Sly Cooper Gets Rabies

What if Sly did get rabies for real?For those of you who don't know what rabies is, it's when an animal goes insane. Heh heh heh. I'm laughing. Heh If you hate Sly and his cliches go and read this.If you review it, you better review it.

"Hey Sly." Bentley said.

"Yes?" Sly Cooper said.

"I have found the terror known rabies and I have it into a sleep dart that I am holding in my hands." He showed Sly the dart.

"Yes?" Sly Cooper said.

"And I am going to launch it at Carmelita."

"Yes?" Sly Cooper said.

"And. I am going to need your help." Bentley said.

"Good." Sly said as he was happy :) .


"Here is how." Bentley whispered as quiet as he could.

"That is a good plan bentley." Sly said.

"Let's go.

"Yes?" Sly Cooper said.

They went outside.

"There she is!!!!" bentley/Sly said at the top of his/his lungs.

"Shoot it!!!" Sly said as he grabbed Carmelita!"

Bentley shot it. It accidently hit Sly. He looked pissed off.

"GRR." Sly said as he was with rabies. He grew claws.

"GRRGRAWRGGGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRGRGRG" He foamed from his mouth. It drenched the ground.


"I have to reasearch rabie...again." Bentley said seconds before getting ripped up by Sly into shreds of turtle guts.Sly clawed Bentley's heart out and crushed it in his hand. Bentley was dead.

"BENTLEY!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Carmelita said. Sly charged at Carmelita. He swiped her pistol out of her hands.

"Sly, it's me. Carmelita.Your friend?" Carmelita pleaded to Rabies Sly."Please don't hurt me."

"GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!" Sly growled as foam fell down his like a waterfall. He lunged at Carmelita. He bit her hand.'

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Carmelita cried in a Spanish accent. She took out her bloody hand from Sly's mouth.To her horror it instantly fell off like a piece of cheese. As Carmelita stared at her bloody hand, Sly took his claws and gouged them into Carmelita's face. he ripped her face off like a candy wrapper by a hungry fat kid, Miracoulously she was still alive. she ran around in circles looking for her face as blood fell on the soil. sly picked up an adjacent letter opener and launched it at carmelita's neck.It hit and blood spewed out and she was fianlly killed.

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" Sly growled. He ran in the middle of the street and saw a van barreling towards him.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sly yellled as he got crushed like a soda can. the driver got out. it was Murray.

"What'd I miss?" he said as he surveyed his surroundings. He saw Bentley, Sly, and Carmelita's bloody dead bodies all over the compound.

What an ending? The END I people actually review this one, I might make a sequel so go read that...