Count Olaf Dies A Horrible Violent Death
A/N: This is a one shot character death.I had to make some last minute I Heard Lemony Snicket(Peter Handler) was going to kill off Count Olaf inthe upcoming book I thought 'What the hell, I'll kill him off first, Enjoy. This is my FIRST SEIRE OF UNFOURTUNATE EVENTS FANFICTION! I demand reviews! PLEASE! Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. WARNING: IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE REALY REALLY REALLY REALLY GORY AND DISTURBING STORIES GO BACK BEFORE I RUIN YOUR MIND!
Count Olaf sat on his couch flipping through the channels on the TV."Where are those blasted children?" Count Olaf said. "I think I shall go and look for them." He thought. THen Evilo Andy burst through the door.
"Who are you?"
"YOu have killed people. Now YOuwilldie."
"But I haven't-"
"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !" Andy screamed as he hot glued Count Olaf's eye's took out a letter-opener and ripped off Olaf's Eyelids.
"Oh God, "AH! MY EYE!I CAN'T BLINK!" he took of the letter opener and lodged it into Olaf's jaw. Blood spewed out of Olaf's took a nail gun and shot Olaf in the neck. Olaf tried to rip out the nail but caused more blood to flow out.
"Oh God!" Olaf screamed hoarsely as Andy shot a tackhammer down his throat.
"ACHHAHFHFAKRGHA!" Olaf took out a chainsaw and cut off one of Olaf's knees. He fell to the ground, clutching his knees.
"Payback is a bitch, bitch.
Andy poured gasoline all over Olaf. He lit him on fire.
"Stop, what're you about to be doing..." Olaf weezed.
"I am lighting you on fire. The pain will be like a salty sea of lemon juice of that you'd know that pain you heartless facist dictator. But I do..."
Andy threw a match on Olaf and he lit up in flames.
"I AM DDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN NGGGGGGGGGGG!" Olaf said. It was true. He was took Olaf's ashes and flushed them down a nearby toilet.
Andy escaped and froze himself Cryogenically and killed Fry in the year 3000.
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN NNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD!