AN: Hi, this is my first story, so be nice. Any flames are welcome but plz don't write: "I hate you, you stink." If you flame plz flame about what is wrong and what you like to be changed. It was for Naruto b-day, but I wrote it too late. Sorry.

Naruto's Birthday

Pairing: SasuNaru

Author: Silent Slayer 2000

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-Naruto's POV-

Once apon a time- No too folktale like...Ok, hi, my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I'm a blond with cerulen blue eyes. I have 3 scars on my face. I enjoy Ichiraku ramen and training to become stronger than that bastard, Sasuke. I seriously don't have a clue why, why on earth girls like him! He is a hartless bastard! Look what he does to Sakura-chan! She wastes her time to ask him out, but what does he do? He said no! Why doesn't she ask me out? Am I that horrible?...Oh, wait! Before I continue, I should tell you about Sasuke and Sakura-chan. Well, Sakura-chan is a beautiful pink hair girl. I try to ask her out, but she never accecpts...Then there's Sasuke, he is a raven haired Uchiha...Oh, did I tell you about Uchihas? Well, some say they are really famous. But why do I care? Anyway did I tell you his hair looks like a ducks butt? Well, it does. You should go see for yourself.

I am a great cook, but I never show it. Did I tell you Sasuke is a great cook? Ack! Sorry, I am trying to forget her. But his food is amazing. Grr..I should stop thinking about him...Well, even though I never show it, I am a genuis, but I not as good as Shikamaru. Sasuke is pretty smart too! I mean he- wait! I should stop thinking about him...If you are wondering if I like Sasuke or not, well I do! I mean I don't! I uh...really hate him!

-Naruto :)

Ps: Sasuke is sooo cool, but I'm the strongest!

-Normal POV-

Naruto put down his journal (he refused to call it his diary), and went to make cookies (for Sasuke of course!).

-Sasuke's House, Sasuke's POV-

"Today is the Kyuubi Festival, Sasuke-kun! Will you go with me?" Sakura asked me.

"No." I said.

"Oh, ok..." Sakura said looking sad.

I slamed the door and went in to back a cake for Naru-chan. Wait! Did I say Naru-chan? Why am I thinking about him? Well, I started to mix the ingrediants together and suddenly the door bell rang.

"Oh, shut up!" I said to myself, 'I'm trying to bake Naru-chan a cake.' (That was thinking)

"Uh...Sasuke? Can you open then door?" A voice said. I quickly notice the sound, it was Naruto!

"Yes, yes, I'm coming!" I said and opened the door.

There he was standing at my door way, holding onto a box, which smelt really good!

"Er...hey Sasuke. Since, it's the Kyuubi festival, do you want this gift?" Naruto said.

"Umm..." I wanted to say something but I didn't know what!

"I-it's okay. You don't want them. I-I'll just get out of your way and go..." Naruto said, sadly.

"No, wait! Naruto!" I shouted.

"h-hmm?" He said, looking like he was trying not to cry.

"Can I have your present?" I asked.

Then he smiled and gave me the presents. I asked if he can stay for a while, he said yes! Naru-can said yes!

"What are you making?" He asked me.

"A cake." I said.

"For who?" He asked.

"You'll see." I told him.

Soon the cake was ready, I decorated the cake and brought it out to Naruto.

"Umm...Are you going somewhere? Do you need help with bringing that cake?" He asked.

"Nope. Close your eyes." I told him, he closed them.

I kissed him and he opened his eyes widely.

"Happy birthday, Naru-chan."

"Uh, Naru-chan?"

"Yeah, it's a nickname." I said.

"Thanks." He said and dove in the cake.

Something will be interesting tonight...MWHAHAHAAHAH!!!


"Naruto, why are you limping?" Sakura asked Naruto.


SS200: Hope you liked it. It was kinda ooc, huh? I'm sorry bout that. Plz. Review and flame if you like (but plz. helpful flames).