Title: Before He Cheats

Summary: Rosalie finds out that Emmett is cheating on her, so with Alice and Bella's help, she takes her revenge on his most prized possession. Includes Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats'

Disclaimer: The characters of the book Twilight are property of Stephanie Meyer. I also do not own Ashlee Simpson's Boyfriend, All My Children, or Olympia Beer.

A.N. First of all, I wish to apologize for my mistake. I went to the Twilight website, and all of you were right. (falls to readers feet, and starts sobbing(maybe that's a little too dramatic) ) I am sooooo sooooo sorry. I have no excuse for my mistake, except that it all seemed to fit in well with what I was planning to go with. This isn't Anne Rice, This is Stephanie Meyer. I understand about the eating and drinking, but the whole sleep well was a figure of speech. I understand if no one wishes to continue to read the story, just please don't case me out of town with pitchforks. I will be out of town for a while so I won't be able to respond to respond to reviews. This chapter is through that girl Blair's eyes about what happened before and during that night at the bar.

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Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha,

It was Saturday night and Blair was bored. The guy she was with was chattering about the most recent street race he had won aginst some punk who thought they could beat him. BORING! Like she really cared about cars… unless they were driven by some hunk.

Whatcha been doin'?

Whatcha been doin?
Whoa, Whoa,
Haven't seen ya 'round,

She yawned loudly, as if to bring the attention from cars to her, but it didn't work. He then changed the subject to motorcycles. She wondered why she even said yes to this date. I must have been drunk or something she thought taking a drink of her apple martini. A flash of something pale caught her eyes across the bar.

How you been feelin'?

How you been feelin'?
Whoa, whoa,
Don't you bring me down,

A guy was watching the football game on the TV diagonal from him. He had probably the palest skin she had ever seen in her life. He had an untouched bottle of Olympia beer in front of him that he never drank from. He looked over at her and she winked at him.

All that stuff about me,
Being with him,
Can't believe,
All the lies that you told,
Just to ease your own soul,

But I'm bigger than that,
No, you don't have my back,
No, No, HA

He smiled at her, but did not wink back. She took a pen out from her purse and wrote her name and number on a napkin. She stood up, told her date she had to go to the bathroom and when she passed the guy across the bar, dropped the napkin on the floor. He picked it up and smirked.

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's goin' on,
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

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Blair was sitting on her sofa in her apartment watching an 'All My Children' rerun. Suddenly her phone rang. She checked the caller id and it said Cullen, Carlisle. She shrugged her shoulders and answered the phone.

Well I'm sorry,
That he called me,
And that I answered the telephone,
Don't be worried,
I'm not with him,
And when I go out tonight,
I'm going home alone,

"Hi is Blair there?" A man's voice asked over the phone

"This is she," she replied.

"We met at the bar a couple of days ago."

"Ya that's me…"

"Do you want to go out sometime tonight?"

The bells and whistles went off.

"Sure, same bar?" She asked seductively.

"Ya."

Just got back from my tour,
I'm a mess girl for sure,
All I want is some fun,
Guess that I'd better run,
Hollywood sucks you in,
But it won't spit me out,
Whoa Whoa, HA

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Blair sat at the bar waiting for Emmett to show. She was in her really short strapless red dress that made her look even sluttier then she looked like on a normal day. She drummed her manicured finders on the hard-wood surface of the bar, she was getting impatient. When was he ever going to get here?

The door of the bar opened and she turned around to see if it was him and instead some old man walked in. She growled with agitation. This was really starting to piss her off.

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

She turned around to order another martini to see her date sitting next to her.

"I didn't know you where there." She said trying not to sound startled.

"I've been here the whole entire time." He said calmly. Let me buy that martini for you."

Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone,
Don't you got somewhere to go?
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

(A.N.: I'm gonna jump ahead to later that night)

They were kissing. Simple, innocent kissing. Two lovers kissing to signify there love and adoration.

Not.

Yes they were kissing but it was far from innocent. The kiss was one of those disgusting kisses you hear about that you go 'ewww!' at. The people sitting next to them were so disgusted, moved to the tables to drink instead.

Whoa, whoa, whoa ha
Whoa, whoa, whoa ha

Please stop telling all your friends,
I'm getting sick of them,
Always staring at me like I took him from ya'

(Jumping ahead again)

It was their 7th week of going out and it seemed to going fine until his girlfriend found out. It was all a downhill spiral from there.

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone,
Don't you got somewhere to go?
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I didn't steal your boyfriend

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