Kanoi: Hello again, yet another ficcy from moi!

Hikaru: Shouldn't you concentrate on just one, considering how scatter brained you are?

Kanoi: How many times must I tell you to leave me alone?

Tamaki: Give up saying it, you're just wasting your breath. They won't stop bothering you… EVER:sobs:

Kanoi: Grrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaattt. :rolls eyes: ANYWAY! Got the idea for this fic when I was watching an AMV and the showed a clip from the Halloween episode. I saw the vampyness and was all "HEY! If Hikaru and Kaoru were vampires they could be a twincesty as the wanted!" Then the idea just kind of expanded into this idea. There is a LARGE bit of Hitachiincest in the chapter, but I'm not sure how much there will be in following chapters. Pairings will kinda be all over the place, so yeah… Also, OOCness might be quite common in this, but oh well, DEAL WITH IT! Kidding, kidding, lol. But yeah, just… It shouldn't take away from the story, so please don't say anything about it, I'm already aware of it.

Hikaru: Do you ever shut up?

Kanoi: Well FINE! Just do the damn disclaimer then!

Tamaki: Kanoi does not own Ouran High School Host Club, so we here kindly ask of you not to sue her. :smiles and girls faint:

Kanoi: Huh:looks at the girls: Where did they come from?


The vampire lords Hitachiin were resting comfortably on their gothic, king-size, four-poster bed. The covers were completely tangled and barely cover the twins, who appeared to be naked. They more than likely were. The covers were not the only things tangled in the dark room; the twins were also tangled together and looking very lazy and content in each other's arms.

The younger twin Kaoru drew imaginary circles on the elder's chest with his finger.

"Mou… Hikaru, must you be so rough in bed? That bite earlier hurt, and now I'm going to have a limp…" Kaoru complained to his twin.

Hikaru couldn't help the predatory smile that his lips made when he saw his adorable brother's bottom lip sticking out in a pout. He quickly caught the protruding lip in between his teeth, causing Kaoru to yelp in surprise.

Hikaru let his captive go and whispered seductively, "I didn't hear you complaining earlier…"

Kaoru blushed, but found himself moaning when his brother brought him into a passion-filled kiss.

"Are you going at it again? Have you no sense of modesty?" cried a voice from the huge bedroom's doorway.

"Don't you know how to knock," the twins irritably asked in unison, "Tono?"

High vampire lord Suoh stood in the doorway, completely embarrassed at the state he had found the twins in.

"So what is it you need, my lord?" asked Kaoru.

Tamaki smiled brightly at them. "Why, just to visit my friends!" he exclaimed jovially.

The twins' eyes twitched.

"Get out!" they yelled as they both threw pillows at the blonde vampire. As the down pillows his Tamaki he fell backwards, and the door slammed shut, seemingly of it's own accord. Tamaki scuttled away when he heard moans and gasps coming from the other side of the door.

When the devious twins were sure Tamaki was gone, the doubled over in laughter. In his laughing fit, Kaoru did not notice the glint in his twin's eye. Next thing the poor red-head knew he was pinned to the bed with his brother on top of him.

"Now where were we?" Hikaru asked with a smirk.

Kaoru blushed in passion when his brother's arousal grinded against his own.

"H-Hikaru," Kaoru moaned, thrusting his hips up in a silent plea for more.

Hikaru kissed his brother passionately, and the two once again morphed from brothers to lovers.

Tamaki stormed down the hall, mumbling under his breath about perverted twins. When he threw open the oak doors at the end of the hall three heads turned to look at him, one curious, one stoic, and one amused.

"Where are Kao-chan and Hika-chan?" asked the small, blonde vampire with the curious face.

"Those twins are horrible!" raved Tamaki.

Hani cocked his head to the side, wondering what Hikaru and Kaoru had done to make their lord angry this time.

"Ne, Tama-chan," Hani said, trying to get the ranting vampire's attention. "What did they do this time?"

Mori glanced at his friend, worried for the other vampire's innocent ears.

"They were being inappropriate again!" whined the high lord, "And they were very cruel to me."

Vampire lord Ohtori smirked and said nonchalantly, "Well, twins with time on their hands are devils."

Tamaki glared at his long time friend, and decided to remind him of something.

"You're the one who sent me to get them!" he shouted.

Kyoya glanced at his lord from the corner of his eye and asked the obvious question. "Your point?"

Tamaki sputtered over his words for a moment before accusing, "Aren't you mad at them for not coming?"

Kyoya smiled at Tamaki sweetly, effectively terrifying the poor blonde.

"Not at all," he said casually, "It's their own loss."

Tamaki stared at the dark haired vampire, confused. "Their own-"

"Loss?" Hani finished.

"Yes," Kyoya nodded, still smiling. "It would appear there is a new comer here."

The three other vampires just stared questioningly.

Fujioka Haruhi took in her surroundings. She was in unfamiliar woods and had no clue how she had gotten there or why she was there. To top it off, she had a splitting headache. Well, this was turning out to be a absolutely splendid day.


Kanoi: There ya go, chapter one.

Tamaki: PERVERTS:points accusingly at Kaoru and Hikaru:

Kaoru: Tono, shouldn't you be more worried for Haruhi than us?

Tamaki: Haruhi?

Hikaru: Hai, she IS after all lost.

Tamaki: That's true… HARUHIIIIII!

Kanoi: Eheh… :sweatdrops: Anyway, I'm well away of not referring to Hani and Mori as "Vampire lord such-and-such," but that doesn't mean they aren't. It just means I'm too lazy to write out their names. By the way, if there are mistakes, please forgive me, I'm far too tired to read over this again to check it. I could hardly type it for being dizzy, so yeah… Please review, and next chapter will be out eventually.