Title: Before He Cheats

Summary: Rosalie finds out that Emmett is cheating on her, so with Alice and Bella's help, she takes her revenge on his most prized possession. Includes Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats'

Disclaimer: The characters of the book Twilight are property of Stephanie Meyer.

PG-13

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Rosalie stood outside the front door of the Swan residence. She didn't even know why she was there. She didn't like Bella for obvious reasons, and she wouldn't deny it. But now she needed her and Alice's help if her plan was going.

'What have I got left to loose?' She thought as she rung the doorbell. She could hear Bella's feat run down the stairs, slipping on the slick floors in her house socks, and crash into the sofa. After a few minutes, she answered the door, blushing furiously and her hair eschew.

"Rosalie?" she said stunned beyond belief. Rosalie had barely ever spoken to her or even paid any attention to her, but yet here she was.

"Um… can I?" she asked quietly.

"Oh, yea sure," She opened her door wider to let her in. Rosalie sat down on the sofa.

"I'll go get Alice, she's upstairs." A few minutes the three of them were on opposite sofas.
"Although you probably already know this, I saw something this afternoon that really upset me, and I need both of your help."

"What happened?" asked Bella incredulously.

"Rosalie saw Emmett pawing some blonde girl behind the guy after school." Alice answered quickly, and Bella gasped.

"No!"

"I was going to find him and tell him we were leaving and I saw him. It was disgusting, I wanted to kill her, but I just left. And here I am." Rosalie's eyes began to reduce their usual glow."

"Oh Rosalie," said, her voice full of compassion.

"He's done this before." Alice reminded, Rosalie.

"He has?"

"This is his fourth time."

"And I have forgiven him every time, but this is the final."

"What are you going to do?" Bella asked leaning forward.

"I'm going to take my revenge." Her face was stone cold.

Bella and Alice smirked, and the three of them started to plan.

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"So it's decided, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper will go out to one of the local bars, and the three of us will follow in Charlie's car. Alice will watch the guys and I will watch for anyone who is coming and may see you. After that you will go to the bar to catch him in the act." Bella went over the plan. Alice and Rosalie nodded at the right parts and that the end Bella asked, "Are you sure you really want to do this?"

Right now he's probably slow dancing
With that bleach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky

"I've never been so sure about something this serious in my life." (A:N: That's a long time…) Bella nodded.

"Well," Alice said getting to her feat. "What are we waiting for? Christmas?"

Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

That night, the guys went out to the farthest bar from Forks, and just as planned, so did the girls. Alice went in and found a table in a dark corner, where she could see everyone, but no one could see her. Bella sat in Charlie's car and watched who went in and out of the bar. Rosalie took her baseball bat from the trunk of the car and headed toward Emmett's car.

Right now he's probably behind her with a pool stick showing
Her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

Rosalie examined the car and tried to decide where to hit first. They had decided that for their 100th year anniversary that they each buy each other a car. He had bought the red convertible for her, and she had bought him the black hummer. What a shame, that I'll have to wreck the car I bought… NOT. And with that final thought she swung the bat.

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Alice sat in the Bar watching her brothers. Jasper and Edward were sitting at the bar talking to the bartender about the game that was being showed on the TV above the alcohol. But Emmett was in a corner in a furious lip-lock with a blonde haired girl. It made her stomach churn at the sight of kissing. She had seen it a lot, between Bella and Edward, and Emmett Rosalie, but this display of affection was repulsive.

Right now she's probably up singing

Some white trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now she's probably saying I 'm drunk

And he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Bella sat in the car watching Rosalie take out her anger on the hummer. It had large dents, shattered glass was all over the parking lot. Rosalie had only stopped to take out her keys to key up the sides. Bella sighed, Young love, she thought.

Right now he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth

Of that bathroom polo
And he don't know

Rosalie was mad, madder than she had ever been. Her long blonde hair was flying every which way and her eyes had gone blood red with anger. She stopped hitting to open the driver seat and took out her pocket knife, and wrote cut the leather to form the letters R-O-S-A-L-I-E on every seat.

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

When she was finished, she walked over to Bella who sat in her father's car. Suddenly Alice came gliding out of the bar and came to a halt at the car.

"They're ready for you." She sang.

"Knock 'em dead." Bella said.

Rosalie turned on her heal, and headed into the bar.

I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
you know it won't be on me

Rosalie banged through the doors, and all heads turned towards her, except Emmett and the blonde's. Edward and Jasper guffawed at each other; they knew there was going to be trouble. She came up to the couple and tapped Emmett on the shoulder. He turned around, and gaped at her. She gave him a I-should-have-known-you'd-be-here look, dropped the keys to his car in her drink, and left the bar.

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats