I always forget that there are actually 6 verses to this song, (although they usually only show 4 on the TV show), so I included all 6 verses here.


The Half Blood Prince Of Bel Air

Parody to The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air




Now Harry's a boy who only found out

His wizard roots a year ago now

I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how the half-blood prince gave him quite a scare


In West Little Whinging he was raised

With the Dursleys is where he spent most of his days

Didn't know Hagrid and Dumbledore planned to return in ten years to give him a hand

On a long ago night Harry beat the Dark Lord

Who'd have thought a baby could scare Voldemort?

They got in one little fight and the Dark Lord ran

(He said "I'm going to hide away 'til I think of a plan")


To Diagon Alley Harry ventured one day

With Hagrid in tow to help him on his way

And Harry was reelin', he couldn't help feelin'

That magic and wizards were hard to believe in


Meanwhile, Snape was far from glad

(Severus still held a grudge against his dad)

He vowed to give Harry a horrible term

Hmm, he would make him squirm


He boarded on the train and he and Ron seemed

To stuff themselves with Chocolate Frogs and Bertie Botts Beans

(Their second year arrival was a little less prepared

When they borrowed Arthur's car and drove in the air)


They pulled up to the school

Where the Sorting Hat placed

Harry, Ron and Hermione

In Gryffindor's grace

Harry's ears were still ringing

With the Hogwarts school song

As he felt, for the first time,

He really belonged.



Here are the real lyrics to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:


Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air


In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air"


I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it


First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!


I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air


I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air