime
Hillery: wow good dug you were good and amazing!
DUG: ANYTHING FOR HUMP!
Giraffe sings and dances witha broom to JUNGLE BOOGEY for 5 mins
will and carton come home sad and sad
uncle pill is eating more eggo wafflys
uncle pill: what is rong boys?
will: yo a very mean stupid unhype men called us black
uncle pill: THAT IS WRONG AND RAISIST! YOU HAVE TO KICK THEIR BUTT
will: word up homey I'm down like a clown!
carton: but what about law and order?
uncle pill: sometimes you have to ignore the laws boyo and do what is right
carton: I meant the show silly!
will looks in camera
Will and carton run up to the three white men in skool the next day!
Will: yo homes me and my shortman here are gonna kick your burr!
carton: we will we will! HEY you called me short!
will: I am sorry carton. SIKE!
white man 1: ok black guys but we cant not fight now in school since that is bad
wihte man 2: but after school in the staple center in a boxing ring in front of everyone in los angles
will: yo man yo where the lakers play bbball?
white man 3: what is the mattere? R U A CHICKEN?
the three white mean bad men act like ckciekns for 2 mins
will: yo man we will be there!
the three white men walk away with chins up and butts out
carton: I had better lern to fight real fast !
Wull: U MEAN U DONNT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT CARTON?
carton: only on nintendo!
5 min thingy of will showing carton how to fight with silly tombone music in backgrnd
Funny things that Happne: carton misses will and falls into girls bathroom, carton punches will and will looks at camera unhert, carton swings and misses will and punches the PRINCIPLE, carton drinks egg juice, finally carton punches will in the face and he spins around cross eyeyed and falls down with his butt in the air
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Commercial break for eggo wafflys, pop tarts, new ninja tortles movie, chainsaws, golf clubbs, and nucleer submarinies
DUG and hillery are haveing hump in the pool house!
Jaz is in the window and puts on a wolfman mask!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UH OH!
Jaz creeps in and up to Dug and Hillery haveing hump
Dug runns away screaming! Camera closeup of Dugs BUTT!
Hillery: Jaz you are a big supid jerk!
Jaz: I did it to save and protect u.
Hillery: OH OK!
Jaz lifts up his sungalsess and winks at to the camera.
aunt viv: what are you doing DUg?
DUG: dumb ol jaz ruined me and hillerys hump
aunt viv: i am sorrie but you cannot always get what u want
DUG: thanks for teh advice aunt viv!
ashlee smiles at DUG ashlee is not little anymore and is older than before!
DUG: OH BOY OH BOY
uncle pill: OH NO U DONT!
uncle pill chases Dug around the house for 3 minutes to zany kazoo music untill they finally all crash into giraffe
giraffe: I wonder if they will take me back at teh royal english brittish imperial castle SIGH
carton and will are in only boxer shorts jumping up and down in teir corner
black man heping them who is gorge jeffison on that other show: remmeber to sing like bees
white man 1: lets start the fight you 2 black men
white man 2: but befo we do u shold know someting
white man 3: we are not what we seem at all AHAHAHAHHAHAH!
they rip off their masks and they are REALLY the mean jerman naziman, the man from jepardy, and george t. bush!
willand carton: AHHHHHH!
bush: u dont stand a chance black men!
bush throws fire at will liek firemario!
black man heping them: DAM!
mean jerman naziman throws ninja stars liek the foot!
balck man heping them: DAM DAM!
jepardy man farts on them!
black man heping them: DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM!
will and carton are about to loose
bush: you shdl have quit when you was ahead
mean jeramn naziman: but rathar and instead
jepardy man: u will be DEAD!
URKELL: I DONT THINK SO!
urkerel was ther ethe whole tiime and he has one of leo's katana swords!
will and carton and black man heping them: thank the stars its urkell here to save us and beat up on the enemies that are mean and stupid! GOOOOOOO URKRLE!
urkelrel laughs! HEHEHEHHHEHE SNORT SNART
bush: oh noes
jepardy man: its
mena jerman naziman: urkele!
the mean men explode in a huge fireball that destroys everything in the arena but urkrel and will and carton and the man heping them!
will: yo thanks urkurel
carton: yu were great
urkeley: no problem bob!
they all fly into the sunset