This is based on a Princess Mononoke fic but using the SK characters :D I do not own SK or any of the characters in it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
I. Anna Kyoyama
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an Anna KYOYAMA™ unit!
ANNA KYOYAMA™ comes with the following accessories:
Cool blue spirit-summoning necklace
Whip (for use with YOH ASAKURA™ unit)
Press the button on your unit's back and she will say one of ten phrases -
"Make me a coffee - no sugar!"
"YOH! GET UP!"
"What is he still doing here!" (when interacting with HOROKEU USUI™ unit) - to name but a few.
WARNING - ANNA KYOUYAMA™ unit does not interact well with the following units and may cause a disruption:
KONCHI & PONCHI™
However the ANNA KYOYAMA™ unit interacts well with the following and may display slight romantic intentions towards the first:
ANNA KYOYAMA™ enjoys certain activities, such as ordering people around, training the YOH ASAKURA™ unit, slagging off HAO ASAKURA™, throwing people at walls and generally being bossy. If your ANNA KYOYAMA™ unit starts handing out flowers, hugging other units and skipping, BEWARE. She may contain a lethal virus and will need to be immediately decontaminated.
Q. My ANNA KYOYAMA™ unit has developed an unholy obsession with Tom Cruise and refuses to train the YOH ASAKURA™ unit. What do I do?
A. Destroy any Tom Cruise-related items in her possession and buy her a dog leash and a new whip. She should return to normal. If not call 1800-HELP ME! and ask for info on the SK units.
Q. Why does my ANNA KYOYAMA™ keep trying to kill the Hanagumi and beat up YOH ASAKURA™?
A. This is perfectly normal.
Q. Why does my ANNA KYOYAMA™ unit A) hide behind the sofa when Doctor Who comes on telly and B) insist on watching the repeats of Oprah Winfrey?
A. A) Doesn't everyone? B) Have you ever tried finding something better to watch on daytime TV?
If you have any further queries call 1800-BRAT.
Thankyou for purchasing the ANNA KYOYAMA™ unit.