Bakura: (his hair turned pink) YOU LITTLE…WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-
Atem: (laughing his head off as he jumps into the swimming pool and uses Ryou as a shield) Now, now, Tomb Robber…haven't you ever heard that revenge will get you nowhere?
Bakura: (on the side on of the pool) FUCK THAT! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!
Ryou: (sighs in aggravation) Can't you two ever stop fighting? This day is supposed to be for fun.
Bakura: It will be fun as soon as I get that royal asshole's neck in my grasp!
Kitty: (snappish) Oh, be quiet! You know I'd never let you kill Atem-chan, Bakura, so just GET A GRIP!
Kitty: (crosses her arms) You know, if you had not been threatening Atem-chan and had asked politely, I would've changed your hair back to normal.
Bakura: W-WHA? Really?
Kitty: Yeah…but now I don't feel so inclined.
Bakura: (whining) Oh c'mon, Kitty…I can't go around like this! No one will take me seriously, and if I can't steal, I'LL DIE OF HUNGER! (looks absolutely pathetic)
Kitty: (ponders this for a moment and then sighs) If you promise to be even-tempered until we get home…then I'll change your hair back.
Bakura: (jumps into the air elatedly) Hallelujah!
Kitty: (sighs again as she swims to the edge of the pool) Oi…Kaiba-kun.
Kaiba: (looks up from his book in annoyance) What?
Kitty: Put your laptop down here, will ya?
Kaiba: (does so) What for?
Kitty: Swimming with you all reminded me of my latest fanfic, and I need to post it.
Atem, Yugi, Mokuba, Bakura and Joey: (excitedly) FANFIC?
Ryou: You started another?
Kitty: Yep! It's another shonen-ai fic!
Atem, Bakura and Joey: (groans)
Joey: Ya mean one of those kinds of fics where I get paired with Kaiba?
Atem: Or Yugi has to cheat on you to be with me?
Bakura: Or I have to fuck my ninny Hikari?
Ryou: I AM NOT A NINNY!
Kitty: All of the above, actually.
Kaiba, Bakura, Atem and Joey: (turn green)
Mokuba: (laughs) Actually I kind of like these fics, nii-sama: it'd be fun to have Joey-kun for a brother too!
Kaiba and Joey: Don't ever think that will actually happen, Mokuba. (glare at each other)
Yugi: So what is the parody of, Kitten?
Kitty: (grins) I'll give you a hint… (comes out of the water to reveal a green fish tail where her legs should be)
(…The sound of silence…)
Atem: Finding Nemo?
Kitty: (annoyed) NO! The Little Mermaid!
Mokuba: Ooh, we're all mermaids?
Kitty: Mermen, actually. Can't have you all getting a sex change.
Kaiba: Thank goodness: otherwise I'd have to sue you.
Yugi: (glares) You're not suing my Kitten! She can write anything she wants.
Kitty: (pecks Yugi's cheek) Thanks, dear. (ahem) Anyway… (grins) I believe I've gone into my story quite enough. (types a few things on Kaiba's laptop and then clicks the mouse) Alrighty, my wonderful readers…R&R my latest Yu-Gi-Oh shonen-ai parody...Namonaki Ai!