King Of The Killed
A/N: This is a one shot character death.I had to make some last minute adjustments. Enjoy. This is my FIRST KING OF THE HILL FANFICTION! R & R.
Hank walked into his living room. Bobby was playing Gameboy on the couch.
"God dangit Bobby. No more videe-ya games." Hank said, He took Bobby's Gameboy and threw it in the fireplace.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Bobby said. He tried to kick Hank in the testicels but he missed.
"All right mister. No more language. You gotta mow the God dang lawn." Hank said.
"FUCK YOU HANK!" Bobby said as he went into the backyard.
"That boy ain't right." Hank said. He sat down and watched a football game. He got up and went to the backyard and looked for Bobby.
"God dangit Bobby.if your not going to mow the lawn then I will." Hank siad. He tripped on a sprinkler and landed on the grasss.
"I love the smell of my lawn." Hank said, He inhaled the lawn's fresh fragerence.He looked to the right and saw the lawnmower barreling towards him.
" SHIT NO!" Hank said. Hank couldn't get up and the lawnmower blades chopped up his face and went everywhere like a wood chipper. His brains and blood spilled all over the grass. His head was cut into peices. Bobby picked up a can of propane and dumped it onto the decapitated corpse that used to be Hank.
"So Hank.How are your propane and propane accesories going to save you now?" Bobby said. Hank didn't answer since he was decapitated and his head was in bloody pieces. Bobby lit a match and put it on Hank. His body lit up in flames. The propane went everywhere.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bobby said, He was laughing, The flames got on him.
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!" Bobby said as he burned and melted like a fat kid's chocolate bar on a summer afternoon.