DISCLAIMER- This fic is not for the weak-hearted or those who would take it seriously. I love Peanuts and grew up with them, but upon watching it now I began to wonder how a kid as abused and harassed as our Charlie Brown could have possibly made it to adulthood without showing some emotional scars from the childhood he experienced. The rest of it just sort of fell into place as I thought of a terrible fate for all of the Peanuts gang, with the exception of Shermy. Please don't flame me unless you have a coherent, well-structured sentence voicing a reasonable problem with my writing style, which is meant to imitate the style of the comic strip.