All characters were created by Tom Warburton.

All characters and all Kids Next Door indicia are © Curious Pictures/Cartoon Network (and used without permission, but it's doubtful that they mind)

Tekken is © Namco

Covert Casting and Voice Director:

Collete Sunderman

Vocal Assault:

Numbuh 1 is Benjamin Diskin

Numbuh 2 is also Benjamin Diskin

Numbuh 3 is Lauren Tom

Numbuh 4 is Dee Bradley Baker

Numbuh 5 is Cree Summer Franks

Numbuh 86 is Jennifer Hale

Numbuh 362 is Rachel MacFarlane

Numbuh 60 is Matt Levin

Tommy is also Dee Bradley Baker

Heinrich von Marzipan is also Dee Bradley Baker

Nick The Reporter is Jess Harnell

Numbuh 10 is Kim Mai Guest

Chad Dickson is Jeff Harris


Cree Lincoln is also Cree Summer Franks

Composer Commandos:

Tom Chase

Steve Rucker

Vince Di Cola

Some of the dialogue for "You Call This A Spar?" was originally written by Sylvester Stallone.

No copyright infringement is intended or implied. I did all this for the fun of it.

All of the characters, places, and events portrayed in this fanfic are fictitious. Any resemblance to any real persons, places, or events is unintentional and purely coincidental, except in cases of severe self-insertion, I suppose, but even then the similarities are controlled, hee hee.


To Daniel "D-Boy" Wheeler, for the Japanese text.

To Numbuh 405, for helping me get the lyrics right.

To Sylvester Stallone.

To Omega-Red9, for starting the whole thing off.


To Tom Warburton, for coming up with such wonderful characters.

Just in case you're wondering, the various ways of saying "The End" are written in English, German, Afrikaans, Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Romanian, Polish, Russian, Latvian, Finnish, Greek, Hebrew, Malay, Hokkien, Seneca, Chinese, Japanese, Norwegian, Swedish, and Mayan, respectively.


Until next time, remember:




J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i. "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.